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Avatar 3 Fire & Ash
Regretting You
really haven't you such a poor that's up on the desiccated enforcement I'm just find all my words Are you saying I'm only fun if I'm drunk Of course you're fine Just you know drunk orgasm is my favorite workout okay you need here I'm right behind you how did we both end up with our exact opposites okay my sister has it in her head tonight's and I heard oh no hey I have no intention of doing that tonight you have my word thank you Sean hey I'm just not new to drink tonight Me neither It's Pepsi and it mainly said he's drunk you know all he does probably right is not there's no version of he was born I'm pregnant okay that's please thank you pumping and dumping okay so but come in here I'm good he's helpful do you want to dry oh actually I have a joke for one of you which is that this guy just unleashed something incredible into his diaper yeah I got it come here oh that is stinky be right back okay there's not back soon we start without her yeah right sound good right oh my god yes laying down the lie I love it babe he's that door so hey hey John and I decided to get married he proposed I mean not not exactly it was it was but discussion it makes sense for it to be our next move yeah well that's romantic yeah I'll do that okay I'm sorry your proposal is better No I mean but that's what I'm saying except you knew this guy in high school and then you didn't see him for a zillion years and then you saw together once at his dad's funeral We used to date I was like you even know each other forever We dated for a month all those years ago I mean it's just okay we have the baby together isn't that the same reason that you and Chris got married I mean can you just be happy for me I'm sorry Yes of course Of course I am Congratulations This is it's really exciting Thank you okay I'll be a good need of honor promise where is Clara which I do and I'm told that's on the phone and he's like sure maybe that a girl named and never gonna work because I'm about part he's right Clara patience yesterday anywhere in bearing bodies out here that's exactly what I'm doing yeah I stopped off you right not getting involved in whatever shady shape you're up to where are you doing I'll show you come here look okay my mom's birthday and I'm already running late hurry up before I get caught shoes aren't meant for this those aren't shoes stealing with city limit sign No just moving this grab that in giving your rise one thing being your accomplices another always do you like study a lot or is it come natural little bit of both was just noisy sorry only Gerald's syndrome yeah I'm only Charlie to see me rifling through your pockets do you want a rifles in my pockets and my mom would live if she knows serious I was about acting she thinks I'm only gonna apply to state if you applied anywhere not my grams isn't just how to use CSA but a hundred cadence student loan debt for a film degree is like a horror movie scary so is my first pick for drama school yeah yeah you won't have film school there that hey babe now I was just not gonna walk home and I got hot so I kind of ride just somebody that around yeah yeah I'll talk to you later just some dude Now who's being nothing super healthy relationship that's crabs yeah how did you clear a grant would you tell my grandson that if he breaks another one of my cigarettes I'm resending his inheritance yeah I go ahead you said the only thing you have of any value is air yeah air would you will not be inheriting I get my time from him Clarin would you like to hear some Miller stories I got plenty of them me once whenever we take years old he pooped his pants in the grocery store because he automated flushers in the public toilets terrified wait wait I got another one when he was 15 I got video we went to a school play wasn't it okay yeah thank you we'll play don't mind him he's older than confused don't know until you finish your city limits mission I might just have to order a pepperoni and pineapple and get grams of tummy embarrassing me around the stories Pineapple and pizza You're not welcome you can go call your girlfriend now see school here just wait I speak okay it's coming together Hey Claire bear What's up Your mom tried calling you Where are you Sorry I know where her story long Got to grab Lexi still And my speaker No of course not spent the last half hour with the coolest guidance cool Oh my god really the limit sign don't ask and then I give him right home we hung out in his bedroom and that's so exciting should I fall back also clearly it's gotta miss something going on we use a girlfriend yeah she graduated last year no don't do that you have to stay awake clear bear he's taken listen don't tell my mom about this you know she gets yeah no of course it won't don't worry okay okay see you soon sometimes it scares me I'd go to a liar you are well stop we have me some more of those chips yes thanks experimenting Lexia phone down It's my tender date Mr Grant Don't get the BAT to be on that up I am 18 on Tinder so back out tomorrow excited oh yes you have no idea tomorrow Just come back to work Yeah maternity leave is officially over and I feel like I figured out that I am not cut out to be a stay-at-home mom that's what I realized
tomorrow Just come back to work Yeah maternity leave is officially over and I feel like I figured out that I am not cut out to be a stay-at-home mom that's what I realized I will be a dagger next week oh my gosh are we silly I'm so excited he's my favorite guy to hang out with the race I think he looks exactly like clarity when she was his age exactly what you think you appreciate it's gorgeous doing cake yeah sure I'm down for cake I'll get it oh my god Miller Adams is following you I gave him a right today oh got it so you were in your car with him alone and you didn't tell me please why don't you no one items wait is that Hank's kid you remember Hank now I remember hanging they're still people named Hank he sold drugs and went to prison so we know was Hank the best customer Wait a minute Hank's son is the coolest guy in school and it was just the two of you today Melissa's doing the mind he's actually a really good kid No offense but you haven't really 45 minutes a day and he's on his best behavior You don't really know what kind of he is We're not dating anyone who's fathers of felony My god I just gave him a ride Okay relax nobody's dating anybody They're a staying away because the boy has friend I don't know my mom always said that just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score what your mom always says that yeah Oh thank you You just put those right there I have to follow matters before I forget happy birthday and stay mad at me forever do not let her drive absolutely Well I think I might have set my time to my own birthday What's what I feel like the hang thing just through me off and I think we might have been too hard on her where we No no we have to nip that in the mud okay okay to the dishes okay there anything yeah it's that time oh my gosh of course it big one congratulations thank you very much watermelons of us yes it's the only flavor worth the cavities I'm proud of how many of these I've checked all I know get a phone any phone is good I heard that one but you don't drink that one I didn't say anything and you didn't have to it's just the world is so hard that world is even harder the odds are stacked against you I think it's worried disagreeing something more realistic just this is a backup right whatever you're my engine you have anything that you really actually bashment about I went from raising it Jenny to being pregnant with you and then raising you and I I never had time in there for my passion months sad I don't know anything that your goal this year should be okay kind your passion okay I have a question for you when you think of me what one word comes to mind not something like mom or wife but something descriptive right now overprotective overprotective I am I didn't want predictable predictable my soul is dying I love my predictable dependable overprotective mall good the only one you've got I got to do homework okay love you love you happy birthday everything thank you okay Well I yeah okay they kept you know like date for the day so I wrote on his feeding schedule and his sleep schedule and he has this like Jenny you do realize I've raised a human right to if we can't you touché Thanks honey You're welcome Count me out for dinner tonight I have a staff meeting okay Clara hey your car's blocking me in Hello Earth Clara card Great I love you and there you go oh you say you skip work ice skip school you don't see it on the future I wish rain check my name okay yeah just yeah school drama come here you know always here if you need me yeah okay I love you so good night sure okay but you never unfolded why did you guys get in a fight what we have made spoken drop them off they're ready I'm blocked in guy looking for my keys already follow me just to follow me a couple hours later I mean social media is confusing I don't know and sour guys I love you Clarebear Love you grandpa Thursday back skip. Hi you should have it who told you that Emily she called her crying apparently they had a fight because Miller don't know Shelby thought Miller she did on her with you she like why I just gave him a ride home right there are all different types of rides cleared stop it and teach good morning hey and it's just so open you want to talk to me yeah I thought you might want to know about this feeling great for the film school here applying to lots of talented students in the drama club could help you out yeah no thanks I just don't make film schools in the course for me no no keep it just because You busy on my way to lunch what's up Miller and his girlfriend broke up that's great pretty sure he's trying to get her back so you don't want to be the other girl trust me wait you were the other girl ones I need to hear about this come on tell you everything Hello he got some teeth coming buddy yeah it must hurt so much My name is Morgan Grant my husband Chris Grant works here they said he was in a car accident okay just have a seat and I'll call the doctor for you is he okay can I talk to him let me get someone help you okay could you try paging my sister she works here in labor and delivery her name is Jenny Davidson is he okay is Chris okay Chris it was I keep trying to call Jenny but she's not picking up but why are you calling Jenny think about Christmas in a car accident They told me Jenny was in a car accident I met Chris when we were in high school everyone wanted to be his friend his magnetism was undeniable feel like getting away I'm sure you do in every tried it really feel like getting out of mad Do you have any No that I know I guess so yeah right you don't smoke you just have a dealer no she's got a dealer she's just by stoner friend you read them United for me No because every smoke cigarette before Good it live longer Get ready Yeah okay yeah don't give me it's terrible yeah yeah Hi I'm so sorry where is Clara Oh I thought she was with you No I'm sorry you know now that you're shingled you can please follow me again show me I got back together like indie or something is that why you need to keep informing me of your relationships status Has anyone ever told you any kind of abrasive Not like a negative Don't change the subject I mean if you back with your girlfriend why are you here I would have felt worse when I didn't check on you Clara Grant oh my god s*** right tracks us all Clara Wilma grant me yes get in the car and calling you one second this is better yes yet in the car Good luck you have any idea how worried I was why didn't even pay for a phone if you never answer it sorry oh great thanks for saying sorry everything's fine now that's why I think it was look at me now what oh were you smoking pot with him his name is Miller and no we were just talking you skipped your father's funeral to get high of it It was your father's funeral Okay and we should have had one of them how long my grounded for forever like really toast to like burning and hell Howard darkness is the lowest degree of heaven in the Mormon team You have this celestial degree which is Hello okay I tried calling just wanted to make sure you're okay that's nice for you I'm so good or is Elijah the most got him here sleeping on the couch Yes I am and also drinking one she like to join me okay like we need to talk now I'm good don't you want to know why they lied no why they were together like Chris was driving her car and Jonah hear you and where is Chris the animals rather pay them pretend we're siblings you got them used to ring me here and getaways but I'll see you at school yeah Thank you are you so calm trust me I'm not but I don't know they caught you deeper than me Clara can never know she's been through enough already just promise me she worships her it would absolutely just destroy her okay you so what is your plan I don't know I need to clear my head okay when we leave back I don't know okay I see so you're leaving again you're just gonna dump your son on me and then you're just gonna come back who knows when not my son skip Don't judge me crap okay hmm okay if under the same clothes for days for her viewer camped out on the couch and you're drinking which you've never do and you're taking care of somebody else that reminds me can you go to the store and pick up some formula I went and I got everything but formula and we've just written no no no tell Jonah to do its his responsibility Clara is whole world just got turned outside and just got turned upside down well I can't go can you go can you go and love you it's the one with the green label Jonah it's been two days Dude I know you're in there I can hear the TV okay okay Scoreboard ever saw as you totally be out of job that you care what are you doing No I mean what are you doing Why is my mom taking care of your kid would understand I love whenever adults are behaving like children say that to children who are behaving like adults clever getting rid of Jenny stuff she never really got around to unpacking you know how she was Are you late The tiniest bit worried about Elijah course I'm not in a good place okay John neither is my mom she just lost her husband and her sister yeah and I just lost my best friend and the mother of my son right and I just lost my dad my aunt Thanks now we've established raw broken and totally messed up you know what I Elijah rolled over last night I did nobody's going to soon and you're gonna miss it you're gonna miss all of these memories that you're never gonna get back so how about you don't get your son Hello how about you go and get your son and also I'll clean your house for 50 bucks yeah and on the way back it baby formula the one with the green label good things clearance Are you hungry Oh perfect timing is so hungry and ready to eat but weird buddy that is here I'll never leave you again no I know I'm mad at me too but feel so hard where you work oh my god I didn't hear now why does it matter you're with Miller weren't you Did you always do this you have to control my life because you don't have one Can I go now No because you still haven't told me where you were I was cleaning Jonas house Yeah right Solving your problems assume the worst of me fine on me behind you class was boring you weren't oh you must say if someone else never thinking of anyone else there should be home so wait okay before you guys to tell you something when you said you were my backup playing I wanted to laugh because if anything show me was my backup plan to you what do you mean what kind of reason I broke up with because what I want to sleep at night I wasn't thinking about her and when I woke up I wasn't thinking about her either Claire I was thinking about you and I hated the way that made me feel many feel like I was cheating or something and I'm not that kind of guy if there's another thing for very long time too okay he was a stalker now I choose hardly way that's now I thought it first kiss would be like quite between how did you think it would be like this here okay that's not bad it's perfect okay and just definitely why you gotta run Hey guys That's right Hey I'm sorry I know that I'm late and I'm grounded and my phone was off and I was distracted him sorry Hi yeah yeah you're very grounded just go to your room I guess that's it no it's fine yeah okay this where I have no idea what's going on with my mom and I'm gonna actually deal with a lot whoa hey boyfriend for me yet actually yeah you know everywhere y'all ever okay hey commitment he's really nice it's all you Hi everyone it's up to no Lexi not really no friends though it's just that you always seem kind of scary I am scary the other new tattoos I don't know way why should I don't just be like 18 I don't want to do that so Hey so this is wrong okay feels really hard these just he's not acting like himself oh yeah let's say he's got a little bug he'll have his name
yeah hear you come here I see them in a little bit It does the first are the worst first fall first fever first tooth This is a cold Now I'm not gonna do this buddy Have you just real Hey that's alright Yeah it's just a cold I'm still doing this your mom's helping me out Where you going To the movies with Lexi Oh weird I didn't realize Miller changed his name to Lexi doesn't have a girlfriend they broke up oh okay and 30 seconds later he's with you I'm just saying he's not the kind of guy that's worth throwing your life away for Clara hoping my life away Jesus moment I'm going to the movies why don't look at me I'm team Miller All right I am putting you to work for that That's fair right We put down into work okay so I think you can just take a entire thing down in one piece of stuff yeah I'm so excited think this and she was like you don't know him like I do I thought she was kidding she wasn't kidding all right have an idea I gotta hate this thing I'm so excited doing that go yeah we don't care okay give it a little growth Where are we going Asians grasshopper okay oh this I'm willing you with my popcorn making skills perfect combination of butter and salt hmm where's everyone oh they're cleaning the floors it takes like 48 hours works dry so we have the theories Well what do we watching My bad You already have friend Hi friend Thank you cannot get over how much you realize I got some of the ceiling highlighted look at me I got you What is that How do you make it It's God Oh it's nice here yeah you too Mr Serious was oh come on Jonah in school you're always so serious me we're also mysterious with the glasses I mean come on but I kind of made it a point to notice everything about you like one I don't know like you're insane hatred for watermelon jolly ranchers weirdo they're the best I didn't say them I actually love them they just saved them for you because I know they're your favorite right now don't worry about feeling very vulnerable and we are angry and I wanted you since the day I met you my biggest regret is not telling you how I felt before Chris Wilton I should have thought harder for you and I think you felt the same it doesn't matter it doesn't matter what I felt then it doesn't matter what I feel now this is my life now Clara is my world that's it about Clara Everything is about Clara I'm protecting her from the truth Yes and as a matter of fact take these with you I don't want her to find them okay you'll get there but you do not know what it is like to put somebody else before yourself and I've been doing that for do know what it's like okay that's why I left all those years ago because I had respect for them for you leaving with the hardest thing I have ever done okay I love because I loved you I still love you about Jenny you love her and and I wanted to do right by her but she didn't do right by me another to my best friend but I'm not gonna let every trail dictate the rest of my life you should neither sure I mean I asked you first yeah sure but no name so yeah okay there's anyone that my heart sounds and not good to what you okay when we plan for cigarettes and I'll smoke money let's play for air it's not trying to make air happens for me through your garden and you please oh reach out that my heart these name no actually the opposite don't be sorry but um I do have to get to work dread time for me to go things over there bam my mom has done some cake doing every room in the house right now she donated their bed Well my dad's clothes it's like she's like trying to make it like you never even existed this will be my first birthday without him we went tomorrow I'm big deal It is to me never heard that clear enough open your doors so I can talk to you guys you're disgusting huh Clara opened the door please Clara come on please open your door at the talk to you all right just go
her dad's died & aunts died all her and her mom wanna do is get fucked ?
have to I can't get it I love you and just don't know how long it's been going on what's happening and that's why you call me over because you're mad at your mom I don't know why no I you going you are ready okay we said probably you want to be back at them comedy I'm sorry it wasn't personal exactly the one thing they should have been most personal wasn't personal at all I'm sorry I'm sorry okay I please wherever I want to ground you actually mother I'm 17 but Don't ever remember this is my birthday Oh no I remembered how could I forget that And we are having your birthday dinner here tonight Wanted You will be here whether you hate my gut So that is nice Okay Hey okay I don't know are we okay door super birthday sure still not aware you're surrounded but true of time right before school I am I don't really know you wanted so I it's perfect I love it um birthday dinner tonight at my place that sounds like a terrible idea it's my birthday I can invite you everyone please this will be fine No I really like a changes that you've made around the place Mrs Graham thank you Lexi Bye bye I'm almost good with a duel Clara Morgan how about cake as you both know my mom expresscakes ever but this year you must got it done really fast because this morning it didn't even remember it was my birthday no I remembered it the weirdest thing happened though something about seeing you and Miller sleeping bed together just kind of knocked me off my game a little bit we didn't sleep yeah yes we did Clara it's inappropriate stop speaking of not appropriate how long have you been boning your dead friends wife a toast to my mother this year she has gone from the most predictable housewife ever to starring her own real house trauma and scandal at every turn as for me I will be skipping season 2 because I got accepted into you and CSA's drama program what yay cheers to me okay I can't do this thank you mr thank you mr sober to dinner Miller Clara Lexi I think she should head home right about now staying over remember we've all gotta ride the s*** out together similar to me when we're going to tell me I got him up today Congratulations I'm on the way west no can you keep using me to piss your mom off and I'm done with it your okay so what you're just gonna sleep with me last night and then dump me no you don't get to throw that in my face I was the one taking advantage last night not you the disrespected the most with my life and I'm supposed to sit here but I'm fine with it When you gonna realize you're not the only one with problems Okay Graham starts chemo next week and you're gonna go up to some amazing school and I'm gonna be stuck here nowhere my best friend it was but no you know what I mean yeah I gotta she was bullish s*** hmm growing up for the yeah yeah drink up girl she like stuff yeah that's ever let's go see my dad yeah leave the way believe I dating a friend Kimberly I lost my virginity you don't know her oh no plan and like what is broken up now don't even know you know I break all of me I don't know part of me did it or her and I was ended up hurting him like a walking disaster mistakes yes but he also did a lot right and the same goes for Aunt Jenny and they loved you so much you Jonah I so like that was the first time we have ever kissed I swear I would never have done that to your father or aunt Jenny especially to you never they did it to you tell you I'm sorry too How soon can I see you How can I help you a friend where's he movie about to start hey Miller I've got player here and she's headed your way up she's running she's spreading but I'm going to differ and stick around here for a while and take care of my gramps the next couple rounds chemo it's a bunch of horseshit or I've been telling you since you're a little far you could have my hair my air rights bought them when you grab them me lived in New York back in the day what are you talking about well in big cities you can buy the rights to air so that you know people can't build in front of your building or on top of you and I'm a little beast and union square where the about I'll have a million dollars last time I checked but the point is we got enough money for it any home health care if necessary and your tuition this is amazing knows that we'll talk about later sure well then but tonight is about you and this movie is for you and naturally you're the star effort hit it but it's been 14 years mama I'm dead your grandmother mama to remember and you never take the yeah I directed this artwork because she's okay I'm sorry you could wear grandson I think he's in love but let's look at one another point their name back there take me back up the hill to my grave oh you're too wonderful for anybody actually realizing you three human beings actually realized life while they lived Hey Claire I know you said no lame promposals but I kind of already started this for you said that so I hope you like it clear I think you should go to problem with me little preoccupied we can go but I still think you should maybe don't because here I goes through my Sarah I think you should have problem with me she have right again okay so here's the thing clear gram you just drove by and I know you saw me standing here how do you have a girlfriend but all I think about is you so if you turn around and offer me a ride I'll take that as a sign and I'll break up with my girlfriend and I'll eventually ask you out but if you don't not just so we weren't meant to be you're coming back okay will you say clear great they get a problem with me some course I will should have just made your video kind of saved us a lot of times so sorry to interrupt another that was a dorable thank you that's good to mind if I steal your prom date first go ahead not gonna keep you for long I just wanted to say that watching you on that screen you're so talented and so fearless and I don't want my fear to hold you back okay I want you to follow your passions wherever they take you I want you to ignore everything and everyone even me mostly I'm just blown away by the person you are the only way because of you you mean as far it too long yeah help me buy me a sentence that's very special I brought your profit back
Preditor Badlands
should of been a 15 rating, smarts does work in preditory hunting
Hi should be goodness now The venom makes them bloom also makes them a handy antidote how about a lift Let's go Where are you sir more you know people keep one I'm synthetic I was built to deploy by the wayland you tonic corporation for research because their humans wouldn't last a day on this planet I've already grown you that I can be useful to you to least why each late hero yes yes exactly like a tool the only way to survive is to work with it and I know how and with the right tool you could get the callus we delete your edition you delete you may call me think for don't ask for you going when your ship crashed faster than sub light we have a crack set yet also unique tier clan and it let me I call you Sure well right back up and start the beginning when we arrived again two years ago and we built a base then I was in the vultures nest for the most exciting 13 days seven hours 43 minutes and two seconds of my life but I always knew someone would come it was just wrong about who so you kill one pasta our crew is made up entirely of sense the Tessa and I are special We have a higher sensitivity than the others sensitivity is what allows us to understand the creatures on this planet we were created to work in tandem me cooped up in the lab Tessa out in the field until the wonderful day Tessa let me come with her We were exploring Genna and then the callus attacked us separated me and us the last sound I remember hearing was Tessa calling out my name reaching for me and the colors I didn't know what to do where's the the outcome has been raise our grass little country ribbons We'll just go around competition We might not be alone in this hunt I've never seen you before fear nice to meet you better we got we did we met you thank you seriously for that experience truly amazing thrilling truly feeling what was your favorite part watch over him and make me sound in each quad plano and little butt here looks hungry I think she's marking you she wants you to be a part of her clan maybe she's lost what do you mean don't all y'all should have family You watching so you never had anyone looking out for you do it boy Hi what happened to him No you're graving you peace I mean no heart you're here because you lost your brother promised you when you little one I'm here because traveling with you is the best way to get back to Tesco and I was in that vulture's nest I'm so afraid I would never see her again should swag I can survive on my own who would want to survive on their own and Julius song sister I guess she is I have sister but a lovely thought I need to find her shakespe Excuse me need to learn some young six boys old was that a joke not closely yo yo yo you're not alone I'm with you Julia the tree wouldn't even us without her That's not where you you paste twice my lying you saw the approval yeah you fish there I am Thank you deck I'm never gonna forget this wind posh doors way 20 you'll choose bit poor eel kiss you yeah you don't listen just there's something I have to tell you you need to leave now I called Tessa the company is on its way you can't be here when they arrive so yeah so did I deck the company sent us here to capture the callusk we own you all this dog you can't kill it you have to leave I needed you to help bring me here we want you to put our list of trying to help you deck you think your brother saves your life just so you could die here just are you spared union boy so that won't bock six times out toxic I read these logs you never told her why your brother protected you no more seal young that's correct and you and our property of the Wayland Yutani Corporation is a great honor free We made it seen so much I'm so much to tell you I saw such incredible creatures Yahsha is a great traveling companion yeah you were right about the callus this side the creature is a regenerative miracle humanity will thank us we have the callus yes and mother will be pleased with your additional catch Additional patch the ultra is not an ideal specimen No not ideal we can salvage its weapons and leave the good idea but it's so loud formed we're going to need a sample for research person he's suffic and what they ask us we can we be sisters here exploring them pouches different he rescued me like you rescued me I did not come here to rescue you I'm completing our mission when we first faced the callus I tried to protect you and my almost cost me everything what do you mean Tessa I almost made the same mistake the ultras brother made The weeks must be cold and clear you're broken test incoming message from motivate the attitude to explain its weapons and the unit box up weak fish dreaming and wait why do you why are you language Somebody yes or no you have the orders I'm asking it to explain this device What is the device then
among mother Tessa were about to load the callus priority one space my we truly are building a better world and what is the status of the outer the answer is an effective specimen What is the status of the outer I'm sorry mother the object is dead then the goucher is no longer a threat you came back for me I'm exactly are you wearing and pursuing thanks but I'm good still deck Almost but when yo it's it's child let's go hunt What are you doing super take off in 20 minutes and what are you doing I gave you an order
Running Man
win about I think in my office you know I didn't bring her here to kill you I brought her to stop myself bouncing your face off this desk and this is you not over next Hey you guy Are you man enough to risk at all Today is your last chance of a year to beyond the running man If you can tuck the boys in black the public and the cones here is you'll run away with go on I'll give you a head start final run of the season don't worry that he's not that crazy okay Welcome back to speed the wheel or a big boned badass that's bravely the bag big blocks Am I right but away is promote For 100 new dollars the capital of France is a Marseille helium or sea period right now drop a hundred next question next season 6 toast richer even more full of s*** than daddy thought your life stop the kill people but it's sort out of the things to save them all right thank you doesn't make her better babe but it makes her feel better I just pulled another double at the hellhole club and if it wasn't dead in the morning I still be there so that's what for today I talked to him but you did who watched Kathy with me you know kill trip them now we've took us even to get the crap out of it smart I left my pride at the door I was respectful maybe got a little heated at the end but came over I don't want us to win I'm sorry the tread Hey you just being punished for being a good man You were just standing up for you guys been none of this is your fault doesn't change your situation no learn this together right Wait where's your son Oh Ben those take forever to make No no it was only we got home it's here countries babe did you kick that off don't worry that has gone Hi Are you going back to the Libertine I don't want to I thought you said that place was dead in the morning It is except for the most desperate wasted losers My friend told me how to get tips out of these guys You're the greatest who's doing all the time No look at these drugs 50 indy products They can accidentally save the kids life babe I can't let you do that Then she burning up with my friend makes 20 new every shift using just one customer Hey now you know I never do that and a friend doesn't even let her grab her ass she just charms them in a tiffin for something that's not one sale and right now is frowned after that kind of the wrong exact things that you ripped him off you could end up in the dump like that girl across the street I'm sorry these men are it real farm for a real dog she lives about another night we don't have a choice the last year we do Where you going Get money Enough for her to see a real dog before bedtime you actually me about taking chances people are not so never come I'm trying out for the running man but there's a ton of other shows look the lowest amount someone won today 75 new dollars I get on one of those we get the maze no people on these games get hurt to look really bad kids promise me you won't go on that show and promise I'll get you out here then you need you there take your business Now we're building tryouts We're seeking your destination Reuters will be prosecuted but it's got I'm still try out hey these guys in trouble get back in line this guy needs help bro do not sit down do not later Max time is to confirm the information is correct with the triangle name I'll read it here to be faster Ben Richards 35 married employment history hired by CJN fire for insubordination why is there a red triangle when my file by that utility fired for me and I asked you a question and subordination higher by defense snack for the daughter fired for insubordination poor kids you mentioned my daughter again they don't make glass thick enough to stop me from choking you out elevator six next please stay in your Hey go up 27 right yeah 29 neighbor Laughlin I've been in thus it became m************ whoa if you got the balls running man I'm Tim can't danceky dance he's my last name and 10 is short for Timothy got it we all go around and say our names in a fun fact you know later authority burn and our key when justice hilarious family everything next image what are you seeing cutest puppy ever What about this one oh it's my favorite flower giving me a hug final image tell me about it infinite bunnies getting sucked into a nice tornado spraying blood all over galaxy and Mr Richards you are quantifiably the angriest man to ever audition for our shows Well that really pisses me off Proceed directly to your next destination don't know what assessment our jumpsuits are in here you required to change your size jumps your own bug out yes bang bang nice adjusted yeah Richard it would be us man and it would be us come on I right Ooh that's us is that you're run tad life to your days Mondays to your life they both are pretty f****** true final run of the season I always thought this was fake but hey runners no you're pretty real now you cannot hide very good interested feeling really sad and it's feeling real every second y'all later this last one hey you're the man richard never would have made it without you like spaghetti no critics say the running man represents a return to the barbarism of the Roman Colosseum disagree I'm not doing the running man I'm where of your family crisis and I think the contents of this envelope will help if we come to an agreement it's yours to keep call it a signing bonus I'll do any other show The most anyone's ever won on another show is a thousand ND and I know it sounds like a tremendous zone but it's not enough to get your family was on the running man really surviving a single week would put the Richards in the top one percent of global wealth see for yourself 866 I'm not trying to give myself killed Mr Richards I'll be honest with it I said this to every contest but this was the first time I you out what it takes to win the game or viewers have a burning desire to see a runner by the distance and we've had men come close 29 days in season one but it's gonna take so many special to go full 30 you test enough to charts so I looked through your employment history and had my assistant shoot me your highlights and this the most thrilling 10 seconds of video I've seen all here really fired me first for in the harness that you bounce back all right by defensemen the best way just downtown the best dog s*** still dog s*** then why begged to be rehired let's be honest you stuck you knock out one too many times for your coworkers and got your head chopped off pretty dotsy considering I have the country things units to be illegal well I come from the other half think his last twice right there is why you can win this guy you have finer Richards network blacklisted you from all the corpse they own except for this one Mr Live for other men and their families long enough to do it for you and yours put your boots on make them pay in cash find the agreement and change your families life forever what father wouldn't want that major tug your family alliance with and the alliance is the networks premium private security service included in your contract no point winning all that jack just to get your people robbed and killed will relocate the fan put them under an assume name that's the one thing you won't have to wear about have one call through the wife let her know we'll be there in the morning then I need to bring her this tonight I promise I will be back before the show starts when it comes back I got to lock you in a really nice apartment man have secured a delivery now and went back racing to begin this too okay Brian I'm at the network building I'm fine like a million dog he's gonna bring you 500 new cash take your help time mercy all right 24/7 get a real dog whatever she needs what did you I'm on the running man listen to me Plus I'll be back you're going to use it for timers reminders and rewards speak go off curse shake your dick at the crowd it's all good freely RBT Daniel you son of a b**** how many times are they gonna tell you do not put blueprint in my moose books when I pull a mercury poisoning on a show night here boost when I be a music damn well this one sucks yeah oh I know it's weird to see me in real life but you're used to it I'm flesh and blood just like you are my robot puts my pants on one leg at a time of classic body not shake your dick of the crowd that's a bad note look right 20 seconds people see America the greatest country in the f****** universe we work hard after a long day of busting ass we get to kick back and feel good But some don't want to work for that privilege Rogers preloaded and why should they when they can make it from you Welcome to the game where we get three of these tough guys all the freedom data race no scanners no trackers for 30 days all the stands between these men and millions is you reward with over 10 million new dollars in prizes one the best science in the world remains are My anger is your super you win 3,000 new a man in my widget is to raise that tragic can of theirselves But what's that I think Come on come here do have any famous last yeah f*** you damn people what in to referred to Now listen I shouldn't say this but when the run begins Layla with your own kind you'll last longer and also in case you missed it in your contract and redone you kill wouldn't you attend K-bonus and it's a hundred per hunter don't know how you but I am gonna f*** you up someday that's the spirit want to get a 1000 new dollar advance in a 12 hour running start the hunters don't hunt until the recording report app goes I'm all morning The Ryan you must take 10 minutes of on-camp hand per day These envelopes cannot be cracked drop them in a network drone express mailbox before midnight or you'll be just from further winning but still hunted for 30 days don't die for free get your text run far get rich make it the the new dollar awards increase by a thousand per day and double as an individual and Obama okay No money What you'll see me on the hatch I saw your two blocks away in the infrared what do you want I need to ID cards and a gun forget it I don't do guns go see Mickey on third what in the hell is your problem the running man what thinking I had you peg for smart I didn't have a choice Kathy was sitting on how much you put me in coming here if you want to kill yourself fine but leave me out of it okay you got it one two three all right let's test out this context okay can you read anything on that shelf BFE 20 holy s*** how do you black Irish that's not for sale yeah like I put that s*** in my pocket and we took a couple grams to blow up fat BFE being f****** explosion so what you plan I don't know they will with my own kind your own kind will sell you out in a heartbeat I find that busiest place you can disappear in the club that's my advice Well you can leave the same way you came my I had to do it now you didn't I was going to bring you on here sort of different partner I should have told Sheely yesterday but I wanted to tell you myself Hey Too late for that now Well God speed see on big screen believe Everything okay Mr Speer stuff and good night okay you know what that both he should have thought about that before you spread your legs
hund I don't know I come back in a little bit I'm gonna try he's just again and that's dance gaze stepping out with his breakfast burritos Will it be a smiley meal the fuse has been lit it's just a matter of time get on everybody better get out of town enjoy those last bites before it's last right little future walking f****** running man here we go man you think this is our final stop Boston please check your personal belongings for leaving thank you for traveling good at bus hey brother I need to get off the stream oh yeah looking for a place to rock out for the month of if you know what I mean Oh is that so I'll give you a hundred new don't handle but it's rat ass jacket and that red-ass room well you need to get a Jamaica plane pick up your head next put that s*** away it is true when you see your face where to deploy Alaska a strap You ain't seen combat but I write that ain't showing well if you pay me for it they go keep it cool trying to burn out to pray demonic deceased what happened to the remaining Tune in next stop rich and bold it's those Americans Hey Jim hey like this energy wine I'm a big fan love it how about you Bill that's pretty much my favorite day Jim so guys you mind if I ask you a personal question why do we all have the same voice last time nowhere good to see you too Frank in a ref if you have something to talk to them damn sque key go is different mean their location I am revealed to you now the runner is anything richer really live update of the running man hey come on now I know you're here You don't want to report me It was ain't no rap oh yeah so I don't take care you think you big bro if you ask he's gonna save it you really don't distribute this b**** everyone's looking for you hey hey you'll stay here I'll be right back back which is Oh don't run a reverse survival of update can pay you get me off the street for the night sister got kissed real bad need to kill yourself the pricing here how fast can you run riches faster every day just a shocking amount of fancy geometrical alone as new as foreign from neighboring districts seeing justice for their fallen brethren The NCG bomb squad is on scene the rubble for evidence preliminary reports indicate Richard said off the explosion in the basement his body is yet to be found but it's really Baby this time I made you sign up to be a cog in their propaganda machine just trying to take care of my just like you and your sister Jim but my kid was saying to set my wife enough to get her well now I'm trying to win enough if you get them out there's only two if I do my job she'll never even remember so inside okay Richard I can get you past that block game little couple days to set it up so I know here in the meantime you know you could go to full 30 if you play smart and what makes you such an to never find out Welcome to the pulpit I don't want a lot I want just to go so why is it got to be so damn what goes on behind the scenes of the biggest free video of all time welcome to the apostle episode 30 real rules of and distribute The net worth has three types for every run Oh how you doing hopeless dude hopeless dude is cursed with a fatal misunderstanding of human nature usually lasts less than 48 hours come and get me dinner served pal I poop negative dude negative dude knows he ain't got a chance in hell he just wants to go out with a banger to make life greater f****** crater don't get smoked by the end of we won because he buys too much ass and not in a food with his running start slave to his appetite he often says in himself up on a plane free oh yeah final dude has a fierce will to survive that he never wins the network cheats they can find anyone anytime but if a brother getting good ratings say let him run 13 days and just like pop always say you can try but you can't get to go by the end if we two ratings usually peak oh s*** the crowd wants blood and final dude that comes a victim of his own success they might hide from he never our one That's famous On the Running Manston pieces that's game Is that supposed to inspire me oh come on man don't you get it after that escape tonight live prime time you you are final dude and they have been a squeeze every last drop of ratings out of your ass so you got at least until negative two flames out to get somewhere safe which gives us enough time to set you up for the biggest underdog when in game show history to where the health safe I'm working on it and that it's been a while you feel you know what you're doing guess we'll find out a package that is your way yes especially delivery as seen on freely okay that's it and pick up location be got it Mom is coming baby okay okay smoking those goods that wasn't just laughing at the screams I was laughing at their kids now you know how it felt with getting to someone else I didn't say that okay I it's all great here bring growing I've just heard from producer Dan Kelly who was personally doubled the re now but crazy I am ready okay keep your eyes open of Michael boys around the valley under the reward no I know stay cool turn next don't stop stop know I'm sorry you can trust them in your life just don't mention hot dogs around the man say hot dogs yeah go catch a slow train to me let's people in the sticks but keep your head down and don't trust anyone this guy My name is Elsa hardcore down for the cause You really think this will work Look we know they tracking out the notice You push through the resting yourself takes my man head south drops them on the way I can save underground They won't know what head of them out unless you're not just in case why are you helping me isn't about a hat we don't got each others back this game is over before it even begins and done What's up America and I was about to tell you the network fakesy self tapes but if I did they just fake this one too so I'm just gonna read you something instead Dear diary I woke up with the blast today My regular gig of killing heroic goons was feeling too routine time for me day so I ate my favorite breakfast in bed defenseless puppies I could have eaten 20 then I did yoga I'd blow up a courthouse I know creature habit but tonight I'm gonna make love to an illegal immigrant sheep you know she tells these warning man Mr Richard stency's funny but we'll see you as the last slap when Macon catches him lacking Now let's see if Miss Laughlin has gone through the last of her running money we're still here you shittiness damn Richard that's a tough act to follow but go off neighbor you won't see me throwing my tough cocktails you won't see me going parties in fact you don't see me at all best I got a man pleasure nice one and classes open of course my son so I got this girlfriend okay am I going to have for using rubbers maybe well go for not using them often brothers and sisters my father said he was in hell every single day he's fine mmm have a good night yeah You figure the guy who stars you've ever seen my daughter again there we go we all know at that sound is we're gonna run for her money she rolled the dice on a very public appearance at the holy grail casino but didn't gamble for right there not so fast you know just like bobby pin you didn't get the key Now we did but they did raise defenders of their community sorry hunters all you may have to kill with my vibe remember kids don't drink and drive unless you're good at it about his kids beyond their cash reward Jeff and Tina will receive a lifetime supply of funding cereal there was one midnight you'll be our most successful contestants even but she's fairly deaf we can use our normal voice well down the cheers to be a kind clever woman this is where it all happens amateur lab for making handcrafted soap far as you know normal non-revolutionary literature ;-) copier for my harmless community newsletter you follow my drift for what's up DNA's never Black Ops scanners that ID highly fragmented strands of DNA These things are hidden in every street lamp across the country which is why you've got to get underground ASAP man if you want to ask just ask what is up with a hot dog car my dad was a cop it did cop quite in protest when the network privatized local police believed officers should be accountable to the towns that pay them not the government sure as hell not some megacorp so we bought the card busted his ass we never missed a meal better and honorable hot dog vendor than a crooked phone but his friends who signed on with the NCG didn't appreciate his choices and they let him know every chance they got he made damn sure we were safe in this house and every time he took that card out well you see what I did to my mom and this is what they did to my dad buddies on the force never solve the case instead of the ones who killed them but you can't kill an idea dad was their worst nightmare a free man with a conscious and everything they destroyed in him lives on in me reckon nuclear blast it never burns out faster I'm good any runners you can't outrun faith you cannot hide from this it's actually not true for he was killed that referred this cold war shelter he found in a nearby forest I have a detailed map for how to get there you can survive down there for three years but you only need it for two weeks appreciate the rest your tapes tomorrow we think or let me just wait hardcore check this out you can be arrested just wrapping the truth in your house so this won't be distributed until right after you win but now it's a special issue on the network's most heinous crimes what does that have to do with me a bomb's chemicals hold great power but without an initiator to make it go boom it's harmless you know why they cheered for you down there they think you just my win and if you can survive against those goons so good night the people of had it this country's ready to blow and you are the initiator I'm not the initiator I'm a guy trying to get back to his family it's you against the world either way brother when happy both I'm gonna fix the bathroom across the hall is haunted so that's all you if the light in the hallway is off she's asleep they appreciate what you're doing but if they find out you help me those same girls that got your dad how come for you one can help some messages for Kathy case you see this one day want to do a part a little data advice rule one take care of your mom and she's your best friend a little too bullies are cowards and back rule three you can be kind and strong at the same time raw four don't trust the network ever and we'll five you remember and dad I loves the whole lot I'll be looking out for you no matter what I know it was you Devil Murderer you stay away from my house you savage wait what you puppies again it's okay he's a friend if you press that button the NCG will come in fire okay they will not care who gets caught in the crossfire it will be a blood path we don't need everyone in the state coming through that door right don't network community guard what grime would you like to report you we gotta get gone listening five minutes of fun with these guys before we do but grab your stuff I'll get the scenes you're not listening it's dangerous they're here here follow me four minutes flat don't you be long enough oh God we are hell yeah Not tactical flashlight pretty powerful yeah month we have several your kids drag outside she points that you're running person on camera don't let him answer that let's go there yeah to you ah there he is work with killing it people are dying the path if you can fake everything why don't you just fake the whole show for it What about the door your heart beats faster bright red blood pumps adrenaline theory of veins this game is no life and death on can you feel it Mr congratulations you took out a hunter now it's down to four of them plus every citizen of this great nation rockers dug into the hill can you smell it the accurate stink of fear as the prank animal realizes he's surrounded by predators reality sinks and as he scurries the hide desperately hoping to survive but deep down he already knows this to because this is Americ and we're pumping them both yet Richard and it's up to you to show them awareness your eyes open so you can see the terrorist will see my family again and as long as they keep getting paid you could put whoever you want in front of me I will run through all and over there Well guess what you saw a b**** I'm from Swampside Let's throw the rulebook out Here's the mutually profitable annihilation You want to show Terry I'll give you a show there were kind of Let's my update from the running whatever likes I was the best day of my life so yeah you're right the show is so fake not the bullets not the death just the part that makes people like you think you're better than people like us let me ask you something how much was that scarf more than the meds my daughter needed was she was dying of the flu the flu that is a human life hanging around your neck you seem to be doing fine who can blame you it's a nice scarf I'm not of that person No do not start crying I will shoot us both if you start crying crying when it's over one at these s*** yielding for a emergency vehicle nice just In 20 feet you have successfully yielded Nice you can pull over by the rest of rock three years ago our homestead in the name of the network Oh we're a lady where the good guys step out of the car You'll be safe It's him we want just God Richards Liz and this time he's got a hostage Amelia Williams a 27 year old realtor from Big O May Welcome to the Running Man in crisis continues as much Williams gray alpine hits north on rustic rock siding room the hosted situation has triggered the NCT all tactical turn it off In Connecticut by tearing unbelievable yeah circus all right so they're just saying keep filming us ratings they let them run Is that okay all right from player parts the latest past just keep trying I'm not gonna shoot how do you because they're gonna wait for the show to start it and live to what life kill me driving stroke Why are they turning for you when on the houses Amelia you give me the gun why not you're obviously the hero trust don't think we're gonna need this anymore oh my god I just thought that Richard wait I research and you don't want to be the reason meal you guys get this message you are the lady
bull trucks up and loving on that car map right f****** now you won't even hear it go boom I'll just see in hell and laugh in your face you got one minute shouldn't take long he's gonna direct line of the bus last chance to run you know you made me feel like I'm the bad guy now I have to promote want to give you sure what I think you're not the one I'm trying to private so what's our plan I'm gonna convince them your handbag is a bomb long enough to bail out over I'll never let you win so I'm gonna slip out the back door and wait out the clock we just have to keep the audience entertained until that Jack crosses the border what if they call your bluff you make sure they know it's real scared for God cars scream call me the worst dance possible just remember everything bad it's all good for me act terrified when Macon hands are the shoots I will have to act and grabs this gun you'll know it's time to go off so you think you're the guy who stops me from seeing my daughter again so start today get on the plane only if you take your mask off audience will love it keep dreaming okay are flying the luxury jump cleaner in ultimate and how the travel but state of the arts saf this is first class comfort taken sky high so sit back and enjoy the most relaxing flight of your life oh welcome aboard Mr Richards I'm Captain Holloway no excuse me if I don't shake your hand that's first officer done injure and navigation officer Donna you to your left looks like you're missing one hey captain having laboratories around this rust bucket four six once you check them all for stories anyone sneaks up on me gonna be a real short ride somewhere where we headed tonight clutter route over the richest homes from here Canada flies low as you can let me know more temperatures from the border Okay s*** the true Mr you can but I can how about I offer you a deal you tell your hunters in the cockpit to do it I tell them otherwise I blow up this jet and I've my commitment to the bed but we're short on time so I'll be blunt we know you're bluffing find P mark 2 has scanners built into the doors it's been wildly entertaining but you can give Amelia her lovely handbag back now Robin don't let's game said did that weapon sir Evan are you insane the show hasn't even started hand over your gun to go to the back of the jet Thank you You can remain there until I say otherwise I need a moment to work with Mr Richards to discuss a sensitive matter I think this between us you know he wasn't too long ago that someone with my job thought it was more important to force some hypocritical moral message down society throughout the to simply entertain them they forgot about the power of illusion the power of the star which is what you are Richards and this is why we want to offer you your own show the picture a former runner redeemed through righteous vengeance turns his life around to become a lethal force for good they call him daughter boards authorized me that you five million new dollars per season there's only one condition sit back watch the intro and when Bob accuses you kill every hunter on that jet conditions met I'll remote pilot you back to the studio jetport with a president of the United States will induct you is hunter number six another title idea I'm playing with the data says the revenge plot lid the ventral way Who is going to root for a guy who kills your national heroes I call b******* Dan let me worry about the Korean No deal But trying revenge for your wife and child I would ever believe you because if they were still alive I'd hold them at gunpoint and force you to knew whatever I want and torture them right in front of you I didn't want to show you this but amount of time to save your life Dr He killed was part of a tight crew McCann and the men on that cockpit flew to Co-op City to Sheila and Kathy secret uptown location And I batched their way past the family alliance agents and I'm sorry man not all accents wrapping we want you to win the audience is already on your side once I show them footage of Macon and his men killing your family they will follow you into hell think of what this does for your narrative 30 seconds to showtime then you'll find a gun by the coffee station in the galley but if you don't sign before the theme is against our order the bastards that killed your family to kill them too We thought today episode with a we here at the Running Man following the movements For pains me to treat it at one of our most important rules has been broken by the very men we entrust to enforce them Chief McCullough and his hunters and that rule is we protected the runner's family from harm normally play if we We founded only fair to let Richards administer the penalty for this grave in fracture As we Hey Richards you're making coffee yeah how do you take it took the other parachute I couldn't stop them sweat that on your head down the freight has become the vendor a cone is this time chicken almond score the moment of six b**** oh attention is higher than everybody else It all comes down to this for city the two f****** stupid to figure it out take it through someone who took the deal to be a hunter will settle the hunted the only time you'll ever see your family again is with me torture them in front of you f*** with your head you're all for sure truth is I'm doing you a favor
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it's when I say it is very good to be back magic everything that disappears reappears Well at least if the trick is done records I'm there mechanic I'm like my very good buddy here nanny most of you check your egos at the door tonight found array because you wanted to get fooled and without Jack Wilder or and damaged climate change AI let's face it you all need magic more than ever became very close attention You are not going to want to miss this next trip race now Henley rescaned three kids two dogs and a master's degrees It's been a while you guys a great back of the day I still want to be a magician then I turned 12 careful they might be listening oh I'm shaking in my old Saints what are they gonna do is that real gold what is that real gold yeah I'm rich this is a magic show dude every full here is a pig pocket or pickpocket school Within a haiku or one bat each of you just received a playing card if you wouldn't lined up pulling it out right now we're gonna shuffle the deck so everybody find a random person near them and switch cards with them and then when you've done that find somebody else and switch with them okay great now order you they're done there yeah what is your card is a diamond base of diamonds okay let's make things a little more complicated here does anybody else here have the ace of it's me it's a diamonds we have a bad horseman not named Lula I'm up on stage you're gonna be now you and your friends here set up the camp Hobart crypto exchange took the good people of New York's employee pension and welfare fund half it's cash you're rounding up and also the wrist were laid out very clearly everybody knew what they're getting into did you hide the profits off sure count and ending in five three two nine seven you could know that not my was this real gold right you want to be more careful with your things man America for me Jack I'm in the slide of hand that's your friends they just in their part to close the wealth yeah now here's a little redistribution fantastic so everybody I want you to take your drink and I want you to pour it onto the face of your card can you do that those 12 unique words on each of your cards form the password to your new crypto wallet oh log on and you'll stolen millions more fairly redistributed but it's 50,000 You're freaking cool gingerbread because I am having a vision and maybe tops think through that door perform a magic trick of your own and disappear in three two what How far are we tonight Next time you wear the pink wig okay No to blocking it I'll pick it do the thing now please do the thing it's okay so it's fun you got this It's like a little Mario She is like okay if I can do that I would only do that so cool it's the same yeah that was awesome please let us say it's cold the best apartment yep and no one will ever see it but us such a shame that are so cool who's rich now Charlie got some anything else for one night yeah Costco the pizza I'm so hungry me too no pizza but we got here and literally just any takers yeah hello everyone seriously turn that thing off I did okay real funny guys where's the other projector I'm not a hologram I'm not a hologram right yes exactly what a hologram would say oh my god you're real never touch my face again I'm so sorry I thought that you were hungry I would never do that I'm a huge fan of yours how are you how did you find us I don't know took me about 30 seconds and if it was this easy for me to find do how hard it to be for the police Well hold on the police Yeah the police Why would the police be looking for us I don't know about that little heist just pulled or the fact that you're squatting in this place so that you're electricity comes from the circuit box in the corner I don't know it could be anything Am I right though so Roy That's right Yeah Bosco Leroy what did you type fictional magician name into Chachi PT No that's actually my real name Atlas Would your mom have sex with a man that's not funny you don't know anything about us did anybody think about you the dubiously named Bosco Leroy promising acting career cut short by crippling student loans it's a bummer you had to drop out of Juilliard but you never stopped performing if memory serves your last paid gig I think was dressing as Elmo and Times Square for small it's never Elmo it's the red pellet cup oh but the red toddler her name is oh my favorite My name is Paul and you June require kicked out of every boarding school your parents forced you to attend on the kind of authority I take it let me guess you think the olds broke the planet and it's your generations duty to clean up their mess am I right and they're wrong yeah and so you ran away from home made your way to New York where you ran into this guy at Tenon's magic shop Charlie Keys yeah I yeah actually couldn't find a lot about you online although I do know you were an orphan and you were in another foster care your entire childhood and that you didn't know the meaning of family until you hooked up with these two and so the three of you have been working your little rub and hood act for years now trying to change the world one trick at a time all leading to your riskiest stuff today my identity your face is plaster and every scaffolding and subway stop in the city that's copyright infringement by the way of course I was there so Would you think I think you're married needs work and doing some topic you don't even but overall design was impressive and that's you I assume the quiet guy textbook behind the scenes yeah Alexander Herman probably he said that the people who designed his tricks were the real geniuses the fact that you know that man's name behind the scenes clearly and you you're slight of hand was advanced could dexterity or quick and nibble on your feet really I was impressed thanks you're welcome it sounds like we're pretty great you're far from it but maybe with a little fine tune and you could be Now I could see why the ice emitting you I'm sorry did you say that I yeah all right listen this card arrived at my apartment three weeks ago along with four plane tickets and instructions hidden in the lining for a trip bigger and better than anything you have ever seen a trick that for some reason includes the three of you us why not the other horsemen the other horseman it did what to me they're dead to me stop interrupting no things got demotional everyone quit I took a walk about an Australian to long story and now you need us according to that car yes we don't need you so let's go what we need this guy for crushing it you're crushing it you still a little money from some crypto grow I am talking about big fish here man I'm talking about something that will make a real difference that's how you kids are all about it is no exactly yes we yeah but I think we can catch our own fish you can't no no feel like what no you're just wait once again what are you doing what's what's going on I got over mind like this is J Daniel Atlas yeah I know yes he's a freaking legend he was a legend now he's just kind of a dick can you but he's a horseman I mean come on the song this please okay precision time kids what's gonna be are you in or are you out What's the trick Welcome Steve Community members valued press friends and colleagues We are gathered here tonight to celebrate Vanderburgh's latest and greatest mind C3 or as we like to call her Matlab Zulu for the beautiful one because every child is beautiful in the eyes of its mother our customers can risk assure that when they buy the world's greatest symbol of love that it was produced with nothing but Well thank you all so much for making the trip out here Now I take it to your all impressed by a makhler sorry C3 was quite dramatic stand that you have chosen this fun day to bridge some concerts which country to expect stations I don't think the garage far away right well the board field should projections the optimistic but increasing competition from lab ground and in the event boring rates William my father loved you but there was a reason he called you his dark cloud oh shame the Vanderburgh family does not lose as you're well aware our motorsports team just won the Monaco championship for the seventh time the man will produce next right pricing the minimums that you've said you only William in a demonstration about reality this done is same 55 carats the AWGC would press it to edge 3 million US dollars When would you open your mouth and stick out your tongue now really really could have led with three trip to Europe you know little known fact about enter that oh great we're magic trivia this is fun I was just gonna say that make great visit oh do they can get on Atlas obviously no no I'm not getting your biscuits I just got your chocolate okay all right listen this is not a vacation okay we have three days to repair an effect that'll make your barely passable peppers go through it looks like a cave painting all right the heart diamond the most valuable jewel in history and the foundation of the Vanderburg mining corporation for years the families kept this big rock hidden inside their secret ball 70 stories underground and not just any ground the Arabian desert teaching because for the first time in half a century that diamond is being traveled here to Antwerp to establish credibility and to start bidding at a private option for the companies latest fines in three days time them down for stealing but what makes this diamond so special Oh because the magical tarot card called us did you okay that's very cute but can I please finish even talking yes and I'm about to talk more so please pay attention for decades first Peter vendor now his daughter Veronica have been selling these diamonds at inflated prices to arms dealers traffickers warlords the world over it like kelp laundry their money I mean the cash is dirty I mean in some case it's like literally blood soaked that then voila it's cleaned and exchange for these precious stones she makes all the world's worst people possible so whoever sent that tarot card and a few truly honorable people left in this world the only people that's still care about justice that people haven't spoken to in a long time they call themselves the eye and they want us to do something that the horseman never could this man this is a chance to drive a stake through the heart of the devil herself but still all eyes will be on me as a heart tonight at the auction I have to look dazzling do you have that kitten kiss color the topos yes straw who's that British photographer from verity fair what's his name again mark mock subscriber shrap a good guy driver confirm him cancel the others we went wild last year this year ex all right we're open transparent we have nothing to hunt perfect I'll have it done this is Veronica don't say who is this okay How did you get this number this is a private line and that was a bit turned if I'll ask who you are look familiar belonged to that boy who died 15 years ago this means nothing to me or anyone you and that both know watch you Look if you have real evidence and you're out to get me why not just use it 15 years ago called your father of the most no I'm going to do the same to you I want the hot dominant I'm going to give it to me and told them looking glass for the whole world to see what you are go ahead I have nothing to hide to yes the presidential suite is befitting of well presidents and talented photographers like yourself your gal invitation has been rerouted if I could just check your confirmation thank you I also pumped your shoot for seven to nine pm to give you proper time to make your matching someone gets it know when my head starts people just believe she did really that's kind of interesting so it was not the mob that killed her and it was not the guillotine it was a story I must not know my own guest list I unadown in business No no I'm in the illusion business like you see for centuries diamonds were worthless until some very smart very rich people like Veronica here told us that not only are these little shards of glass rare but that no self-respecting couple could possibly get married without one no not that one is a good magic trick the problem with the trick is all the good ones have a little twist in the tail visit you there's what me of course not no no I mean you wouldn't have let me in had I not demonstrated them finest moral fiber like some of your other guests I noticed movies the arms dealer over there hello sir and of course Maria Bortnick with Starstruck how she manages to mingle while monopolizing her state media that's okay to yourself then we can apply the same scrutiny to you not just yet I'm sorry for interrupting That's wouldn't be necessary Let me take Mark Shriver Veronica Vanderburg let's make this quick shall we our auction begin shortly I trust you can do me and the heart justice I only have one what I say goes but I'm sure I can find my submissive side Well if not I'll find it for you oh I like you right this way darling I don't be too mad sure Trisha but I don't like the size of my nose shining show me excuse me can the little fruit fly in my shot please shoe shoe thank you the only thing more valuable than that diamond is my time I did my research on you your industry like mine is besieged by manufacturing law but you you bring us beauty as it is we alike another car if we don't sell contrived we sell reality Well I would argue that we don't sell at all others by the diamond take it out all right boy absolutely not the glare in the glass for mother photos I don't tolerate imperfections I don't imagine someone is ravishing as Miss Vanderburg does either so take it out or find yourself a new photographer and she's always hoping it asks I don't remember asking there is you do work in five years fabulous five year less beautiful yes smiling fun this is what we came hold it that's the money shot hold it and you man or fall enough I'm just trying to help her forehead is shining the time of that my job is to listen to me get out myself Mr Schrabo if you're all you purport to be you should already have what you need more than enough thank you excellent while it's been a pleasure which I have biased waiting the hell what happened
so eyes in your private jets station man we all want to protect the world here super precious and you wasting mine honored guests my name is Jay Daniel Atlas you may remember me as your personal favorite of the four horsemen of magic and watch closely as I make the famous heart diamond appear on my palm she was he must be a stop for attention as green peace yeah where to show the diamond is completely safe Is it Now a wise man once told me in the mirror In fact never assume you're the smartest person in the room prove it Be my guest all right well let's see if we can get that case open abracadabra no alakazam wait open sesame still safe with me relax relax Veronica now as your ads like to remind us diamonds I for everyone get to see just now stop it stop it yeah what are you doing here saving your ass you're welcome you got one too Hi I'm June Yeah okay about only read I have something to post okay our type of every boy later but it does you know it is really nice to see boy later we're gonna go out skip. What is happening They told Vince can share throw in D major b******* b******* b******* put the hell was that and let's I would like to see you hypnotize three dudes in Belgium I mean going to lovely reunion we have to go heaves welcome back and may I say you okay come on let's go yeah yeah yeah thing her compliment because it's nice to see her and only her was we get it I'm there any other people trying to engage in my hand the whole time it never didn't stop the darling we swapped the case enough funny stuff sucking on plastic straws it's stuck on this open session still sex with me diamonds are forever The tub oven is we're going to make them regret this and then so Mark's driver vanity fair what I miss you know that'll be shinier okay all right get her back oh slippery look ends up okay don't do that again okay can I address the infant in the room oh who are these guys these are the wonderful kids that deep faked our show yeah you have the cops sent to my house you freaked out my kids yeah sorry how are the kids though how's the whole boring suburban life you left us for it relaxed me and you missed your shot you see the size of that rock no let me say that oh it's no hard diamond but some person I already told you Danny I didn't safe trying to escape from a straight jacket hanging upside down I was six months pregnant Come on we gotta flip your right side up at the end You'd have been fine one becausen't even miss me how long did it take you to replace me an afternoon and the better part of an evening hey speaking of now is you guys still you know she she moved to Paris she dumped the great J Wilder my god I'm sorry my apologies don't you need to be on some like cruise ships somewhere humiliating yourself alienating myself yeah I make five figures per cruise plus person plus he said plus perks and I thought Mary Drake himself to death in Mexico was depressing speaking of I gotta get back to it this liver is not gonna destroy it so Hi can we drive back this thing you're leaving Well yeah I mean great catching up I don't know what seeing another 10 nice to meet you tassels and you know what we're not here too I have a gig to get to really the cover in your Uber sign in the NBA can't say a word what are you doing six handles none of them open it I think you're talking to whoa I'm sorry but I don't really know what's going on with you guys I'm getting the feeling there's a lot of weird history here and things are a little awkward yeah you guys you used to be the horseman I don't get it why did you break up that's them ask them why we broke up if it was up to me we wouldn't the eye wanted to expose of Russian arms dealer we really have to live through this some huge mistakes we got sloppy hockey because of us diligent right we'll never see the outside of a Russian prison again Dylan Schrank okay he's a horseman come on be your homework man sorry guys I had no idea why stuck in there forever which is obviously a tragedy and something I'll never forgive myself nor alive yeah fine man but it didn't mean you have to quit all right that is completely a bummer guys sorry I got that a bummer I love the way your generation sums things up so eloquently I mean someone to me why these previews are even here same reason you are man I wanted them but we got the heart notice that I wanted to do next no idea I know one thing but you've got to have a billion dollar diamond in your hands they're gonna get in touch yeah probably well wait wait at least can I see your car yes Okay so where is this place What are we supposed to be doing here The eye will let us know which exactly do it taking a photo please don't post photos of the top secret I don't want to be in it used for memory no not memories evidence I've never seen a door like this okay I can't open it you got this jack wait that's me and June jacks are lockpick whoa looks like a little healthy competition this is a fair I've been picking locks this before she was born and we find the keys are side you know inspiring confidence right now Jack he's got it he's got feeling resting don't rush me when does he start the lockpicking Jack I don't think this a lucky poop I think it's a lucky salt so that's done mind if I just figure this out hmm okay If you've ever done an escape room you'd know there are all kinds of different puzzles it's not just about locks and keys you might want to update your game and drive home all means With what I think he listened to her ultimately oh wow what is this place magic nerd heaven see jacket No all right Welcome Charlie check this out did what is it fully catchy No Yeah didn't yeah hey guys dead ends or is it oh my god yeah it is that's weird the Dodge here motion be here well plan it's nothing four rows one five eight four is it a code one okay one minus four continue four the discovery of witchcraft it's the first book on stage magic is when it was published now he's basically a computer full of useless information This is this is cool unreal Hey guys it's the floor plan on the chateau but different somehow up is down left is right he but the rules our grades I harassment so good to see you just check the ring camera and buzz this in now where is the fun in there sir hi I'm Charlie I'm such a big fan of yours thank you Charlie I've never seen Luberman is this big in person really you ain't seen nothing yeah so you've sent the tarot cards no no I've long since given up such foolishness and your collective disc function now the automatic I do nowadays is to my grandchildren some weeks ago however card did appear on my doorstep warning me to prepare this chateau for the arrival of seven soon could be two tubes from the law that tracks I said why does the I want to see you I can only assume that whatever it is they want you to do next is hidden somewhere in these walls say this shaft hoe chat to Russia used to be there home in 1943 the allies needed military Americans the magicians of the time They built a full city using mud cardboard lights thousands of inflatable rubber tanks to mix direct the germans The genius suggests for masculine the mother knows this history Wait so what do the Nazis have to do with the diamond that I do not know but the answer is here somewhere we just have to start looking this roundabout is round about how do you respond to the room as different companies nothing but a front for money now horsemen affees posing as anti-capitalists entertainers and they have unfairly targeted me and my good company I challenge anyone if you melans us to look closely at our operations and our books and our challenge please to put those magicians back where they belong in the past questions normal questions thank you to figure it out kicked in wonder what we're looking for anything weird this is all weird like this here I have always looked up to you yeah yeah before you became a crucial magician hey I also do corporate events oh no way I couldn't tell so that was a total waste what now one trip okay no charm no gift of gabs just one trick dude I mean not enough to prove myself to you I mean you kind of do show me why the iPic do you know what prove to me that you don't need a babysitter what now you stop performing it done showing off because you're misfit friends aren't here they're my family don't you there I have to impress them all right fine forget it I just wanted to see what you were capable of when you weren't trying to win cheap applause but I guess the answer is nothing all right I'm gonna see magic tricks see the problem with you at this is that you just like to overcomplicate things man it is a lot easier to find a diamond and you think and to make it disappear nice check your pot really yeah not bad card to impossible location but don't play checkers on a chess board because I'm already five steps ahead of you check your pocket okay that was surprising yeah this room is where old reps go to that final resting place yeah you are you're probably right that yes but not before they have one last shot at glory going on here pretty good but you should try to do things a little more slowly let your audience enjoy the real magical okay I've never been great at poker but is a diamond trumped by heart rounding around let's go where they stop nobody knows good tables rigged Where's you going Jack in the Box that's a trick it's all stuff but no news and easy to get rid of not that easy okay enough time for the headliner I want you to think of one of these cars but don't think of the one you think I want you to think of got one what was your card For parts nice repressed okay I push his older than you so sorry look you guys I'm gonna lie this really really cool really really cool show but I think I just want to make it a little Come on now There you go Good morning before us month I loved to just the right amount of flare and I practice that trip for months I thought that if I could do just right I would earn more of of him but that just the illusion I've hated magic ever since the camp the cheese not to say anything of con artists like you with your mentalism Neither one of us has psychic powers Mr McKinney you don't have to you know in my heart is an I don't have to because you're going to tell me I think you're smart enough to know that I tell you s*** as we say in Texas and you're wrong about mentalism people wear their entire life story on their face you just have to know how to read it take yours for example man with pleasure it's gonna be fun well you've already shared an excruciating detail your daddy issues but I'm curious about your mom why did she commit suicide which she is desperate for your father's attention as you were she was and why was that did your father give his attention to someone else when you tuck your hair behind your ear that's a towel he was So was he banging his secretary No that's too cliche I haven't had to be someone close to your mom for her to good friend hairdresser it wasn't that I was know about housekeeping I don't have time for this and that's what people usually say when I'm getting hard should we crank up the AC maybe open a window now if my dad was having sex with my housekeeper and my mom found out and committed to suicide I probably wouldn't cut the breaks on my housekeepers car but then again I'm not you are the sad and pathetic man I can see why you want to end it hey Veronica you know walking away is also a town english.com please last year miss you miss you skip position me of University crack it's not being no bluff in the console it puts it where she was ago relax and I think I never see you again how did you find us of early imagine my surprise you guys all go back together without me putting noise not like that you don't understand what wasn't no your cream dick the gathering miss me a lot oh hello there it's me teeth Remember I too was once a horseman Yeah I asked about you I was the only one You were he was the only one really All right here's what I have to get away car it's already to go I just need Jack to hotwire your plan is for me to steal the car okay I'll wear the course you get two do not leave without all right guys outside okay okay you know I can hardware don't yeah got you back you know what was God's flashing lights run looking at my eyes watching wonder why it was for words that we can your will and sleep not everyone except I say Is it a super play we know how many female magicians do you think there are in the world either factor three of us in the room right now it's like shocking my blood that's true I'm surprised the holding in on itself exactly she just do that mm-hmm sorry I just haven't I was trying to figure out where Veronica was gonna be next and apparently Vanderburg global has a motorsports team they're introducing a new car this weekend in Aberdeen so we can get married back and expose her I don't know I'm not exposing her I'm not exposing anyone okay I don't care what the I want no we are swapping this for merit and then we are done we're saving our friend we're not saving the world no one we just go back to our lives let her walk away after Russia you said magicians are entertainers not superheroes and I'm starting to think that you were right she doesn't just launder money like her father you saw what happened at that is obviously I'm playing a bit of ketchup here right I don't have all of the information but I don't think that that should stop me from having an opinion about what we do next of course exactly know it shouldn't happen I think we should expose Vanessa Veronica for murder and what is and for money laundering her murder and for money laundering actually entire up no no it is two dangerous and Atlas is right what we're done sacrificing ourselves I'm sorry it's not worth it that's b******* what you're wrong am I sorry don't be sorry say it you are you're wrong it's just before I discovered the horsemen I didn't give a s*** about anything I my family gave me up I hated the whole world and then I saw a video you guys and you were trying to make the world less corrupt less terrible and that made me give a s*** So what's the trick I promise this is gonna work What is that enough Mr Russian As long as she's here I'm not there We can take care of that if you're even just five minutes late If I'd say one one minute let me know enough people are gonna show up You guys it's already viral guarantee will be a crowd This is not serious too many variables People being constant contact with you Something goes all right Yeah there's like no margin for error here man okay zero We are going to have to be absolutely flawless if we're gonna pull something this risky off with this many moving parts in this ridiculously short amount of time okay Yes yeah but speaking for myself at least I think the seven of us have a better chance than most would you look at this when did the great boss go to Roy go stuffed okay guys are we doing this or what is a 10 million to one shot Those are my gonna odds Ladies and gentlemen the time has come tonight for one night only come in close closer Some more you think you see the easier it'll be to fool you The countdown begins and only two hours the four horsemen will be on stage together for the first time in 10 years change Daniel's address Henry Jack Wilder and blooming may Ladies and gentlemen the four horsemen that's right the horsemen are back for one night only last week we stole the heart diamond and tonight in two hours time we're gonna return it to its rightful owner all of you using that gutter attention that didn't I don't know well listen now that you know how bad things can actually get can you please just try playing and safe this one time Wow okay if she is right on time you enjoying the show thank you for my test I assume you chose your venue for its proximity to my own Well good news for you I've placed you on our guest list bring me my heart will make an exchange Mr McKinney for the diamond mm-hmm outside under the lights and not the first hit this magic one rabbit comes out of the hat one a slides out of the sleeve and your friend just trying to use pollens you understand enemy thank you to yes island for hosting an event worthy of the fastest team and motorsport this traffic is elite but it will soon provide our competitors with the most common viewing racing the rear wings of our cars holy s*** that's Veronica she has a very commanding presence magical friends have arrived why don't she go greets them you so much for coming I hope you enjoyed the race okay that was said to are we gonna pull this off there is security everywhere okay guys come down I don't know hi David cool I'm from media relations I was just checking in Do you think you guys could do a different camera placement Did you stimulus Make sure you confirm the authenticity of the government These people are very tricky I'm so glad you came What did you say we buried the hatchets In each other's necks he's funny We each possessed something beneficial to the other perfect reason to do business Only there's one caveat I fervently hope all mutual dealings are at of clothes So boys I hate girls how's it going well can I help you yeah we're here to shoot the car I did oh okay of course obviously they are you my jacket somewhere there it is we checking flags the dock series next season's on Vanderburgh Motorsports it's serious I think if you guys had stuff typical we're just gonna get some inserts maybe some b-rolls and some party people gawking at this beauty all right don't touch the car we gotta shoot the interior yeah I can actually get you a cameo in this thing say that I've got my orders yeah it's all the way Good evening Mrs Vandenberg Yep we're trying to get that footage you asked for but we ran into a little bit of a problem You're gonna be able to talk to you It's not good my good Not good Hello my always seemed very positive and start unseen and it is very moment So you can either let them do their job or you can find yourself a new certain hold on man good you're the best you could just back up from me really quick just for the light thanks man shall we get on with it please of course you have a goon forgive me come on you don't trust us after all we've been through is there a problem double check if you're not sure it's not yes of course it is now please can you get our friend come on Various okay hey whoa okay well I know we're past big stop let me get ripped off let's get to see side seals delivered see I'm a woman of my words stick around if you want enjoy the party what if God's never so you're just gonna stand their ball king or get my car back You did this okay here we go okay let's see one of the distraction you got a distraction and this face tail hat
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rolling would you say we've always agreed on God or sex eraser or politics or really just fewer voices this easily amassed into something nevermind what are you saying what was the thing you said that's the thing you said performative discontent oh you red magic is this dissertation right of course she gave me a little scraps that's all I'm getting those scraps but what I have read is this is no eco here I'm sure I'm curious what you think I'm I think it has potential to be great truly right why why tight I swear time all your generation everyone you're generating yourself tight again thank you perfect exemplif stereotypes of saying the wrong thing or offending when David when did offending someone become the president Cardinal said I mean I don't have a date exactly but maybe it's around the same time generation sweet dream generalizations of ours You scared that we're nothing less of you If it isn't perfect look whatever shame you have around yourself expression it is it's false b******* you can't corrupt even individual purpose here you're clarity of voice it's it's lucid okay that feels like YouTube is a restaurant because you need the restroom more oh honey don't go to the usual one because Frederick hasn't projected in there go to the guests one down like to lose get aren't like s*** Well that hold dynamic walk up sort of we can appropriate blame where the other Aristotle Zenfo oh they're all racist and Droid was a misogynist did you hear that darling before I was a massage in his darling oh it was a different time you know if you're worried about 10 here you shouldn't be me oh I mean you were you're getting it anyway but you'll definitely get it now let's illuminate us okay okay you can't deny the culture the common enemy has been really chosen and it is straight white this man okay are there I'm so sorry because I just had like I had no idea that you were going through this that you are feeling so victimized I'm gonna be never said that he didn't have to but you're still promoting the fact that you're white and male and straight we in a time when the over culture is just pretending like you know it's it's pretend right pretending to not prefer these things and that makes you what the first man and in this room or in history to feel f***** over by society's bad opinion all I'm saying is that used to be the man with a journey equally qualified woman because he was a man but now a woman does just a gentleman qualified man because she's a woman so let me get this straight what you're saying is that even despite many professional accolades I have accrued over the years gonna deeply massage anistic environment even despite coming back after a protracted absence only to affirm my singular position as a woman in field my perspective tenure couldn't possibly be earned because it's rewarding happens to coincide with higher educations sudden subservience to inclusivity did I get that right I'm not I don't disappoint guys heartbreak it's heartbreaking hey into Thank you very much don't look at me like that oh I didn't say anything and the worst hiding your feelings well coming from the welterweight champion and flattered haven't had any pain in weeks it was a nice evening I'm just for you guys to basking it hangs continued obsession please take a do is hide it better we're friends always will be extra and magic adoration of you Maggie just become Maggie is gay I'm saying you tend to choose people elevate people to the status of your approval because they worship you are bending them not because of any actual Maggie brilliant issue config just thinking about oh nice night the board was too tough oh well if you roasted pasta 145 degrees it is technically kosher something together for you to take that little ball thank you and thank you both for Buffy thanks part never lovely but you're sweetie Freddie who yeah cheers Henry hey he's out as the students say right hang no smoking in the hall no smoking in the I was traffic fine and he well just bruising the best person of still being relegated to adjunct it's all force this is the above horse races oh now 10 years what winning like Kentucky Derby was particularly like one metaphor yeah all right so that's the thing thinking with Frederick said after dinner there's anything to that don't know what you're referring to but almost positive my head still just you know when it's one when it's over every talks about reason for the brass ring but nobody says what you do when you win it we celebrate and we just get right back to work next publication and next book very friend tonight making the Cassini still withering thing to say about that It's kind of breaking eventually you talk to Maggie today she wasn't in class no calls no show I think I've just extended her too much rope hear you okay food I went to your office payment there probably Jesus you're soaking need to speak pains just just you know whatever think I don't remember what I poured us or something else brought home from party a few weeks ago it was fine I don't know I don't think I realized how drunk he was until I saw him stumbling the kitchen and started asking inappropriate questions like his personal is about my work that the my paper and then I spread outlets and if we had any men in the relationship and can you just be I almost I thought it was like a joke or something I hadn't do anything and and then he kept going and I said no and he going and when he left our shower don't know it's the right thing to do isn't it to tell someone and I just you know giving in your history what does that mean by history and what do you mean I don't know why are you saying that in my history what does it mean anything it's got a mean something just like your history it's supporting women in the department I don't know that's why just come inside I can get you a towel and we can I'm sorry no that was just you never want to talk about my work it's not true oh darling please or too old and to married lied to each other so blatantly my so the teenager who hates me woman looks lying to herself about her husband's cheating and another patient knew referral from Tim told you about him very annoyed you interest remains as we see
ever damned my dumb everything I say has been said before someone mentivation probably guilty therefore improve your device associated okay is not like wildebeest scattering pretty wild one minute your part of a pack next one your legs in the jaws some some apex predator and roll thinking alright it was amazing that's what everyone is thinking here got it thank you and it's interesting because I'm yeah thank you very much that's not colory okay all right great okay thank you you tell me why this is not true or did you just ask me here to check to see if I was bearing pitchfork how many cheating few months ago didn't do my job it really she young I talked three sisters under enormous pressure I told her get repaired from the tree we but I wasn't not totally and then for dissertation What about it I know immediately she played her eyes then she lifted directly from a garments all over sat there is is notion of some opinions subject quotation these subject education it's reproduced all over the most or from you your ass would imagine too didn't you so when you brought it up at the dinner you just want to see what I would say or you were trying to catch us out let's see how she react especially in your company that's my hunch I'm going to go back to her apartment that night pastor for my account why why a huge f****** mistake I just thought that if we were on earth off campus more open less carded you know what I'm on it perhaps erroneously stupidly definitely suitably see if what I assume is true was true so we we have the drinks no that one on the net and then I'm proud that she says to me it's out of town truthfully put something else so brutally male but read the pictures come on to me f****** the climate and why would you go to a female apartment and believe me in retrospect now I was trying to stubborn the stock on this I needed to bring that nice suspicions towards a letter it's my dad I told her I should better she plays rice and she reacted just like like cold ice denied it the next day but other fabrication and now it's gonna be it's gonna be our word okay it's not lifeline of hard work and could deeds and advocating for women and philosophy and working three f****** jobs you know and and it took me years to control that dead red tape I'm not gonna let it happen I can't I won't not gonna allow I want to hard don't too much to get here let it all just be taken away just because some lying b**** when it money exploiting this shallow cultural moment says I so that anyone but me want to speak with you find me after your party should say all this happened now you know the truth my hope is that you will not allow what is correct keeping holding it right will be asked I'm just relieved you're not here about 10 year it's a minefield alma a f****** mind feel these days you keep the fancy stuff for show I hate that before I shift but what looks good looks good and against all odds I found myself in the business of optics rather than substance I have to teach later of course purpose not just specific and administration and your secretary could use them okay be nice to Wendy she still believes what she does is important so this conflict of interest do I want to know oh it's nothing like that good thank God so then off the record of the record you scared me I'm eating cheese hmm you don't have to go in there to me if I had you support of me more specifically your testimony if we have to go to trial you have lawyer yeah sort of I don't Alex isn't she pre-law they're in their second year and it's one of the consulting thing she learned about clinic to collect DNA evidence yes idea the university what that's good no the one on Whitney and I I went but I I don't know I was there I was I walked you know when I was by myself it was late and they're just kind of guys there and they were just standing outside and staring at me I don't know and panicked and I know I shouldn't have but I I saw a security camera and so they'll they'll have me walking up and I would you first without you know a certain type of physical evidence with the tape and with your testimony it should you know there could still be like a case right Maggie I haven't seen anything I don't know I believe you You know I believe you I I told the dean of humanities as much today you too I did I don't know what good I could do in your case it comes to that in fact how the last thing you said to me that night was that he was gonna walk you home and then I saw the two of you in the hallway together leaving willingly is what it looked like to me if I were to be asked under but that's not what we're asking for what I'm saying anything okay yes everyone they're starting you should hurt since want to talk you can talk with not here and not here you blame me for it just to save yourself you are being very much just go to my office and wait for me oh not I think I'm proud of something something that I just couldn't see before you see I used to think you and me we had a mutual feeling to integrity to the ethics that you so teach but I realizing I gave insane right now there's enough this blood on her hands may never walk off Stop it I'm fine Katie thank you you know the truth and you won't say it because it'll make you look bad you're living f****** rude when me with my f****** life and you're gonna easily stop it you give me too much power hang I did not do this you did this to yourself yeah and tell them my own sword here the one holding it but innocence make false accusation blush and tear any tremble at patients f****** f*** you you all you f****** privileged on just speaking up friends it's real to you it's real here tonight and talk or not talk you don't have to answer a cook sure she's on her way don't start without me if I was late you're being childish I wish I had the leeway to be childish in this relationship give it 10 minutes okay new and even then we'll probably still be waiting probably yes why because it's f****** polite and because you care more about Cowtown to a mediocre student with rich parents than you do about
main buzzing again I find that interesting interested yes interesting and today's something wrong no no no I'm sorry I'm I'm intruding forgive me I'm sure without me present you ladies can talk about such interesting topics with much more freedom I'm sorry Maggie he's an a****** you want me to feel like better small stories and sometimes it's about taking a long view stop being smart for like once f****** second I feel like you're completely removing me from from what happened to me like you're speaking these hypothetical riddles about women writ large when I'm sitting right here in front of you that you wanted my body I did I do I don't know it's just so because women are pedalized for speaking out I shouldn't answer your logic so and then what he just gets to get away with it and relocate to another university and give speeches and write books and see with other students all over again that is I think Angus is pretty well f***** so I would worry about so you think I ruined his life I didn't say that I'm not old this I mean this happens to me and I'm not even allowed to speak about it you can do whatever you like Maggie and what can be the arguments I want to power differentials involved consent in the ability to give it is inherently incapacitated appointment any question over there but and I don't know why and this isn't very corrective me all these years it's gotten so freaking hard for me to listen to these kids when they had everything everything and their lives and since the world stopped at the first small in justice of their pain they nurse every slide every bump in the road every blip of victimization is if it's the around just stepping everything down developing a crippling dependency how to be authorities like the best of us you know not playing this here won't what worse I think this is the Smiths potato potato I love the song so what do you think about one all of it the students the professor I think it was only a matter of time and taco seasoning You have to pee you never talk about yourself I never hear from you about the personal life your family oh that's what I hear from them yes it is drawing my name for privacy as having something to hide a respectfully all my not sure that it is look Maggie and I did talk and we did over the teacher hers and then four the target of her electrical complex grams it's not bringing on the indoor conversation but this person was less than supportive when she came forward and this lack of support we are wonder why the future was on fourth coming which we heard questions said teachers deeper motives anywhere without seeing too much I just thought you should know I thought you should be ready ready for that my back potentially these are the same times we're living in if you want anybody to talk you can come to me anytime on the record or off or I could put you in touch with some very excellent people how would I trusted therapist to violates her clients privacy s*** I was uncalled for and I'm sorry I'm gonna hear right back yeah I'm sorry I'm asking why wine I mean I explain this yeah does inevitable it's your courage that's going to inspire other people in pain yeah I guess it's just like amazing to me you know like a young black woman can get assaulted and all these white people figure out a way to make it about themselves or how to process their ship or like get a leg up at their job she was like oh we might get picked up by the times and I was like needs to congrats on your f****** bullets or whatever can and half 13168 this is a component substance and I have to get the pharmacists to send them out Frederick mmm one one what been months since we were intimate just beard like I'm losing if it's the belly that might take a little bit longer and there is it because someone in the Philosophy Department finished more of us didn't finish finishing that's cause we celebration maybe we could hmm have some people over what go out huh maybe to the city whatever you like and yeah sounds good Kim it's on call me back apartment I wouldn't want to run the risk of being deposed that Alex was in a real area so we should tell them that what did you want to talk about tell man you translated it online I guess it's impossible to keep anything to oneself these days you don't know anything about me it has fault is that of you are not entitled to any information about me in my life and yet you have so much of mine I haven't asked you for anything Anyway yeah at first I thought it was maybe because we were since we're interested in me as wonder if the appearance kink of yours to let me believe myself or you give nothing in return take you that's I told Kim really think you should talk to someone about this I'm trying to help you No No you are trying to convince me and yourself that violating my privacy was moral and good because it proved to write leave me alone Maggie go camping it's all not calling you for the 15th f****** time adorno rides in his minimum moralia as gift kindly to his leave and imposition there is no right lights in the wrong one what does you really saying okay what he's saying is there is no right life in the wrong world we are either of this world and its conditions or we are awake to what is right and therefore casts have society alienated but then why attempt to act more early if it's truly impossible isn't that just nihilism I think Hannah RN's explanation abilities paradox could be relevant so you see is sitting at the forations court and a blindos leaders right we don't start singing the story of Troy and of a hero Ulysses who he doesn't know is sitting in front of him and suddenly and RN says of course he never cried before hearing that what had actually happened only by listening to the narration really understand is true meaning and what does that mean to you the Ulysses recognizes himself as a hero only when historians told to him by someone else but not just someone else the other a blind poet who has no external sight only self-site and therefore more knowledge and so such an account by the other can mitigate nihilism and give us a sense of linearity of purpose When you say the other who exactly you referring to stop being so literal trying to take the philosophical other and turn him into a sociopolitical binary is like a sweaty tourist set of modern museum of art who points it up and says my kid could do that it's immature and regressive and totally misses the f****** point okay in the universal human condition of of king sorry I don't understand what what part of the argument that you helped frame do not understand what seems to me like you were condoning literally not conceptually other in someone despite seeing me advocating for the opposite yeah you do realize this is a philosophy class right what is it that you think we are doing here what is wrong when your question Katie and why I don't care for it is that you are assuming when I refer to the other I mean something when an actuality you are the one who is instinctually an unconsciously making that association don't think UK our advocating for human rights of a symbolic poet While an actuality refusing to allow the other two existed all because you think that acknowledging difference naming it is wrong so what is right what could make you happy we build society to your exact specifications should I build a world for you as all the edges around about had your chosen cell with nice f****** trigger warning that's not what I'm here for I am here to f****** teach okay okay okay okay stupid right good Marcus f****** Marcus is here you want to add anything to this no professor of okay
I you feel the prescription under Dr Sayer's name that she did not prescribe to you wait what Walgreens on Park flags are prescription for being filed without an online corollary when doctors sayers realized who filled it she brought it to us I don't know what you're talking about Alma there's a pretty unassailable paper trail here Kim is decided not to press charges but we need to decide collectively what disciplinary actions must be taken I think it's safe to say the tenure conversation is paused they go away that's fine else is right publishing popular like this People use to say that you were like my freedom actually used to say it all the time that you were taking on my mannerisms copying the address can stop what the importance yeah okay I know you better what is this what are you doing Alex is right there forever is wrong about a lot of things is always right about you you are the worst kind of mediocre student with every availability to succeed what no talent or desire to do so and so many resources so much of other people's time is wasted on you not the ways to which my and your so obviously plagiarized just working of laziness combined with with fear desperate hope that you will be worth your endowment okay I don't know what you think you think your experience please please f****** pos life you've constructed a life that hides your accidental privilege neediness desperate desire to impress at least I have the self-respect to be obvious about what it is that I want living in an apartment that's 10 times cheaper than what you can afford dating but person you have nothing in common with because you think there identity makes you interesting finding over me because you think my affection offers you credibility another adoptive mother to replace your own insufferable one it's all Christ is no wonder everyone thinks you lied about Hank too you have no intensity systems that's enough let's go okay okay can seem to find he gave me the keys last crystals from my sister was missing about I'm going to ship day you want to drink you know to a curses you've heard or travels fast last I changed we were still living was being alive and your livelihood is stolen from you I feel like deep inside I always expected this expected the rottenness and me to be seen by other people right before I managed to expunge it spoke like a true woman and felt myself to be around at all but my dream in and you loved ones tomorrow I told you comments times everyone away love for me what you think I'm here well I mean I did a little all of her life choices and told her that I knew about the plagiarizing so it wasn't entirely unwarranted I told her what I told you no the dissertation I I knew before you told me it was clear as you said anybody looking at it so he knew all this time you know why why why didn't you tell me I didn't think it mattered you didn't think she didn't think a mattered what would you have done draw a line between two different points and make a case against a young woman who said you abused her it's grass sounds like I am a desperate man absolutely positively f****** desperate you just would have given them more rope to hang it I wish I wish they would I wish they would rather let me just die here and in obscurity you know I mean f****** times I thought about jumping into that f****** war do you nothing I would have done could have changed what's I don't know that you don't know that you can't know that writer he started with all of them hey I flirted I flirted yeah so f****** what all of who all of your students you could have f***** any number of them so you so you're jealous is that I'm uncertain because I didnt because I didn't because because like f****** idiot the only person I ever broke the rules the f*** Wow Jesus hey didn't want to comes home from the same number and just want to share something with you I told you when I was a child at my father's best friend sexually assaulted abused me I'm on your very young young girls want to don't things to happen to them sooner than the ready for the moment all the time and it's always the advanced job to protect the innocence of a child I didn't give him a choice that's always a choice it doesn't matter if you wanted him it doesn't matter if you threw yourself out of me should have rejected you out right he you did he refuse me he was a good man and I just tried him with a lie it was gonna lie you keep thinking he did nothing wrong you keep blaming yourself you think you can allow yourself to see the truth in that that I love him let's see the here game received single woman and The name also more four o'clock He said to remind me Thank you Peter I was just getting ready to leave horrible don't you think absolutely but I mean these efforts were like the you can't even see the sun it is completely blacked out But other than current company of Facebook and Instagram announced Friday that it's ending its diversity equity and as me again Oh I don't drink anyways nobody does it's good to see you okay the same but people who only live for one thing and everything they age the girls now this is where hankies to take all of us I was his table right over there still wonder where his oh making a pile of money spinned offering for some democrat the death now intellect is politics that's in front of all he says I you still together and Alex and I'm here they're doing very well track to me partnering somewhere you know I'm read your article I was very smart you're confession the confusion it's all written that didn't I think it was written for you to get everything you wanted and how about you Married engaged Congratulations Here's the lucky Nia She's great so intelligent and just you want to see sure and probably doesn't matter now I'm sorry if you're expecting immigrants That's nice think I was more confused than anything at the time I wasn't sure if I wanted to be you or would be with you and now I mean I always knew we were different but now I know that that's a good thing I like being alive to what happens to me nothing fix you tell us everything and look at you now you think I'm a bad person Does it matter I give up on the idea of retribution along but I am curious After everything are you really happy he did it you won
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ہے عشق کا تراش سنگ می جلی بودی چھو کوئی جائے تو لے ائے میری لکھ دعائیں پائیں میں لیجیے الو کی وہ میڈم اپریس ہے نا ادھا جی پر میں نے پہلے کبھی اپ کو کپڑے دیتے ہوئے نہیں دیکھا بھائی چھٹی پیسے اچھا میڈم ایک سیلفی لے لوں پلیز پلیز پلیز ائیے تھینک یو تھینک یو میڈم میں لینا سپنے میں بھی نہیں سوچا تھا کہ اپ جیسی سپر سٹار مجھے دھونے کے لیے کپڑے دیتے ہوئے ملے گی سپر سٹارز کو بھی نا صاف دھلے ہوئے کپڑوں کی ضرورت ہوتی ہے اپ کی ضرورت ہوتی ہے اجا تھینک یو ہاں تھینک یو تھینک یو کہنا سی ایم صرف نام کے ہیں اصلی ستہ اپ کے اور اپ کے پتا گن پہ جاؤ کے ہاتھ میں ہے اور یہ بھی سننے میں ا رہا ہے کہ اگر اس بار کی الیکشنز میں اپ کی پارٹی کی جیت ہوئی تو اپ کو سی ایم بوشن کر دیا جائے گا مل کے تجھ سے بہتر خود سے ہو گئے ہیں ہم تیری قسم چونکہ جب سے مہکے تجھ سے ہو گئے ہیں ہم تیرے قسم تو جو میرا تو میں چاہوں اس دنیا سے بھی کیا دونوں جہانوں سے بڑھ کے تو میرا ہوا عشق مانو پہ دھڑکے تو میرا ہوا لاکھ بہانوں سے لڑ کے تو میرا ہوا اتنی زبانوں پہ چڑھ کے چوپیرا ہوا تھینک یو وکرما دیتی پیار سے لوگ مجھے بلاتے ہیں میں اپ کو جانتی ہوں اپ مجھے جانتی ہیں لیکن دنیا میں شاید ہی ایسا کوئی ہوگا جو اپ کو نہیں جانتا اپ کو فلمیں دیکھنا اچھا لگتا ہے کیوں مطلب نہیں تو دکھاتے ہیں کبھی پہلے دھڑکا ہی نہیں سینے میں جیسے دل میرے تھا ہی نہیں شام بھی تئی دن میرے تے کہیں تو ملا جس جگہ رہ گیا میں وہیں سو جاتی بلی کچھ تو تھی برتن میں کیوں لگے پہلے میرے جیسے جیا ہی نہیں تو جو میرا تو میں چاہوں اس دنیا سے بھی کیا دونوں جہان وں سے بڑھ کے تو میرا ہوا عشق مرادوں پہ دھڑکے تو میرا ہوا اور کوئی زبردستی کر کے میری مرضی بدل نہیں سکتا تھینک یو پلیز ہائے فائنلی اپ لوگ مجھے سیٹ پہ تو ائے کیسا نہیں اتے اپ کتنی پیاری لگ رہی ہے لیکن میں یہ ریلٹی میں کل دیکھوں گا فلمی ہویا ریل ہر باپ کا یہی سپنا ہوتا ہے کیا بیٹی کو جھٹ سے دور کر دو بیوی پاپا کی مت سنو اب ان کو کون بتائے یہ ریل لائف میں ہیرو ملنا اتنا اسان تھوڑی ہے پلیز مجھے کوئی ہیرو ہیرو نہیں چاہیے اوکے جلد سم ون ریل گڈ ہارٹڈ سم ون نارمل گوکھلے اور اس کے لوگوں کو نو کانفیڈنس ووٹ میں تو تم نے روک لیا ہے جی پر جب تک یہ کوئی الیکشن ہے بار بار وہ لوگ ایسی حرکتیں کرتے رہیں گے اگلا الیکشن ہمیں میجورٹی میں جیتنا ہے پھر ان کی ضرورت ہی نہیں پڑے گی اور تو سی ایم کی کرسی پر بیٹھے گا جی کریں تمہارا دھیان کہاں ہے کچھ نہیں بابا وہ لمبے سفر سے ائے ہیں نا بھوک لگی ہوگی کھانا کھا لیتے ہیں جو جینے کی لالچ میں پیدا ہوتے ہی اپنی ماں کو کھا گیا اسے صرف ایک ہی بھوک لگی ہے پاور کی بھوک سب کی جس کے ساتھ رہیں گے ان کا حوصلہ بڑھانا اور یہ انویٹیشن وکرمد اتنے بوسلی کی طرف سے ایا ہے اوکے وہ انڈین ارمی کے سولجرز کو سلیوٹ کرنے کے لیے ہر مہینے یہ دورہ ایک سلبرٹی کے ساتھ پلان کر رہے ہیں اور سب سے پہلے اپ سے شروع کرنے کا افر بھیجا ہے تو ہاں کر دیں مادر پہ بھوس لگ کے بارے میں تم نے کیا سنا ہے اتنا ہی سنا ہے کہ کوئی انہیں نہ نہیں کرتا ادا جی نے نہ بول دیا یہ کہہ کر کے ان کے پاس گیٹس نہیں ہیں اور وہ بہت بزی ہے لیکن بھاؤ یہ کیسے ہو سکتا ہے ادا جی کا پورا کینیڈا خالی ہے ارے میں نے ہی تو کروایا ہے ان کے سارے ایونٹس کینسل کروا کے ارگنائزرز کو فون کر کے سمجھ میں نہیں ا رہا ہے اب تو مجھے ازادی سے پرسنلی ملنا ہے ان کے ساتھ میاں اپوائنٹمنٹ فکس کرو میولی کے لیے شکریہ ایکچولی مجھے لگا کہ اپ کو پرسنلی مل کے ایکسپلین کرنے کا موقع ملے گا کہ میں نے ناچ کیوں کیا اوکے ا سولجرز کے ساتھ پکچرز لینا پھر اسے پرسنل پی ار کے لیے یوز کرنا مجھے بہت ہی فیک لگتا ہے اپ کا ارادہ بالکل جینن ہوگا اپ یہ سب پبلیسٹی کے لیے نہیں کر رہے بٹ میں اسے پاپیسٹی اور پیار کے لیے ہی کر رہا تھا وہ کہیں گے میں اپنے الیکشن لڑ رہا ہوں اور مجھے لگائی میری امیج کے لیے اچھا ہو اور اپ اتنی بڑی سٹار ہیں اب ساتھ ہوں گے تو مجھے لگا اوکے پولیٹیشن کو تو میں خود بھی نہیں ہوں ائی ڈونٹ نو مجھے لگتا ہے اپ کی انڈسٹری اپ کی پریزنس کی وجہ سے ہے کتنے منہ سے سرچ نکل گیا لو کیمرا لوپ یار دیکھیے وکرم میں نے اپ سے پہلے بھی ریکویسٹ کیا تھا کہ پیار سے لوگ مجھے اج اتنی بلند ہیں وہ اوکے میں نہیں چاہتی کہ میری وجہ سے اپ کے پلانز خراب ہوں ٹیل می سمنگ میرے مینیجر سے نہ سننے کے بعد بھی اپ خود سے یہاں کیوں ملنے ائے میں نے سوچا تو ہے ہی زیادہ سے زیادہ ہاں یہ ہوگی نا تمہاری ادا خوبصورت تیرا عشق بھی ہے سزا خوبصورت ہے منا تمہاری ادا خوبصورت تیرا عشق بھی ہے خوبصورت انکھیں تمہاری ہمیں دے رہی ہے انکھیں تمہاری ہوئے میری ہے خوبصورت مذ ا خوبصورت مذاق خوبصورت تیرا عشق تھی ہے سزا خوبصورت تیرا نام ایا ہے جب سے لبوں پہ تیرا عشق بھی ہے صدا خوبصورت تمہاری خوبصورت خوبصورت ہیلو ویلکم بیک تھینک یو ویلکم تھینک یو ہیلو سر سارے جوان اپ دونوں سے ملنے کے لیے بھی سب ہیں یہاں ا کر ان کا حوصلہ افزائی کرنے کے لیے شکریہ اپ دونوں کوٹیز دیے گئے ہیں پہلے اپ سیشن اپ ہو جائیں پھر شام کو ملتے ہیں جی اوکے جوانو اپ میں سے جو بھی کوئی ان سے کچھ بھی پوچھنا چاہتا ہے پوچھ سکتا ہے اچھا جی اپ کو سیریس تو زیادہ پسند ہے یا کومیڈی اپ کو میں کن رولز میں اچھی لگتی ہوں ہمیں تو اپ کے رومینٹک رولز والا پسند ہے وکرا مدی صاحب یہاں پر سر جی سر اج کل جتنے سکیمز ہو رہے ہیں ہر شتر میں کرپشن ہائی ٹیکسز ان سب کا کوئی سولیوشن ہے کیا جی سولیوشن ہے اپ اور اپ کے ووٹس جو کہ اپ ایسی پارٹی کو دیجیے جو کہ سسٹم کو پوری طرح سیدھا کر دے لیکن ہر پارٹی وعدے تو کرتی ہے بٹ ڈیلیور کوئی نہیں کرتا سر تو اپ ایک بار ہم پر بھروسہ کر کے دیکھیے کیونکہ ہم چھوٹے والے نہیں پکے ارادے کرتے ہیں اپ لوگوں کی امیدوں پر خراب کی اپ کو کبھی اپنے کسی کورسٹان سے عشق ہوا ہے سوری جو ڈس اپ اصل زندگی میں ایسا کچھ نہیں ہوتا ہے اینڈ وی ار ال پروفیشنل اور مجھے اپنی پرسنل اور پروفیشنل لائف الگ رکھنا اچھا لگتا ہے وکرم عادت کے سر اپ نے ابھی تک شادی کیوں نہیں کی ابھی تک کوئی صحیح لڑکی نہیں ملی نہیں اب تک صحیح لڑکی کو میں ملا نہیں کیا اپ دونوں ایک دوسرے کے رول کے ادبلی کر سکتے ہیں مطلب ادا جی اپ وکری مادی تجھے کی طرح کوئی پولیٹیکل ہاشم دیں گے اور بکر مندی جی اپ کی طرح سین کریں گے میں اپ کی نقل کرنے کی ٹرائی کروں گی لیکن اگر کوئی مسٹیک ہو جائے تو پلیز والی امی پلیز اپ تک میرے نہیں اپ کے ہاتھوں میں ہے اپ کا ہر ایک ووٹ دیش کے بھوش کا فیصلہ کرے گا میں اپ سے صدقہ نہیں مانگ رہا ایک موقع مانگ رہا ہوں اپ کی ترقی اور وکاس کے لیے کام کرنے کا موقع جی اب اپ کی باری اپ کو ادھا جی کے ساتھ ایک رومینٹک رول کرنا ہی ہوگا نہیں نہیں بھائی میں ایکٹیو ایکٹنگ میرے بس کی بات نہیں ہے مجھ نہیں ہوگا میں بہت خراب کر دوں گا ائی لو یو سے ڈرتا ہوں کہ میرے پیار کی لے رہی تھی کر دوں گا جب سے تمہیں دیکھا ہے میرا دل کرتا ہے بس تمہیں دیکھتا ہی رہوں تمہارے لیے بھی دنیا کے خود سے لڑ جاؤں گا گا تیرے لیے میرا پیار تیرا بھی محتاج نہیں اور یہ تیرے بدنصیب دیوانے کی اپ نے کیوں کہا اپ کو ایکٹنگ نہیں اتی تو انسو بھی اگئے ہم ایکٹرس بھی کئی بار یہ نہیں کر پاتے ایک فوٹو سے نہیں کر رہا تھا ہو جائے حاصل تیرا ہو جائے حاصل اگر درد تیرا تو لگنے لگے گی دوا خوبصورت وہ پیار سے بھی جھولے جسے ہو پیار سے بھی جھولے جسے بولو بنا خوبصورت مٹا خوبصورت بنا خوبصورت مٹا خوبصورت ہمارا خوبصورت تیرا عشق کی ہے سزا خوبصورت بڑی شارٹ جتنے ستارے اس وقت اسمان میں ہیں اس سے کہیں زیادہ نیچے اس ستارے کی فینز ہیں ایسا کچھ نہیں ہے تمہیں ہمیشہ سے ایکٹرس بولنا تھا لیکن قسمت دیکھو ایکٹرس بننے کی بجائے سٹار بن گئی اور تمہیں ہمیشہ سے پالیٹکس میرے خون میں پولیٹکس نہیں مجھے لگتا ہے میرے ایک پولیٹکس میں ایک خون ہے اور بابا نے مجھے سکھایا کہ پاور میں جو پاور ہوتا ہے وہ اور کسی چیز میں نہیں کافی لیٹ ہو گیا اور صبح جلدی بھی اتنا ہے گڈ نہیں پاور سے زیادہ پاور پیار میں ہے یہ ہمارا کیمپس ہے اور یہاں کا جتنا بھی اس پاس کا ایریا ہے وہ ہمارے اندر ہے یہ پورا جو ہے ہمارا کیا ہے وہ پہاڑوں سے گرا ہوا اور وہ دیکھیں وہاں وہ جھرنا وہ کتنا اچھا لگ رہا ہے اپ کی طرف جی اپ اگلی بار بھی ائی ہے نا پتہ چل گیا اقا کو چھوڑ کیسے سر وہ دیکھیے صاحب اگر میں بتا جی کو ہٹاتا نہیں تو وہ انہیں کاٹ لیتا سرکار نے ازادی کے ساتھ کوئی بدتمیزی نہیں تھی بلکہ ان کی جان بچائی ہے اگر یہ دو اور جاتی ہے تو انصاف ہم کو ڈس دیتا ہے سوری سے تم ٹھیک ہو لگی تو نہیں اس بات جس کو ابھی کی یا بھی کی ممبئی کیا سوری میں نہیں چاہتا لیکن تمہیں ایسے پتہ چلے کہ میرے دل میں تمہارے لیے کیا ہے لیکن اب دل کی بات بہرحال نہیں ہے تو اٹس اوکے میں ایک سیکنڈ اتا ہوں مجھے پتہ ہے تمہیں کس بات کی فکر ہے ائی نو سو پلیز ڈونٹ وری پتہ تم تم شادی کے بعد بھی پھر
میں نے کبھی تمہارے بارے میں اس طرح سے نہیں سوچا سنائی نہیں دے دیا تھا مجھے بچپن سے یہ دکھایا گیا ہے میں جو بھی فیصلہ کرتا ہوں وہی اخری ہوتا ہے میری مرضی ہی میری مرضی ہوتی ہیں ایک ٹرم تم پاگل ہو گئے ہو کیوں ہاں تمہارے لیے ابھی تو اور ایک بات بتا زیادہ سے زیادہ مہمان کی تین چیزیں تم اپنی مرضی سے چن سکتے ہو سب چیز بیٹھے ہیں اپ بھی ویسے تو شیخون کا سامان ماں باپ لے کر اتے ہیں بٹ بابا شہر میں نہیں ہے اور ماں اس دنیا میں نہیں ہے تو میں کچھ تحفے لے کر ایا ہوں اور اپ لوگوں کی چوائس کے بارے میں ادب سے بات کرنے کا موقع ہی نہیں ملا تو میں سب کچھ ہی میں اور ہماری سمجھ میں نہیں ا رہا یہ سب ہے کیا اللہ نے اپ کو بتایا نہیں کہ ہم دونوں شادی کرنے والے ہیں تم کیا کیا کر رہے ہو میں بس مام ڈیڈ اور اپنی ہونے والی سالی سے اپنی شادی کی خوشخبری شیئر کرنا سب کچھ میل کر دیتے ہیں یہ دیکھو یہ دیکھو ہم لوگ نے شادی کی کچھ کازبی چبوائیں پانچ اپشنز ہیں سب کچھ بیٹھ کے پھیل کر لیتے ہیں اس میں سے اپ کو جو بھی اچھا لگے اس کو لاک کر لیتے ہیں ہم جانتے ہیں کہ ابھی تک شادی کی تاریخ کو مورخ پکی نہیں ہوئے لیکن ہم لوگوں نے نا اگلے ایک میٹھی تک ہے ساری فائو سٹار کی بینکو میں تاج ٹرائل اینڈ میڈ ہے نا جہاں تمہارا من کرے نا ہم وہاں پھیر لے لیں گے بس میں ہی چل سکی یہ انگوٹھی بنا کر یہ رشتہ پکا کر لے کہتے ہیں کہ پیار میں زندگی کرنی چاہیے لیکن تمہاری صحت میں بھی پیار ہو جائے تمہارا پیار پیار نہیں زد ہے کم یہ گفٹس اور کار اٹھاؤ اینڈ گیٹ اؤٹ اف سر اپ سمجھیے اپنی بیٹی کو شاید اپ کی بات مان لی ویسے بھی میں اپ کی بیٹی کا ہاتھ مانگنے نہیں ایا تھا میں اپنے ہونے والی بیوی کے باپ کو یہ بتانے لگا تھا کہ اپنی بیٹی کے کنیا جانے کی تیاری شروع کر دے کیونکہ بیٹی تو بدعت کرنی پڑے گی بیٹا چلو بالکل چنتا نہیں کرنا اس کی زبردستی نہیں چلے گی کچھ نہیں کر سکتا ہے کچھ بھی نہیں کر سکتے ہیں اگر یہ فلم کریں تو اگ لگا دیں گے اس میں ہمارے دھرم کے خلاف ڈائیلاگ بولنے کی ہمت کرنے کی اذان ہے ہم یہ ظلم کرنے نہیں دیں گے نہیں کرتا سر اپ کی پارٹی کے کاری کرتا ہوں انہیں ادا کے فلم کے خلاف ورود کیے ہیں انہوں نے تھیٹر میں جا کر توڑ پھوڑ دی اپ کا اس کے بارے میں کیا کہنا ہے میں اپنے کاریں کرتا ہوں کو سمجھاؤں گا میں کسی کا نقصان کرنے میں نہیں مانتا بلکہ میں تو ہر سمسیا کو پیار محبت سے سلجھانے والا سر اپ کی باتیں ہیں کہ اپ کے کاری کرتا ہوں لیکن کیا تھوڑا سا بتانا تو پڑے گا پر ہیلو ادھا گھنٹہ بس پھر ادمی سیٹ پہ اپ سے کچھ بات کرنی تھی لیٹ ہو رہی ہوں ریڈی ہو کے پھر بات کرتے ہیں ہاں ٹھیک ہے ادا جی مجھے نہیں پتہ کہ یہ بات میں اپ سے کہہ سکوں لیکن ہم نے اپ کو اس فلم میں ریپلیس کرنے کا فیصلہ کیا ہے ایکچولی کیا ہے نا کہ ڈائریکٹر کو لگتا ہے کرییٹولی اپ رول کو سوٹ نہیں کرتی اپ اتنی بڑی سٹار ہیں اپ کی امیج راستے میں ا رہی ہے اپ کے فینز اپ کو اس رول میں ایکسیپٹ نہیں کریں گے اور یہ بات ڈائریکٹ تو کوئی دو ہفتے شوٹ کرنے کے بعد ریلائز ہوئی اللہ جی میں جانتی ہوں کہ ریزن کیا ہے اپ کو بھی یہ ڈر ہے نا کہ کل کو اپ کی فلم ریلیز ہوئی اور پھر تھیٹرز میں توڑ پٹ ہوئی تو اپ کا بہت نقصان ہو جائے گا اپ کی مشکل میں اسان کر دیتی ہوں اگلی تھینک یو نمستے میں مجھے پتہ تھا کہ اتنے ایک دن تم ضرور اؤ گی اس لیے میں نے ساری تیاریاں کر کے رکھی تھی تمہاری سواگت میں اؤ نا یہ دیکھو ایک بار میں کرم رکھنے سے پہلے یہ چپل کی کلش میں ہے ہلکے سے نا اس میں بہن مردوں کی تو نہیں ہے کوئی نہ کوئی بات نہیں چھوڑ دو چھوڑ دو اچھا یہ دیکھو یہ دیکھو ہمارے گھر کا منظر ہے یہاں پہ سیدھی بنا کے پجاری خود ا کر ہمارے گن پتی کی پوجا خود کرتے ہیں ارے دیکھو ہمارے گھر میں نہ چھکے ہیں یعنی نیچے جا رہے ہیں اور اوپر دو ہمیں ڈھونڈا ہے ہم دونوں کا ماسٹر بیٹھے منہ پر ہوگا لیکن ایک ریکویسٹ ہے ہمارے بچوں کو ہم کہنا کوئی بولی ہو بچے ہمارے ساتھ میں ہی رہے ہیں ورنہ ہمیں نا کمروں کو سنانے میں کوئی قصر نہیں چھوڑی لیکن اگر تم کو لگے نا تم کچھ بھی نہیں ڈیکوریٹ کرتے ہو سب کچھ بدل دو کچھ بھی چینج کر دو یہاں پر تم جو چاہو نا اس گھر میں وہ کر سکتی ہو نہیں تو میں کبھی بھی کوئی تکلیف نہیں ہونے دوں گا تکلیف نہیں دینے کے لیے کافی تکلیف دے رہے ہو تم اور زیادہ سے زیادہ نہ ہی رہے گی سو یار انجواے میرے تو پیسہ نے فرینڈ بھی بن گئے اور موم اپ کو یاد ہے وہ انچلی کی لینے گئی وہاں باہر کچھ ادمی کھڑے تھے ہم دونوں ڈر گئے اور وہاں سے بھاگنے کے لیے وہ ویکن کی پارٹی کے لیے کھانا کرتا تھا اسے میرے ساتھ جو کرنا ہے نا کہیں میں ہینڈل کر دوں گی لیکن اگر میری فیملی پر ٹارگٹ کرے گا نا اور میں بکر مانے تو بھوسلے کو نہیں چھوڑ گی کیا چل رہا ہے سر اداسی مجھے کیا انے والا ہے بابا کھابی ہاں مطلب اسی برادران میں لے کے ساتھ شامل ہوں گے اپ کیسے ایلیبریشن میں بابے کل سر ہاں دت جی کی شادی کسی اتوار سے کم تھوڑی نہ ہو وہ جو سیلفی و فیملی کی بات ہو گئی بات اپ کے بیٹے یار ابھی کم کسی اپ ابھی کے ساتھ یہاں پہ اپ شادی سے باہر ہے کہ ہم دوسرے کمرے میں میٹنگ کر لیں گے پتہ نہیں لوگ اس سے حسن کو اتنے کیوں دیتے ہیں اگر راجہ اس پر بیٹھ جائے تو ایک معمولی لکڑی کی کرسی بھی سنگ اصل بن جاتی ہے میں نے اسے حسن کے پاس تمہارے لیے بہت ہی خاص جگہ ہے زانی منع کر سکوں گا تمہاری ہمت کیسے ہوئی میری مام اور میری بہن کے پیچھے اپنے کندے بھیجنے کی کیا کیا کہا ان کو ڈرانے کی ادا میں نے وہ ادمی تمہاری ماں اور تمہاری بہن کو ڈرانے یا دھمکانے کے لیے نہیں بھیجے تھے بلکہ ان کی حفاظت کرنے کے لیے بھیجے تھے کیونکہ ایک شہر میں میری کوئی دشمن کم نہیں ہے اور میں نہیں چاہتا کہ مجھے چوٹ پہنچانے کے لیے کوئی تمہاری فیملی کو ذریعہ بنائے پھر تمہارے سامنے ہاتھ چھوڑتی ہوں یہ مت کرو ہاتھ نیچے کرو میں تمہارے اگے ہاتھ چھوڑتا ہوں میں تمہارے سامنے ہاتھ چھوڑتا ہوں میں تمہارے سامنے بھیک مانگتا ہوں پتہ نہیں ایک بار ہاں کہتا ہوں میں تمہیں وعدہ کرتا ہوں میں زندگی بھر تمہاری ہر بات مانوں گا اللہ حافظ ادا ادا یز کیسا کیسی چل رہی ہے ایگزامز کی تیار ٹھیک ہے سر سب بڑی اچھی چل رہی ہے کیا کر رہے ہو تم نہیں کچھ نہیں دکھاؤ مجھے ایگزام کے کوسچن پیپرس ہے نا کوسن پیپر چوری کر رہا ہوں ارے چھوڑیے نا اپ کیوں بیچ میں پڑھ رہے ہیں ظاہر ہے اپنا کام کیجیے پیپر چوری کر رہے ہیں اور یہ تو نے ٹھیک نہیں کیا سنو دوستو ہمارے ادمی کو ہاتھ لگائے کیوں جانی اس بات کو معاف نہیں کریں گی خبر باہر نکل گئی تھی ہمارے کالج کا ویو پیپر لکھ کر رہا تھا تو ہمارے کالج کی کتنی بدنامی ہوگی اپ معافی مانگ لیجیے ہم سب کو اس مصیبت سے باہر نکال لیجیے یہ میں نے ریکویسٹ ہے اپ سے زندہ باد زندہ باد زندہ باد مردہ باد مردہ باد مردہ باد مردہ باد مردہ باد حسین مردہ باد یہی حال تھا اگر مارا تھا نا یعنی ہاتھ جوڑ کر معافی مانگ واپس پہلے اپنے 30 سال کے کیریئر میں ایسا کوئی کام نہیں کیا کہ کسی کے سامنے سر جھکانا پڑے اور معافی مانگ کر میں اپنے سٹوڈنٹس کو غلط سمجھ نہیں سکھاؤں گا سبق تو تجھے ہم سکھائیں گے مارو یہ تو جب بھاؤ کو پتہ چلا اپ کے ساتھ کیا سلوک ہوا ہے تو یہ انہیں برداشت نہیں ہوا چل معافی مانگو سوری ٹھیک سے معافی مانگ سستانی مجھے معاف کر دو سر مجھ سے غلطی ہو گئی سر پلیز غیور ایسی غلطی کرنے کا خیال بھی انا تو یہ نہیں مانیں گے تو خود مارے گا چل نکل چل پیچھے سے صرف تمہارا ہاتھ ہے مجھے میری دیوانیت کی قسم یہ میں نے نہیں کروایا ہے اس سے تو اچھا ہے کہ تم مجھ سے شادی کرتی تھی کم سے کم ہماری جان تو چھوٹتی ہے اپ کو کوئی پلین نہیں کر رہا ہے پاپا کا یہ مطلب نہیں تھا تو کیا مطلب تھا پاپا کا نہیں کیا مطلب تھا اور میرے پاس کیا اپشن ہے مر جاؤ اتنی بزدل تو میں ہوں نہیں اور شادی میں اس سے کروں گی بھی کوئی کچھ نہیں کر سکتا ہے دیدی وکٹ نے گھونسلے سے لڑنے کی طاقت کسی میں نہیں ہے اپ میں بھی نہیں تو ہے ہی زیادہ سے زیادہ ہی رہے گی نہ تو ہے ہی زیادہ سے زیادہ نہ ہی رہے گی نہ تو ہے گی اج اپ سب میرے چاہنے والو کہاں نکلتا ہوں اور میڈیا کے سامنے میں یہ گوشت نہ کرنا چاہتا ہوں کہ اپنے بابا کے اشراق سے میں نے ایک فیصلہ لیا ہے میں میں اسے کم سے کم ہماری جان تو چھوٹے منش پر کھڑا یہ شخص جس کے لیے نعرے لگا لگا کر اپ کے گلے سوکھ گئے جس سے اپ سب اپنا مسیحہ مانگتے ہیں مجھ سے بہت پیار کرتا ہے اتنا پیار کہ مجھے پانے کے لیے تھیٹرز میں توڑ پھوڑ کروا کر میری فلم اتروا دی اتنا پیار کے اس سے میرے پروار میری ماں میرے باپ سے ان کا چین ہاتھ میں سب چھین لیا اتنا پیار اتنا پیار کہ یہ بہت معمولی اور اسان بات نہیں سمجھ سکا کہ میں اس سے پیار نہیں کرتی اس نے میرے سامان کو اپنی طاقت اپنی سطح کے نیچے رونا ہر قدم پر مجھے اتنا مجبور کیا کہ میں زبردستی اس سے پیار کروں تیم کے پاس گئی تو انہوں نے مجھے بھابھی کہہ کر پکارا کمشنر نے ہیلپ کرنے کی بجائے اپنی بیٹی کو دکھانے کے لیے میرے ساتھ سیلفی لیں قانون سرکار سب اس کے سامنے اس دم ہلاتے ہوئے کتے کی طرح ہے جنہیں یہ ڈائریکٹ کی مالک نے ہڈی پھینکنا بند کر دیا تو کیا لیکن اس نے ایک غلطی کی ایک عورت کو کمزور سمجھنے اج میں پوری دنیا کے سامنے اعلان کرتی ہوں اپ سے سات دن کے اندر سہرے سے پہلے جو کوئی میری زندگی کے اس راوٹ کو فکر مادیت نے بھوسے کو جان سے مارے گا میں ادا اس کے ساتھ ایک رات گزاری کروا لیتے ہیں تو نے اج تک صرف ایک عورت کی چوڑی کی خنک دیکھی ہے اب تو ایک عورت کی سند دیکھے گا تیرا پیار پیار نہیں تیری ضد ہے جسے تم پار کر رہا اور وہ ہر حد کی حد ہے جل جاؤں گی مٹ جاؤں گی اور کھاتی ہوں میں قسم تیرے عشق میں جھک جاؤں میں نہیں پوچھتا میرے دل میں تیرے لیے محبت نہیں صرف نفرت ہے تجھے تباہ جو کر دے گی وہ اس دیوانے کی دیوانیت ہے اس وقت پورا دن ادا کے اس اعلان کی ہی چرچہ کر رہا ہے جو کہا بہت غلط کہا دیش بھر میں عورت نے عزا کے سمرتھن میں ہیں ایسے تھوڑی ہوتا ہے کہ اپ کسی کو جان سے مارنے کے لیے ایسی بات بول رہا ہوں اچھا ہے کل میں ہو سکتی ہوں بکرہ مریدیا حوصلے کے کاری کرتا ہوں اور سمرتھکوں کا غصہ میں پھیلا اج سیلفی نہیں لیں گے اپنی بیٹی کے لیے دنیا کے سامنے اپنی عزت اپنی مریادا اپنی سیلف قسمت کی دھڑیاں اڑا دی ایک عورت کی مریادہ کیا ہے اس کا فیصلہ کرنے کا حق تجھے کس نے دیا بہت غرور ہے نا تجھے اپنی حیثیت پر اپنی طاقت پر اتنی طاقت تیرے بازوں میں نے جتنی ادا کی اداؤں میں صحیح کہا تھا تم نے اتنے ستارے اسمان میں نہیں جتنے میرے فینز ہیں نیچے تیری چچا تو لوگ ایک سٹیٹ میں کرتے ہیں نا میرے دیوانے پورے دیش میں موت کہاں سے ائے گی تجھے پتہ بھی نہیں چلے گا اور یہ جو تیرے باڈی کاٹتا ہے نا تیری حفاظت کے لیے کیا پتا گھر جا کر بستر میں اپنی بیوی کے ساتھ میرے بارے میں سوچتے ہوں گے ایک عورت کے اس میں بادشاہوں نے مکبریں بنائی پہلا بادشاہ ہے جس کا ممبرا ایک عورت کی نفرت میں بنے گا تم ایک ساتھ چلتے اجنبی کے ساتھ ایک رات گزارنے کو تیار ہو لیکن میرے ساتھ اپنی زندگی میں نہیں کیونکہ یہ میری مرضی ہے چاہے صحیح ہے یا غلط میری مرضی میری مرضی بولو چلو مان لیتی تمہاری باتوں میں وہابی میں اور یہ بھی مان لیتے ہیں کہ انہوں نے مجھے مار بھی دیا لیکن اس کے ایک ذکر میں گویا تو پکڑے جائیں گے یا مارے جائیں گے تھا یار ایبسولوٹلی رک مجھے کسی کے ساتھ رات گزارنے کی ضرورت نہیں پڑے گی اور یہ اس وقت تو لاجیکلی سوچ رہا ہے میرا دیوانہ نہیں سوچے گا وہ مجھے پانے کے لیے تجھے مار دے گا وترمند اتنے بھوسلے پر راون چلے نہ چلے تو ضرور چلے گا ہم نے دھڑکن دھڑکن کر کے دل تیرے چلو میں نے کچھ نہیں بولا سر اؤ کیا بولا میں نے کچھ نہیں بولا سر کیا بولا تو اس کے بارے میں بات کرے گا تو معاف کر دو میری ہونے والی بیوی ہے رک جاؤ بھائی ہے ابے جانے دو او پھر سے جانے دو بھائی پھر سے ارے تجھے دباؤ تیری عطا ہے وہ میری سمجھ سمجھ بات کرتے ہیں ارے سب کچھ ہے مجھے معاف کر دے ارے ارے اپ میرے بھاؤ ہو بھولے کے لیے ایک لڑکی کے لے اؤ انسو بھی بہا رہے ہو خون بھی بہا رہے ہو ایسا کیا خاص ہے اس لڑکی میں نے جب خدا کسی کو بناتا ہے نا سو اس میں کچھ خاص بات ہوتی ہے لیکن خدا نے عطا کو بنایا اسی لیے خاص بات خدا میں ہے لگ جائے گی کیسی میری تقدیر ہے جو میں نے نصیب میں صرف تیری تصویر ہے تیری میری اس کہانی کی پتہ ہے کیا کہ تم میرے اتنے پاس ہو اول اتنی بحث ہے کہ نہیں اتنی دور ہے اتنی دور ہے بہت دور ہے میں کچھ بھی کر لوں دنیا جب ان کی ساری طاقت کا خاندان لیکن ابھی تو میرے ہاتھوں میں نہیں اتی تو پھر تو میرے باغ میں نہیں اتی میرے ہاتھوں میں دکھاتی ہے تمہیں پتہ لگتا ہم دونوں جگہ میں رہتے ہوئے تو سکے جو ساتھ میں رہیں گے تو اواز کریں گے ٹکرائیں گے میں ہمیشہ ہٹوں گا تم ہمیشہ جیتو گی کیونکہ میں کچھ بھی کر لوں کچھ بھی کر لوں تم کبھی مجھ سے محبت نہیں کرنا چاہتی اور تم کچھ بھی کر لو میں کبھی تم سے نفرت نہیں کر سکتا کبھی تم سے نہیں کر سکتا میں میں نے اپنا نہیں کر سکتا پیسے دفن نہیں کر سکتا یہ کرنا چاہتے ہیں گاندھی جینتی کا یہ فنکشن اب بھی کینسل ہو سکتا ہے بھاؤ اپ پر سچ میں حملہ ہو سکتا ہے بھاؤ ت اگر ڈر جاؤں گا تو زمانہ بھولنے نہیں دے گا اگر مر جاؤں گا تو دنیا یاد رکھی ویلکم بیک کرما دیتے بھوسلے ویلکم میرے گھر پہ شادی کے کارڈز کے پانچ اپشنز لائے تھے نا تو اج پانچ فوٹوز میں بھی لائی اخبار میں تیری موت کی خبر پہ کون سی فوٹو تھی کیا تیرے اس گھر میں ہاتھ چڑھا کر دیوار پر کون سی فوٹو ڈانگو یہ والی یہ کیسی ہے یہ اچھی ہے نا ارگن ڈونیشن فارم انکھیں گردہ دل جو چاہے ڈونیٹ کر سکتا ہے پر تیرا دل جس کے پاس جائے گا نا اس بیچارے کے لیے تو بہت خطرے والی بات ہے پر پھر سوچتی ہوں کہ کم سے کم مرنے کے بعد تو تو کسی کے کام ا سکے اچھا تیرا انتق سزا کیسے کروں الیکشن میں یا شمشان میں جلانے کے بعد تیری گنگا میں اؤ بولوں گا جیسا کہ اپ کے بیٹے کو میں نے وعدہ کیا تھا اج سے اپ دونوں کو کسی بھی چیز کی کوئی کمی محسوس نہیں ہوگی اس کی ہر ذمہ داری کی ذمہ داری اب میں لیتا ہوں کیا اپ جانتے ہیں وہ لوگ کون تھے اجریلی میں جس لڑکی نے بھاؤ پر اٹیک کیا تھا نا اس کے ماں باپ جی معاف کیجئے گا لیکن اگر اپ پہ مرنے والے پکڑ لیا یا اسے غلط طریقے سے چھوا یا کوئی بدتمیزی کی بتائیے نا نہیں نا ہاں بس یہ ماننے سے میں نے انکار کر دیا کہ اذان مجھ سے پیار نہیں کرتی بس اپ اپنی ضد کو جسٹیفائی کر رہے ہیں اور اپ میرے پیار کو انڈر ایسٹیمیٹ کر رہے ہیں پھر وہ میں اکثر دیکھا گیا ہے کہ افسز صرف عاشق اکثر بڑھتے بھی ہیں ٹھیک ہے عاشق ہو کے مرنے سے تو اتحاد بنا ہے میں مرنے کو بھی تیار ہوں اور اتحاد بننے کو بھی راجویر جی اپ کے چینل پہ اج میں یہ اعلان کرتا ہوں کہ کل سے لے کے درجے راہ تک میں 100 جوڑیوں کی شادی کرواؤں گا اپنے گھر سے پر لیکن ایک منڈا پر ایک منڈپ میں خالی رکھوں گا ادا اور خود کے لیے اس امید میں ان جوڑیوں کی مجھے دعا لگ جائے اور ادا کے دل کی نفرت پیار محبتل جائے اپ اتنی عاشق دیتا کی ضرورت ہے اس کو مار دیکھتے ہیں بہت سے ادا کے دوشے ہیں کیا دیوانہ ہے یار یہ ادائیگی میں کچھ گرین چوڑی ہو تو اس کی دیوانیت اپنا لینی چاہیے یہاں پہ اپ لوگوں نے کر کے ائے ہیں جس بیعت کے ساتھ بیٹھ کے رپورٹر صاحب ان کو تیسرا ہو چکا ہے ارے بابا اپ نے بتایا ہوتا ہے تو میں ایئرپورٹ لینے ا جاتا ایک دو ٹکے کی ہیروئن کے لیے تو نے میری پرسوں کی کمائی عزت مٹی میں ملا دی تمہیں اندازہ بھی نہیں ہے ہمارے کوئلے سے پارٹنر سے اس کا کتنا فائدہ اٹھائیں گے تو مذاق بن کے رہ جائے گا بابا میں ادا کا دل جیت دوں گا اور جب تک کبھی اپ اپ اپنا ارام سے جلد کی میں پارٹی کو بھی سنبھال لوں گا اور خود کو بھی بس ایک بات اگلی بار اپنے گھر کی ہونے والی باہوں کو دو ڈکی کے کہنے سے پہلے ایک بار سوچے کیونکہ وہ اپ کے گھر کی عزت ہے تمہاری یہ صرف تمہیں تباہ کر دے گی میں نے اپنی سزاپی سے سیکھی ہے بھول گئے بچپن میں ایک بات جب مجھے اپنے دوست کا کھلونا چاہیے تھا جو مجھے دینے سے انکار کر رہا تھا میں بہت رویا بہت رویا اور یاد ہے اپ نے کیا کیا جلا میں نے نہ ہی اس کھلونے کو اگ لگائی ہے بلکہ اس دکان کو بھی جلا دیا ہے جو یہ کھلونا بیچ رہا تھا جو چیز میرے بیٹے کو چاہیے یا تو وہ چیز اسے ملنی چاہیے یا پھر اسے جل جانا چاہیے بابو مجھے ہمیشہ اپ نے سکھایا ہے کہ جو چیز حاصل نہ کر پاؤ اس نے جلا دو لیکن اس کے بیٹے کو جو چاہیے وہ یار تمہیں حاصل کر لوں گا یہ خود کو جلا دوں گا تو میرا ہے جو تو اگ ہے ہاں تو پھر مجھے جلنے کا شوق ہے جلنے کا شوق ہے مرنے سے کہیں زیادہ ہاں تجھے کھونے کا خوف ہے خون کا خوف ہے تو چاہیے مجھے چاہے کہے اسے میرا جنو یا پھر تو ضد میری تو ہی ارماں تو ہی سچ ہے کہہ رہی دیوانیت ہے میں یہ دل پہ بک چکا ہوں تورا ہے تو میرا ہے تیرے اگے زندگی کی اپ جتنی اہمیت ہے فیصلہ میں گر چکا ہوں جی ہوں بس تیرا شکر مادی کے بھوسلے تو بچے پانی کی تجھ کو حسرت لیے راتوں کو میں جاگتا ہوں کیوں جان پھر بھی دشمن تیری دو انکھوں کو میں کرتا ہوں کہنا چاہے تو مجھے کروں گا تجھے عشق میں مجھے یہ پرواہ نہیں جو بھی اندھیرا انجام ہر حال میں تو چاہیے مجھے جو بھی سزا ملے پرواہ ہے فرق سے انجام کی تو ہی ازما تو ہی سچ ہے کہہ رہی دیوانیت ہے یہ دل پہ بک چکا ہوں تو الہ ہے تو میرا ہے تیرے اگے زندگی کی خاک جتنی اہمیت ہے فیصلہ میں گر چکا ہوں تو میرا میرے بھی ہوں بس تیرا میری ماں کا کور سکے تھوڑی سی سمجھاؤ کہ دیر نہیں ہوئی ہے اپ کو زم شمار کر ابھی ہمیں ایک دوسرے کے ہو سکتے ہیں تیری ماں اس نے میرے راستے سے ہٹا دیجئے تم نے میرا ہاتھ تھامنے کی جرات کیسے کی میں نے اج تک ہر جرات تمہارا ہاتھ تھام نکلی ہی کی ہے میرے دشمن بنتے بنتے تم خود کی دشمن بنتی جاتی ہو میری فکر چھوڑو انسر ابھی جو باہر اٹیک ہوا ہے وہ تم نے نہیں کروایا تم پر مرنے والے ضرور بڑھ رہے ہیں لیکن تمہیں مارنے والے بالکل کم نہیں ہوئے اور اٹو گراس لینے تو نہیں ائے اپ یہاں پر تو ڈائریکٹ بات کیجئے اپ سے سپورٹ لینا چاہتے ہیں بدلے میں ہم وکرم کو اپ کے راستے سے ہٹا دیں میں نے بنا رہ نہیں سکتی غلطی سے کون لگ گیا تمہارے کچھ جن تک میرے سامنے کھڑے ہیں یہ چاہتے ہیں کہ میں ان کی پارٹی کو سپورٹ کروں اور اس کے بدلے میں تمہیں میری لائف سے ہٹانے میں مدد کریں گے اور یہ سب تو مجھے کیوں بتا رہی ہو مجھ پہ ا کر ا گیا کیا یہ سب میں اس لیے بتا رہی ہوں تاکہ تو بھی سن لے اور یہ بھی سمجھ لے کہ میں تجھ سے اتنی نفرت کرتی ہوں کہ میں اپنی نفرت بھی کسی اور کے ساتھ میری بات اچھا نہیں کیا تھا نے ہمارے ساتھ اکرم کی نفرت میں حسن ہماری بھی نفرت پال لی کر اٹھا لیں کیا رہ جا تو تبلی پڑی ہے تو یہاں کیوں ایا ہے کیا کروں تو جو اج کل یہاں لے جانے لگا ہے لیکن اب مینڈکلے بیٹھ جاؤ بیٹھ جاؤ ورنہ یہ کرسی بھی تیرے نیچے سے سرک جائے گی میں تم دونوں سے ایک بات کہنے ایا ہوں ہوں کہ اج کے بعد ادا جس گلی سے گزری اگر اس گلی سے تمہاری سوچ بھی گزرے گا تم منترالے ہو یا سوچا لے تو جب ایک کھڑے ہونے کے لائق نہیں چھوڑوں گا کا راج ہے کیا نہیں میرا راج ہے یقین تھا کہ میرا خون لینے سے تو تم انکار نہیں کرو گی پھر سوچا کیوں نہ اس نیک کام میں میں تمہاری مدد کروں چاہے یہ زمانہ بدلے بھی جائے ا جائے یہاں دور کوئی دل میں ہمیشہ تم ہی رہو گے نہ ائے گا اور کوئی ہم بس تیرے ہیں جب تک جیئیں گے تیرے ہی رہیں گے ہو ہم یہ کہہ رہے ہیں ہم تو تیرے ہیں تیرے ہی رہےں گے میرا بلڈ پرو بارش نیگٹو ہے کافی دیر ہو سکے تو سنبھال کے رکھنا اگر تمہارا کوئی دیوانہ عاشق مجھے مارنے میں خود مسخ میں بھی ہو جائے تم مجھے بچانے میں شاید تھوڑی دیر کے لیے تمہاری مدد کرے گا تیرا یہ خون تیرے بھی کام نہیں ائے گا دوبارہ کھول لیجئے لیکن سر اتنی جلدی اتنا سارا خون لینا صحت کے لیے ہلک ہو سکتا ہے اپ فکر مت کیجیے میرے خون کا ہر قطرہ اب میرا نہیں ان کا دل میں ہمیشہ اور میں یہ چاہتا ہوں کہ میرا خون مجھ سے زیادہ ان کے کام ا جائے گا اور کوئی ہم بس تیرے ہیں جب تک جیے گے تیرے ہی رہیں گے رام نیلا کے اس فنکشن پہ اج کیوں جا رہے ہو ویسے بھی کل دس رہا ہے راونڈین کے لیے جانا ہی ہے جب اتنا خطرہ ہے تو دونوں دن باہر نکلنا ضروری ہے کیا پرمانہ شمع کی روشنی میں اتنا دیوانہ ہوتا ہے یہ جانتے ہوئے بھی کہ وہ روشنیوں سے جلا کر راکھ کر رہی ہے وہ پھر بھی اس کی اور اڑتا چلا جاتا ہے شمع کی خوبصورتی اس کے ہوش ایسے اڑاتی ہے کہ اس کی دیوانیت برو خود کو تباہ کر لیتا ہے ختم کر لیتا ہے فنا کر لیتا ہے زندگی بھر کا میرے سکون تو بنے اب میری شامیں میرے سویرے ہوں گے نہ تیرے مہاراج کی جائے ہو کیا ان کے فیڈر میں میرے پتی پہ اپ بول کھلا ہے دوست راون تو دھوکے سے مجھے یہاں ہر کے تو لے ایا پر اب تو عثمان رہے میرے ہدے میں تو کدا بھی اپنے پریم کا پھول نہیں کھلا سکتا میں جانتا ہوں میرا تمہیں پانے کا طریقہ غلط ہے میرا پریم تمہارے لیے بہتر ہے 52 ہے اور اسی پریم کے منہ میں تمہارے سامنے نگاہ کا پرستار رکھتا ہوں اپنی حق میں رہنا سوچو سوچو یزید تو مجھ سے غور کر لو گے تم مہرانی کہلاؤ گے میرے سے حسن کے پاس تمہارے لیے بہت ہی خاص جگہ ہے رانی منع کر رکھوں گا یہاں پر تم جو چاہو نا اس گھر میں وہ کر سکتی ہوں ادا اچھا میں تمہیں کبھی بھی کوئی تکلیف نہیں ہونے دوں گا اس میں فنکار کا سمراٹ کے رون کہ تمہارا داس ہوگا میں اپنی سختیوں کا درپ یو کر کے ایک اپنا نالی کو ستایا ہے اپنی شادی کی تعلیم فکس کر دیں گے تمہیں سنائی نہیں دیا میں نے کیا کھا نہیں مجھے کسی اور کے بات سنائی نہیں دے دیا تھا وہ جو بچپن سے یہ سکھایا گیا ہے تمہیں جو بھی فیصلہ کرتا ہوں وہی اخری ہوتا ہے مرد رہے میرے پرابو سری رام ائیں گے اور تیرے اس اتیاچار کو سماعت کر کے مجھے یہاں سے سرکشت لے کر جائیں گی ایسا اس راہ میں کیا ہے سیدھا جو مجھ میں نہیں دیتا اسے برین کے لیے تو میں نے تمہارا حن کیا کہ میرا برین ہی تو ہے جس میں چٹائیو کا ہود ہوا اور اسی پریم کی اگلی میں جل کر میری اس تمستی سونے کی لنکا رات ہو گئی اور اسی پریم کے کارن میں نے اپنے سگے بند ہوں اور بھائیوں کو کھو دیا اور اب اسی پریم کے اہلکار کی زوروں میں ایک یت ہوگا اور یہود اس دکان کے ہاتھ بنے گا سیدہ اور اس میں مجھے ہی پا کر میں تمہیں لینے سے اؤں گا یزید تب بھی تم نے میرے دیوار کی پرستوں کو ٹھکرایا اور میری تلوار تمہاری گردن پر ہوگی تم دل نہیں ہو پہلی اللہ بولو میں تو کچھ نہیں کر سکتا ہوں جی بابا کتے اور شیر میں فرق ہوتا ہے کتا دم ملاتا ہے شیر نوچتا ہے تبوچتا ہے اور جو چاہے کر لے اس لڑکی کے ساتھ لیکن اج کے بعد اس لڑکی کا نام تمہاری زبان پر نہیں انا چاہیے اخر ا گیا نا اپنی اصلیت پر تو یہ پیار محبت دیوانیت سب ب**** کی باتیں تھی اصل زندگی میں تیرے اندر صرف اور صرف تجھے جو کرنا ہے کر میرے ساتھ تم میرے دل میں تیرے لیے محبت کا بھی نہیں ہوگی کبھی نہیں ہوگی میں تیرے ہی رہیں گے یہی کہ اگر اج مجھے کسی نے نہیں مارا تو پھر کبھی نہیں مارے گا اور اگر اج ادا نہیں مانی تو کبھی نہیں مانے گی اپ اس سے زیادہ اور کر بھی کیا سکتے تھے ہر چیز تو کر کے دیکھ لیا اپ نے ان کا دل جیتنا ہے واپس میری قسمت میں کسی کو پیار نہیں ہے میں سب کو تباہ کرتا ہوں بہت احسان ہے مجھ پہ بابا کے اس لاوارث کو سڑک سے اٹھا کر انہوں نے بنا دی ان کا ہر حکم ماننا میرا فرض ہے لیکن اب میں چپ نہیں رہ سکتا بابا نے اج تک اپ سے جھوٹ کہا تھا تاکہ وہ اپنی زندگی کو کنٹرول کر سک ے تاکہ اپ اسی راستے پر چلیں جس راستے پر وہ ہم کو چلانا چاہتے تھے سچ تو یہ بہو اپ کیوں اپنی بات کو بھی اپ نے اپنی بات میں جانتا ہوں مجھے اب کیا کرنا ہے اج میں تم سے وہ کہنا چاہتا ہوں جو میں نے تم سے کیا اس پوری دنیا میں کسی سے نہیں کہا ایم سوری کہ میں تم سے اتنا پیار کرتا تھا کہ میں بھول گیا کہ تم تو مجھ سے پیار ہی نہیں کرتی ہم سوری کہ میری وجہ سے تمہاری فیملی کو تکلیف ہوئی ائی ایم سوری کہ میں تمہاری زندگی کا راون بن جاتا جس سے لڑنے کے لیے تمہیں اپنی مریادت کی لکسپنڈے کا خود ٹوٹی پڑتا تھا کیا کروں ادا بچپن سے ماں کی ممتا نہیں باپ کی سدا ملی جو بھی چاہتا تھا وہ میں نے چھین لیا اپنی ضد کو ہی اپنا حق سمجھنے لگا تھا میں بابا نے مجھ سے چھوٹ کہا انہوں نے جھوٹ کہا کہ میں نے اپنی ماں کو مانا اور سچ تو یہ ادا کی میں نے اپنی ماں کو نہیں مارا ہے میں نے اپنی ماں کو نہیں مارا انہوں نے مجھے زندگی دی انہوں نے مجھے چنا اور میں اپنے ماں کے اس قربانی میں ضائع نہیں جانتا ہوں اج کے بعد میں سستا اور پاور دونوں کو دکھ رہا تھا اج کے بعد کوئی بھی جیت منسٹر ملی اپنی کو سکھائی نہیں کر یار کوئی بھی پولیس والا میل کو سلام نہیں تو کیا اور کوئی بھی الا میرے خلاف شکایت نہیں کرے گی پتہ میں اج کے بعد کوئی الیکشن جیتنے کی کوشش نہیں کروں گا اور نہ ہی کسی کا دل سے دل ملنے سے زیادہ ضروری ہوتا ہے نصیب کا اور کیا تو عاشق مجھے گولی مار دے ہم ہو سکے تو تم بھی اور مجھے مرنے سے پہلے مجھے معاف کر دینا ہیلو اج اگر میں ادا اگئی تو اسے ختم کر دو اور ایسا لگنا چاہیے کہ اس کے کسی دیوانے دی وکرم پر وار کیا تھا اور غلطی سے گولی ادا کو لگ گئی بابا لے کے جو بتا رہا ہوں وہ کر اسی میں بھلائی ہے تیری میری اور تیری پاؤں کی بھی میرے دل میں حق میرا ہے تو صنم بے شک میرا ہے دل پیلے ہو یا نہ ہو تو میرا ہے تو میرا ہے تو ہی ارماں تو ہی سچ ہے کہہ رہی دیوانیت ہے میرے یہ دل پہ چھپا ہوں تورا ہے تو میرا ہے تیرے اگے زندگی کی اپ جتنی اہمیت ہے فیصلہ میں گر چکا ہوں تو میرا میں بھی ہوں بس تیرا مل کے تجھ سے بہتر خود سے ہو گئے ہیں ہم تیرے قسم جھکے جب سے مہکے تجھ سے ہو گئے ہیں ہم تیری قسم تو جو میرا پے دھڑکے تو میرا ہوا تو میں چاہوں اس دنیا میں بھی جنم میں پھر سے اؤں گا اور تم سے پیسے پوچھوں گا تمہارے طریقے سے اپنے طریقے سے نہیں اگر تم کو اجرت میں بھی نہ کر دیا جاؤں گا کسی بھی جگہ میں ایک عورت کی مرضی ہے اس کی مرضی ہوتی ہے اور اس مرضی سے بڑھ کر کسی بھی ایک دیوار کی دیوانی تم مجھے معاف کر پاؤ گے معاف کیا نہ شکایت کری نہ ہی شرط رکھی ایک طرفہ تو نے محمد کرے باتیں سوچ کے ائے رونا مجھے پیار میرا تجھے کیوں نہ دینا سکی ہاتھ سے گر گئے ہے لگی دل میں ہے تو میرے قسمت میں نہیں مرتے ہی تو زندہ مجھے رہ جائے گا تو ہاں بہت ہی قسم ہے تجھ سے ہی تو سانس چلے تو میرا ہو دل پہ ہے احسان میرے تو میرا خدا تو نے یوں پیار کرے تو تیرا
Feeha Eh Yaani Arabic
هو حضرتك بتسال ليه؟ شوفي مين اللي على الباب؟ ازيك يا ليلى انا كويس ازيك انت الحمد لله؟ لما تاخرتي وقلت ان انت مش جايه. بس شكلك ما تغيرش. انا شكلي اتغير شويه صح؟ بس شكلك ما تغيرش انا شكلي اتغير مصر الجديده اتغيرت قوي يا عم زمان النهارده. وما فيش ولا محل من اللي موجودين دلوقتي عارف اسمه. مصر الجديده اتغيرت قوي يا عم زمان النهارده وما فيش ولا محل من اللي موجودين بترن الجرس عادي وتقول لي حمد لله على السلامه. خايف من ايه؟ من ماما؟ من ساعه لما مامت ندى اتوفت واحنا ما لناش غير بعض. وحتى لما ندى اتجوزت اثرت بقى ان انا اعيش معاهم على طول فقاعدين كلنا دلوقتي بقى في الشيخ زايد. ربنا يخليكم لبعض ربنا يخليك. معلش في السؤال مش شايف ايدك دبله. من ساعه لما مامت ندى اتوفت واحنا ما لناش غير بعض وحتى لما ندى اتجوزت اثرت بقى ان انا اعيش معاهم على طول فقاعدين كلنا دلوقتي بقى في الشيخ زايد ربنا يخليكم لبعض ربنا يخليك معلش في السؤال مش شايف ايدك دبله. بس نصيب. انا بقى اديت لنفسي اجازه مفتوحه قلت اشتغل لمزاجي بقى يعني فين وفين كده اعمل لي ديزاين فيلا ديزاين شقه بس الظاهر الاجازه طولت مني شويه. لا مش واحد. اصل انا مش رايحه على البيت هعدي على الشغل الاول. عن اذنك. ليه بس ايه يا بابا؟ ده حتى قالوا لي ان هو يا دوبك كتب كتاب في الضيق معلش. والله العظيم ولا عمري تقوله.
اكيد يا حبيبتي انا قلت بس اخلص السلطه الاول. باي يا روحي باي. اذا فعلا. فظيعه ندى. مساء الخير. مساء النور. هو النور بيقطع كثير هنا. تخسيس. مساء الخير مساء النور هو النور بيقطع يلا يا ليلى. واتمنى لو انساك وانسى ارجع تاني في الواد الدنيا. قريب منه فيما تحترم نفسك يا ولد. عاش عاش. صباح الخير. صباح النور. صباح النور بس. اي بنتي ايه التوتر ده انا عندي حته في الفرع بتاع المكسيك مبروك. اكبر وانت طبعا اللي هتدفعي الفرق. اكبر وانت طبعا اللي هتدفعي الفرق انا عارفه.
الكفته ده. انا كنت قلت حاجه من شويه كده مش عارف سمعتوني ولا لا؟ علاء. في صلاح عيد. مش ابوك هيسيب البيت ويروح مصر الجديده. شايف حجمك قد ايه؟ شايف انت ضخم ازاي لكن في نظري انت قد كده؟ طب ايه رايك بقى ان انا اصلا مش عايز اروح؟ هو لولا بس موضوع العربيه ده قلت بدل ما افضل رايح جاي عليها اقعد لي هناك كم يوم لحد ما تخلص. وبعدين انا عرفت. والعلم كانوا فكرت في كل اللي انت قلتيه ده وعامل حسابي على كل حاجه هكلم حافظ ينظف البيت وهفضل ماشي بالشاحن عشان لما يفصل الموبايل اشحنه وحتى لو باظ عامل حسابي برضو في محل موبايلات جنب البيت هشتري واحد جديد. هتكلمي كل يوم فيديو كل يوم وغلاوتك. هتكلمي كل يوم فيديو انت حاطط الشنطه بالعجله على السرير. علشان. ثلاجه. حاضر يا حبيبي. يلا اشوفك على خير. ايوه يا روحي.
صعبه وكده؟ ابوك اصلا عارف حاجه زي دي مش هيرضى يجي معانا. اللي واحد صاحبي زمان. كان بيحب واحده. انه هيتجوز وخلاص. جاء له عرض يسافر يشتغل بره هي ما كانتش عايزه تسافر. سابوا بعض. انت طلعت مش سهل يا صلاح وانا واخده بالي. اول حب في حياتي. كنا بنحب بعض من ايام المدرسه. ما كناش نسيب بعض ابدا. ابتدائي واعدادي وثانوي. حتى لما كبرنا. انت طلعت مش سهل يا صلاح وانا واخده بالي اول حب في حياتي كنا بنحب بعض من ايام المدرسه ما كناش نسيب بعض ابدا ابتدائي واعدادي وثانوي دخلنا نفس الكليه سوا. تبادلائي لما تعرف انك هتسافر ثاني دلوقتي. دي الحاجات اللي كان نفسنا نعملها انا وليلى واحنا صغيرين بس ما كانش ينفع. كان كل ما يجي في بالنا حاجه نكتبها في ورقه ونشيلها ونقول هنعملها لما نكبر ما عملناش واعملوها بقى دلوقتي. هي اللي هناك. كنا بنسال بس عن المسؤول عن المكان علشان عايزين نقول له حاجه يعني. شكلها جايه. تشكيل رائعه. ده المكان اللي انا بشتغل فيه صدفه عجيبه جدا طب ايه عجبكم المكان؟ امينه يا حبيبتي بقى هي بتحب الرسم وما شافتش سن سبع سنين.
يا سلام. ايوه حبسته هو دلوقتي بقى محبوس في الحمام مش هيخرج بقى اهم حاجه بقى ما حدش يخش الحمام من النهارده لبكره. ايوه. شكرا. العفو. تصبح على خير. اتفضل. بس كده تمام بعد السلك ده ما فيش حاجه غريبه هتخش ابدا. فيني ميرسي جدا دائما عامر ان شاء الله مره ثانيه هبقى اجي لكم نتغدى كلنا مع بعض. ان شاء الله ان شاء الله. مش انا المفروض اتصرف في حل لحضرتك. بابا موضوع السفر ده طلع اصعب مما كنت متخيله. اعرف اربيها كويس ولا لا انا هبقى اب كويس ولا لا؟ اسئله كثير جدا كانت بتيجي في دماغي. ولما حضرتك شرفتي بقى الخوف ده كله راح في ثانيه وعملت كل حاجه علشان اخليك احسن واحده في الدنيا.
لو سمحت. مش راح في زمان نفس الاحساس نفس اللحسه حبنا لسه عايش فينا. ايامنا دي كانت وحشاني ضحكت لي الدنيا معداني وانت قصاد عيني مطمني. مش راح في زمان نفس الاحساس نفس اللحسه حبنا لسه عايش فينا ايامنا دي كانت وحشاني ضحكت لي الدنيا معداني وانت قصاد عيني مطمني. وحشاني وحشاني.
Roofman
in the morning yes perfect I say what do you guys okay once you get your codes back on between grab your coat grab your coat I don't have one sir you don't have a code how do you not have a code but just forgot Well they're just gonna have to be a little cold today All right let's go after you ladies first listen to me you guys are gonna die in here soon as I'm out of here I'm gonna call the cops and they're gonna let you guys up probably get the day off Now don't don't do not look at me like that Dwayne stop it Is this your fault it's called are you serious dang it I don't know what kind of jerk doesn't bring his own coat to work okay happy now my ears are cold this is the part of the story where I hope you're wondering how a nice guy like me ends up becoming a criminal I can't blame my parents I had a good childhood I was just never good at school or behaving but I was good at certain things that were really valuable to the military but after my discharge I didn't know where I fit or what to do or how to give my kids the things that other kids had so I made some bad choices that took aways some other choices and those bad choices all started two years ago have my daughter's sixth birthday party yeah make a bigger wish Good morning it's really good bike bike I don't have a bike he's exactly gonna fit into this box but rip it open make almost anything that we want with this thing and anything that uses we can make it okay man yeah what is it Can you make a fight with that yeah yeah okay the lead and do the move from the 82nd can't even afford a bike well tell me how you're doing so well let me see just this week I got two Japanese students passports that's five game pop five grand for fake passports no real passport can I help you with that hey oh mother f****** no you can't you can't help me with s*** you crazy UAO Middle got there they only join plus we already know that doing things the right way is not just about okay and tell me what my superpower is then enlighten me blue what's the flow rate on that hose 12 gallons per minute how many houses is on the street 28 now to those how many got chimneys garages how many of them use a heat pump instead of a traditional AC you may sell HVAC systems or something oh no they were trying to make a point they make the point please observation details you see s*** people don't see you got like a little x-ray vision going on what you think they drops you off in central America because you a good shot because what you think no they dropped you because of what you see should have had a brain like yours I've been running all god damn world you know you just smartest dumb n**** ever known that's s*** great you can stop filling up that pool now anybody can get in there that s*** cold as hell Samama it's probably gonna have a party was and yeah I think we did our best what do you think maybe we don't mention the pool it's a try and account right me and that's my fault and I own that okay I do but I think I have to figure it out now just got to use my superpower and things brain on what I mean super power yes I can't do this done no come on please don't do this bye I've been in head I'm gonna look that l and I know that under that flimsy roof is a machine that turns ground beef and potatoes into money with the same dining room same deep fryers blinking red timer lights the same shake machine with the same two flavors and the same safe bowl of weekend corporate burger money that no one was going to miss they empty that safe at the exact same time on Monday morning at every single McDonald's Did you know what you want yeah yeah yeah I figured they're over 10,000 almost identical McDonald's across the United States question was how many do you need to rob to get a real house buy your kids nice things and when your family back turns out the answer is 45 the roof man has struck again having a hole through the roof he came in freezer and you gave me his code to give you his code yes yeah getting more way to be oh he's actually really nice police you all right they got big wish there we go we're going to do this one first instance big things and little boxes what is this a garage door opener why did you give me a garage door opener I don't know I just couldn't think of anywhere else to put a saber to a tiger and I'll complain the kitchen could I It's a good feeling you're doing well looking for Jeffrey Manchester it's about the registration yeah I'm gonna write in here one second here Mr Manchester fees rise the state has approved beyond the defined burden that you committed to crime of robbery with a dangerous weapon I'd like to take in consideration your services capturing the armed forces and the impact of together what maybe you're not but I know you're a mess I was like you're only being tried for one robbery we know you've done me anymore and so the prosecution is requested that the issue a single account of felony kidnapping for each victim you locked in the freezer let's record state that on the fourth of February 2004 you're here by sentence to 180 months for each of the three victims for a total of 540 months or 45 years in the North Carolina Department of Corrections Mr Sharif is in your custody this because this case playing the cord They said we have to cut the cord tell me you have to hang up area is gonna help you with your homework she doesn't want to talk to you Gary who's Gary always friends Huh Mom's got a new job I can carry That's that's fun now who said that no up the phone it's okay you can hang up is that Gary put him on the phone right now put it Gary your mom on the phone right now that he okay hey and going away means forgetting and we're we're hello Hello but back in why is you still thinking about them you got to let that go no clip out here that idea every prisoner wants the same thing to get out of person and they think that the way out is through a wall or over a fence but the guards got that covered The way how to prison is through the people Prison was just another building full of systems and routines keep the routine and the guards won't get suspicious if you're nice enough if you're useful they forget you're in there for a reason and when they stop watching you you can start watching them Just know that It was actually leaking About checking it out Yes you've seen anything yeah little bit too bad just yet I don't know it'll probably get you back to where you're going come on out there yeah tell your maintenance guy you might need a new gasket appreciate it but shoulder distance all yours is coming thank you but it smells like fixed it good catch all right drive safe
we're wait a minute turtle where do you want candy you got a lot of candy but I'm served we're closing here in 10 minutes if you come got you that attention Toys R Us so we'll be closing in five minutes so if you're not a toy or employee please the front whether you are a kid or a parent making a dream come true it's time to make your choices meet us at register up front you can't decide don't worry we promise you he goes here tomorrow long as you promise us to never grow up genius level there's also an absolute idiot I believe that the suspect could be and he has a history of mild behavior what police are ask if you see someone who looks like Manchester please call authorities and do not Sometimes the best hiding places are in plain sight the place where people are too preoccupied to see you so I kept quiet as a mouse but not late I owned the night The man held for the roof man and told his third day People have short attention spans after a while they get bored I figured I had to be quiet for about a month give or take it Jeffrey Manchester as the band one time when I was in the 82nd I spent 30 days in the woods surviving off a rainwater and grubs your body doesn't need much to keep going it's your brain that you have to take care of if you can make your brain imagine a better place it can get you through anything just pick any place but where you are like a beach on an ocean a place where your kids can visit after everyone else forgets you near week since Jeffrey Manchester escaped from Brown Creek Penitentiary Police subset Consumer Manchester may still be in the area Sergeant I'm which channel 6 news Jeffrey Manchester still missing Do you think he could be in Charlotte He might have kept moving but what I'm gonna give up on the possibility of he still might be hiding out here nothing broke County and when he tries to run we'll be ready Good luck about my weekend I'm confused first you asked me for the job and now you're asking me for time off oh you know I'm a team player but I'm also mom I know okay well interview reminded me I got a divorce six months ago so it's really hard the custody situation is have you know one weekend him when we can meet I don't want to worry with my personal problems good because I don't want to be bored by your personal problems this is a Toys R Us problem and I'm interested but personal problems blonde personal time thank you Leo gotta get back to payroll work work work work work good to see what I did okay unbelievable yeah you're an unbelievable dick invention don't listen you see that wasn't done and it's the dumbest password ever such he found me Saturday Goodbye you have to tell them I love you starts now are expected to crowded the town bring in the bit The biggest celebrations people get bored with last week's news pretty soon they can't even remember why they don't faith even cops looks interest unless you really piss them off everybody forgets you eventually to people who really love you Hi what is a man speak to Steve please please you know we are missing and I just thought it got to be hiding somewhere I'm so sorry I'm talking that way bad guy Hey he's just gonna get worse I'm not big on conflict so we'll work on that you know people respect kindness and a leader with that mind I wanted to invite you to my church church church It's up just across the interstate Have you been churchy Okay well I'm in charge of the toy drive there and I'm thinking here I am working in a tow store Well this is and you haven't even donated one pool with my torque man Well we sell toys here We don't get them away Okay what about all those return toys perfectly good ones that we can't sell we run a business yearly okay well you can still come you know all people are welcome even if they're mean or not quite ready yet so you can come bring big bag of toys really welcome but bring the toys and you could be a good guy for that you want to be a good guy bench feed the guy Do you want me to put on the garbage for you It's just toys for the her there is a toy drive throughout this way So obviously leaving here it's okay all the way down there in these heels
where you going I have it's okay maybe next time I also happened to have got some things leave all so sweet and sorry about Lindsay at I thought this might be hard for her yeah understand that it was the these are connected day it's 11 past 11 okay let us finish this please please please like the best builders we're like 20 pieces away from that yeah another time okay at the establishment okay Union delayed and was coming like tap on window oh no tap on the window kind of girl John no that I did not what happens are you sure you want banks sure to exchange Things about banks There's only about one and a thousand people actually look at the banks but good news is I think that you might be one of them oh God no one notices the butterfly and flapping its wings until everyone feels the storm I knew a storm was coming I knew if I stayed in my place too long eventually someone would recognize me knew I had to leave I just didn't want to go alone I think you could ever move somewhere else but the beach or something start over in place No don't I need to come back here you know You take the girls just pack up and go that's now I can't do that I can't do that my life is here John and yes please with my best Police Department long was going off when we came back here so we really believe me when I'm displaying we can watch the whole thing officers just plans which yeah the good news is your surveillance cameras yes bad news is none of the you need to fix that you know besides the naked guy have you noticed anything strange happening around here well we're missing a lot of gaming inventory what's the love substantial amount you're gonna have to get some real security in your image workers at this toys arrests are prepping for the holiday rush but storm manager Rich Hagen says he did not expect to see what he saw this morning a strong very tall naked mayor a naked guy ran at me think he was gonna kill me and I ran away locked myself in my office what I the naked man would scare off holiday shoppers Mr Hagin you ring around the we have a really good security system here now for sure families can feel safe this is a safe place to come for Christmas okay almost ready to go Lord we want to thank you for this wonderful food and we want to thank you for the gift of family amen happy thank you holy yes why don't you tell us all that's story about the naked man oh it's nothing y'all it was cold outside in a homeless man needed to take shower but what if he's also a killer he's stopping over dramatic he's not killing me mostly ready to kill it you don't know what John well he wasn't killing me to kill him right the papers said today that those 10,000 dollars in video gamestones I don't know that's coincidence and I don't know Mom maybe you should quit You can masters agree and I don't think it's worth the risk seems scary over there And that's not the worst idea Wait hold up earlier you should may seem like it wasn't dangerous so it's not dangerous then why does she have to quit so suddenly I don't know I'm sorry did I say she had to quit I don't think it did actually I think I was just agreeing with Lindsay down here I was just saying here that Lindsay actually has a great idea if she wants to quit then she would have more time with her girls let's not get too serious because it's kind of funny just going to work just a normal day and then you see the naked enjoy your out there actually bless you yeah I'm just thinking really funny that Christ I don't think it's funny Ron I think it's sad he's someone so desperate they had to bathe in a toy store sink while we eat and laugh about it I mean maybe we aren't good Samaritans mmm maybe you are it makes me the best decisions excuse me choosing to work there well D and I are home alone waiting for someone to pick us up to take us places like we whoa if we're being honest and you're old enough to drive yourself I don't have a license who I would teach you I can't sit in a car with you Panella dad don't hear you bring around this weirdo we're supposed to just accept it I hope the sex is worth it when
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seven numbers no area code so this call is local your hearing in Colorado right the numbers were carved in ice yes yes who is this who are you Hello Hello can you hear me Hello Hey what the hell was that okay just speaking up new kids now you started what was it this time and usual here give you the best waste of the cereal killer you know looks so tough didn't really say that yeah you actually did Did you have to go so hard on them this situation like that more blood the better for the crowd who's just stronger point we've made that point more than once so maybe and I'm just spitballing here maybe the point you're actually making is less don't f*** with me more I'm got to be Hey Glenn Finn great fight man Thanks for tonight I'm going to go down to the Civic Center to wait in line for Duran Duran tickets to ran to Rand tickets We just said that Simon Lavon is so choice Are you going Glen I wish the tickets cost a minute My treat I was gonna buy two anyway you know be cool to have someone to go with who's who's also a fan for real for real heavy radical considered done all right I gotta get the shop bus yeah you know today no it's not yeah it is okay so what for today know I'm so like they don't get why he's really nice besides that don't you think Robin will want you looking out first good brother but that doesn't mean let him point my little sister don't be gross just mopper Welcome back to Night Flight Here's German band facts with their new hit Some ways of your mind That's after bed right don't skip to it yeah sure it's okay that you feel this way she don't know how I feel no but I know how everything it's okay mingos spirits I'm of the world beyond yeah okay then yeah I believe know that we were stuffed cool I'm very something else Ernesto is a slap that yeah my Willis has a mini shop that look cool they're like Tarot These are beautiful I mean you can use them like Tarot if you have the site they can show you things and you have that right have what I'm like you have dreams and stuff they make sure you things ready to hear that my parents backing on this side of the police car and anonymous call where where I'm Robin's body was but they say was you that you trimmed it or something I don't like talking about that why not because it's weird I'm weird maybe I like weird I can't help you what did you get this number you shouldn't be here hey what really here you're okay it was sleepwalking and you came here in your sleep I heard you leave and I followed you like a crazy what the hell hey look at me what the hell you're okay thin I was talking to Mom it's just a dream No it was a dream yeah but it was hurt she called me three years camp they you can just helped me from there for a reason come on here your mother went there When
I those and 58 would you have others play um I have some kids at school so it was a good way to make some money Christian you guys you know I don't much like any religion stuff you know it's just a job that one worked there I'm not crazy I never said you were crazy only hear you took that thing any faster than 55 yes sir I would like my daughter back on skate you understand yes sir do you say anything else yes sir I mean the way it looks yeah wait Wait what okay cool look at your sister to me a favor while I'm gone yeah don't get drunk okay come on when you want to believe I'm done with all that in two weeks I get my three chip I have it when you get back change a few weeks okay great finally get some peace and quieter on this place here just a break in the wall it was so just bringing the wall stop the car what are you doing I'm gonna run in front of the car so I can see the road just follow me here about 20 yards per anywhere it must be the yeah how'd you know well they close like sex or you're the only one who didn't get the calling time about all the kids aren't there for both the right world and castles on the road until the storm passes here just you three support staff has already been here otherwise I'm starting to say it but for now you're stuck here take take any bunk you want caterers are all so just give it a few minutes would be tossed in no time right have a good night kids with drinks I got to sleep in your alone for itself stay louder choir separate housing for male and female miners I'd stay in here with you but I'm not a registered counselor so no can do but my cabin is just over there so you need anything night I'm sorry but I can't help you it's anyone there oh great we're dreaming you're okay right crazy okay okay you're okay okay no was that for real what here talk to Jesus just like that yeah you think it's weird no no no matter at all I think it's hot you think it's hot that I talked to Jesus yeah I mean might even be harder if you call the missus you know my mom is Catholic as well she loved me dating somebody who prays or dating I think I was I was just saying that any good Christian girl sure why not my mom was Christian too that didn't want us brought up in the church but I asked a lot of questions and when he was around she answered did she know about your dreaming I got it from her it over crazy group scare the same thing will happen to me it won't here too strong for that grade closer yeah make better every day I can still see your face so clearly she was beautiful I think your beautiful I'm still right here so it's not like I had any choice I thought he was asleep Was you Duran Duran is a day Yes I know about our dreams and about the cause I you get coin we can trust him okay what it wasn't yours to tell okay I've been told anyone because you don't have any friends I have friends me one when you brought home to hang out when you've even mentioned a conversation at all good it wasn't yours to tell I have to tell somebody fin you never want to hear about my dreams that's not true see this this happened last night in my dream one of the kids grabbed me and in your dream but this is bad morning God bars another glorious God given day here at God why not breakfast in MassHealth come get some grub don't disobey this is that what is oh news reports say this is the worst blizzard since 46 damaged shutdown best case scenarios today's maybe three could be longer even my niece mustang which works stables and in the kitchen with me you must say the car like the horse how many other people are here just getting it and Barbara around the offices rest of the support staff got up before they close the roads so having everyone's need I'm fine I noticed you slept with the boys I can lose my capital license for that don't do it again now 64,000 question why are you guys here to be MCITs no I get that I mean none of you ever attended here as campers and none of you listed churches on your application so that means you didn't get one of our flyers so why are you here hmm I'm sorry do you remember her a lot of kids come through here you know her company support staff and consular again company is easier for the campus to remember food school just your Starlight Skates you do remember her very well she was a true life that one I'm sorry you lost her yeah ask how much it perhaps to kill yourself I'm so sorry look I I'm just glad you guys found this after you eat should call you families and let them know you're okay for some fun in the camp officers what about the outside payphone about things dead and discovered was awarding over a decade pretty sure it was out Hmm like him him Oh my God what he say what do you want what it's raining again go call that I'm into around that you got something to say what do you mean here something that happened to you help us Tell me tell me how you know I don't want you brochure film nothing more in depth there is no published history of Camp Alpine Lake we are a youth camp not a historical society Barbara these are guests no Kenneth this is the young lady who decided to sneak into the boys cabin last night some what exactly can we help you with sweetie look we just want to know about some kids that may have been killed here in the past you don't need to hear anything about that we don't you don't Philippians 4:8 tells us to think on things that are lovely Philippians 4:8 also says to think on things that are true just and honest right bar Barbara we don't know the specifics This is not some haunted tour or ghost camp This is a Christian organization We don't discuss those kinds of things here But some f***** up s*** did happen here right Have you always had such a filthy vulgar mouth Have you always been such a sanctimonious twat Hey I I think you two should leave now let's go I'll pray for you out help advert who is this time link use camp in the mountains dark have these dreams has a numbers no area codes for this call is local you're hearing Colorado right numbers numbers were carved in ice is of the lake yes yeah Who are you Hello Hello Can you hear me I'm not supposed to be here you have one job look after my sister promise Your dad you will people know that dead is just a that would be the end of it really well should you be you killed me you were tell me what you want works with you but you want to scare me you know as well as I do that fear is just the warm but three o'clock in the morning What is an inner door I don't know what she is who have you got it yet about to tell you what is this I want to hurt you in ways that you can't even imagine you will pay for what you did to me my grandma the person with me right quick break up put a new one quicker you always you awake you got the devil and you try I've been on this earth a lot of years I've seen a lot of things I can explain might never heard of anyone who got dreams like the ones you describe what do you think they come from she's possessed my godmother wasn't it obvious I'm not possessed you judgmental c*** wagon you think this is funny Mustang you get in your horns cliff yeah I do but ain't my drone so why don't you stop back to like this is the first creepy s*** you've seen up here stop it every single one of us has seen or heard things around here you especially are Barbara shut up both of you when your dreams are you saying they tell you the future sometimes other times it's the dead showing me things from the past what kind of things like the smallest missing boy feelings He was running for his life wearing a yellowdown parka and the tallest kid he wore white Barca spike and scratch letters in the ice above him WBH think his head was cutting half on the tree stump in the woods Lord the third boy words and jacket he was all burnt up he's been cooked inside of it much more that go ahead ignore everyone else in the world it's just you and me right now the boy who was burned up are you here about that just told you he came to me my dream she wants me to find them they all do they can't rest until they're found but oh you okay their mom's oh well no burnt pieces of coconut leaves that injecting more found my police only if they have that detail the police the former component and the what about what we saw in the kitchen I was no dream Have you heard of the grabber so who hasn't killed a bunch of kids and then got killed one while escaped yeah his name was Finny something Blake cream like holy s*** Wait when did all this start weeks ago when my mom called me from this camping injury she wanted me to come here what states had to do with the grabber wasn't the devil attacking me the kitchen it was him I could see him he's here this is from the last year okay before we close down I was just can't go by then there was me and there's your mom after Harlem the owner closes this place I kept coming up here anyway I can area looking for those kids and then with Harlem past I bought this place in the Statesville for a song and reopened it I promise their parents I wouldn't stop looking until I found them so every day weather permitting I'm still out walking the trails digging up every month of dirt not a single morning goes by that I don't pray for help to find those boys I didn't know it was you hit send but now that you're here not going to puzzle the chest to put those kids to press once and for all for them for the families and for me no f****** way what is it with this family it's him Mr Grabber Are you sure I know him and I know his face that's beyond wild bill he worked maintenance we call the wire bill because he wore this brow leather tool belt loss around his waist like a gunslinger and he got a long way here like why Bill Hickok while Bill Hickok WBH this is where he started these boys were his first kills wild bill became grammar wondo when did weird things start happening around here not until a few years ago 1978 fronts about right let's see here I kill them can his spirit was that free to come back here okay why would he do that maybe his spirit draws power from the fear of his victims because their spirits are not at rest how do we find these boys their bodies are underwater in a frozen lake I think Within the police search the local lake No why would they The likes were frozen over when the boys were missing Lake Barrow is where we take campers ice fishing so we store our equipment there this is why build Houston for the kids hockey games he was a good skater that's the only leg where he without the tools to make a hole in the eyes and done the bodies okay so if we find Felix talents bike allow them to rest as you say that would be rid of the grabbers power I think so yeah okay then had done we had to let Martin look for those boys
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voices I didn't believe him but he was getting old you know but then I came in one day and I found him was so quiet here after he was gone then something changed I could feel it this really strong feeling like by conveying watched inside call yes it was a beautiful Saturday everyone you know much I love you tips I love it and helped on so really sorry that was very we have here It's didn't get anything from my confirmation Don't we got you that nice brunch Oh yeah that open okay prevent and die some mirror Oh gotta crap Oh sweetie grandfather can fix the glass We found that the swap meet over environmentally and love it Thanks Grandpa Thanks Grandpa sweetheart so don't worry the man couldn't get it back in his truck so he gave us a little deal I think it was just waiting for us we know the best from this crowded you can put it in your room you don't have to share with anything tell are you serious love one of the like you when you will be here oh yeah definitely I can see and respond to that in the there we go problems so good I'll confirmation Thank you I definitely didn't get a cake Simon push on some cases There we hey what she blew out my candles soon no no it is you did and now I didn't really have time you
Mull demon It played on their sympathies It played on their compassion It then asked for permission to enter the doll as it's vessel a conduit into our world We've encountered hundreds of items like Annabelle cursed objects totems and over the years we found that the best solution was to collect them it's like taking guns off the streets sorry you know what when you hit the lights all okay any questions yes so you guys were kind of like the Ghostbusters but no well we didn't bust ghosts but we did see the movie wait so you never got slimed please and he's serious questions yes why did you stop we haven't stopped we're traveling through the lectures we made them write a book you're not taking cases anymore well we've decided to to focus on other parts of our life good out of here Who are you gonna call Well like for entire life's work just like some sort of Saturday night lives skit it's not funny Dad it wasn't that bad and I think you're not seeing the forest for the trees or the ghosts for their graveyard okay people even listening on the oriented they're not even engaged anymore it's like to just don't waiting for a punchline they just having fun yes when they ask why you guys quit why didn't you just say because your heart because that's what an old man would say besides it's more a hiatus than retirement it's it's just until the dog clears me again right well in the meantime we have your birthday coming up and I was thinking of bringing Tony to the party who's told we've been dating for six months Well that's from not funny of course sweetheart we love him we did yes I'll have something we needs with plans please yeah great choice was next yeah I can do it boy you got a lot of good stuff here chicken Trust dressing on the side all right now okay yes yes I'm so I'm fine I thought I thought I saw something it's Did you wake up your mind but what the lasagna she loves the lasagna right sweeter great choice thank you it's coming right up to it yeah Neither there any problems finishing no Pearls Stop it you come out of there right now Hey Dad what are you watching then It's not going ice cream of robot all these huge I know about it now all right for what we're about to receive may the Lord make us truly all right let's see The one in the middle is just like you Heather I was so funny but that's a lie you're much uglier baby he's thanks you know you should have seen the cars on the back got in the hospital Janet we're so sorry your daughter came out like that guy sloth from bees you're an a****** if I was so heavy and gosh absolutely pretty That's the bacon don't slap me with shoes You don't have that many feet so many menus that bad higher than I'd like you ever think about adding fish to your diet yeah I'm not really a fish guy duck what about egg whites egg what and I've known you a long time cut the crap excuse me you can't have another heart attack
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I didn't lose get some my hands on broken my feet are fine my head's a little banged up egoers one tough m*********** mother f*** I'll give him that guys I'm Gonna Run outside yeah hey call me can I just talk to you if he's going to be okay I've never seen like this before so he should be fun okay it seemed okay right yeah I just wasn't serious I think about the fight like the past two weeks of been out drinking stuff and partying and you never brought that up to you to me yeah he doesn't need to be drinking two weeks I'm not a straight a fighter and I and he seemed fine about it he seemed fine and I don't know if he ever thought this was possible that he would lose didn't think it was possible all right I did it for him okay contest I'm not sad it's just I don't do that for no contest I want the decision you know I mean it's just I'm out there I'm sacrificing everything literally you know you see everything yeah it's the high from that thing that I do that thing that I just did out there is a high that there's no other highlight in the world you can see it in you when you're doing it you know it's 40,000 pm cheering you that's okay it's I'm talking about the highest and two men out there competing against each other and it's only us and it's so wrong competition you thought you had the feeling but you don't seem happy about it I'm trying to explain it to you but you just keep talking you just keep talking over me no I'm trying to understand what you're saying I'm trying to completely because I'm trying to tell you sorry that's me yeah let me see stitches a little bit of the knee you know why a lot of my head I'm sorry it's totally okay tell him it's it's natural reaction my head was down there my faces down let's all get a picture yeah yeah let's do it can you everybody here three three do you have any stronger pain medication pain medication yes they've got everything back there like narcotics opiates no no why not you must certification certification yes yes permission permission behavior you get permission for me thank you no no it's today yes what do you have for me that's strong I have been thank you thank you John would you you don't want to see
you lost a fight Big you lost a fight Big Deal just get over first flight all right Jesus Cram oh man you should see the soap in this place I know man it's just doing a number of what the f*** happened man it's just a sacred something yeah I am I got sick I got sick and it was it was pretty unbelievable us it was pretty bad that's the right word it was bad yeah so what happened can give me the whole story I was I was on my floor and I couldn't wake up and then I and then Dawn came in and she was trying to wake me up in and she couldn't she couldn't wake me up either again that's weird it's fine keep going up so then so then done called 911 and then the ambulance came in paramedics came in and then and then they could wake me up either and then they put me in the ambulance and then they were I was kind of like in this weird altered state like I was aware where I was and I could kind of see things little blurry but I could hear everything so my acuity was was pretty good they were asking me questions and I got a few of the questions wrong a little bit like who was the president they said who's the president would you Ronald Reagan even I mean s*** let's say that anyway I would say that even on a good day I was telling them like you guys can't as that's when I realized like it's kind of a fair you know the way they were yeah listen to stop all right please look I didn't come out here because I love fantasy but alright I came out here because I want to see you get better you can't keep doing this year so sorry it's meant okay I'm one of your best friends in the world right and I'm here because I love you All In This Together all right if you I have a little bit strange question for you okay just as a friend I know you're feeling but I think that laws to Igor or whatever you want to call it the no contest I think that was the best thing that could have happened to him and I feel like he's gonna come back a better version of himself you know and I know you want to be here he loves you guys and his distraugh that you can't make it so what make you keeping motivated a lot of people tell me I should retire you know and give it up but I got a family you know and there's a lot worse ways to make living you know I'm looking forward to Sunday is Mark Coleman here without the support of his friend here due to health reasons but he is also on an uphill battle against Tucker is this career to get back in this place and mindset I'm sorry I didn't realize it was such a big deal it's just it's like you keep forcing it personal just in your great qualities you make great dad that's all Why'd you bring it up what's not nice because you keep making me say no you already know how I feel about that look I love kids but I'm always gone and mine is preoccupied with everything else is going on you keep bringing this up about having kids you know what you want me to do I look around I'm already doing everything already this room and I'm already doing everything around here those things just don't have the mental space have a kid and I'm sorry I don't like telling you now I was just trying to be I know okay I know and it's very nice and I appreciate it it's just not the right time okay okay you know what you're no fun I need you to understand do you understand can you hear what I'm dealing with now we will be holding a tournament over two events leading to a championship fight the way without in the number one fighter in all of the world regarding his in and thank you to everyone for allowing me to be I'd like to apologize first and foremost to the and staff you have been extremely understanding to me during my time of dealing with my personal struggles and finally to the Japanese people the Japanese fans I know that you've been questioning whether I am the fighter that you thought that I was and one of my biggest regrets in life is the answer to that question I was machineed about that but I promise you that I'm gonna work even harder to make this up to you thank you weapons away took everything comments been working on striking in his kicking promoters told them they don't want to see anymore grappling and wrestling okay what is she not gotta say you want to see people get knocked down look how we meet forgotto knock them out right I mean and answered actually is going to Addicted the same thing to you he's gonna come for you and he wants to knock you out you just gonna move backwards wait for the right moment shoot it takes us down then you're just little face I guess so don't striking no no strike well you need to know strike heat in order to get him tired of taking to the ground but man you know right five points by knockout five submission and then last year my freaking birthday who want to Abu Dhabi combat club world championship you did he's not gonna take you down he saw your beat for amazing grandless nobody gave me the close to submitting here so trust me this guy is not going to take you to the ground ready I think so you think so are you ready yes he pressed okay here we go two nice very good no switch boom okay now so what I do I hit the body and hit because you need to defend it needs to respect them to the body same load up so we hit here many times sweaty you always sweating so my friend I'll say it clear stake I do what I had to do it through without tonight we have 16 men competing and eight different flights one class I'm really excited about is the class between Mark Kerr and instant in a way wrestling versus juicy that's gonna be a great one it's going to be a super exciting fighter to tell you why because last time marker wasn't the best shape this time though he came back to me you know as I do once you acquired a skill set that makes much I think that endurance is the most important aspect of mixed martial art so he can go to this let's hope so I want one thing everybody's been talking about is the potential collision between the two Americans in this tournament have you spoken to either fighting such a good friend for life-changing amount of money that's a superintense question Stephen I know I have not but I can only imagine the deep in each other's hats right exhausted good though man all right go to five look at that it's a great one to make kick to welcome us all tried 2000 Grand Prix terms This is the first round of the two-round Grand Prix to finder in the world I gotta say it's so great to see marker back out there smiling amongst this highly elite group of fighters these rise for the stars that go better extremely will go into the finals on May 1st 2000 the winner of the tournament walks away with a whopping 200,000 dollars life-changing money about an hour so back at the calling you did you call him that's probably just can't check up on me the basil called you which I thought was kind of weird they're my friends funny that they're both calling you what's not they're my friends it's perfectly normal for them to call me just to check up on me it's called you don I have a big fight in a couple of weeks probably just come to see how I feel about it makes sense so they weren't Colin make sure you wouldn't chase and bring me to Japan with you you listen my answer yeah I did I did because I'm s*** from you so you agree with them that you don't want me to go with you to Japan I'm not gonna say that I just need like a couple of days that's it I just need two days that's it just a Focus you're saying we can't help you to understand this is a big deal for me it's the biggest fight ever I just need a couple of days that's it just a couple of days to focus pauses saying I just rewrite my boundaries with you prices that I'm working my ass off trying to stay sober around here okay yeah maybe I'll call what are you doing I just get out of it's all about you all about you you don't care about me head of yours that that's an inside job to hurts me so enjoys running through an episode you know bedroom light In whispers of soul God refus in the garden now the the starts to go down God no one to the doors they were gonna talk this through I need your look me in the eyes just so you can see what I'm feeling done gonna go The wonder wounded You're f****** not in the rest but we're going to take you to see a doctor okay the doctor is going to test her mental row and will I be able to go see her you get to see her but after a medical doctor actually come in and assess it first Which way is you like to win the next round switched up or my current that it's a very difficult question I don't think I'm answer that one I totally understand let's say what if marker does win would it be hard for you to fight such a good friend of yours yeah of course but look if it happens it happens right I'm gonna give it my all he's gonna do the same and we'll see what happens okay thank you very much sir they look we said oh Coleman enters the finals off the heels of a decisive victory against Setaka in the first round get in his recent losses before that match this could be college last chance that this elusive championship he has a tough target club get up which a prophecy fighter looking to make a name for himself but a victory here tonight we paid him against the winner of curve or some projida later this evening Coleman's trainer has told us that he has been working on his boxing game recently and that we should hold watch out for some cao thank you thank you for everything sorry whatever let it go happens it's one night involved in there you heard about Vegeta right he's out he's not coming back he's injured yeah I know I know it's all yours to win that cool for real buddy it's all yours go get it good the question is will be able to events Curve against his nemesis in The Division I should also know this is the first time a pride event has ever been broadcast in North America and I think they excitement
Corpse Bride
Now the good night do Anyone home they won't oh thank you there you are I brought my husband Victor what that husband pleasure to meet you sir we need to go up upstairs to visit the land of the living land of the living oh my dear please I'll talk to my wife there when people are dying to get down here so I thank you to them it means so much to it no it's just not natural let me see what I can do where did I put that book have to do something There's the one have it Ukrainian hunting spell just the thing for these quick trips Me too Now then where were we Ukrainian holding spell here we have it ready just remember when you want to come back say hop scotch that's it we spent so long in the dark I don't forgotten how I think I should prepare mother and father for the big news I'll do it and you waiting here I won't belong Stay right here you right back okay no picking Victoria Victor I'm so happy to see you Come play the fire Where if you believe you're right I it was cold as death What's happened to you your coat Victoria I can fish this morning I was terrified of marriage but then meeting you I should be with you always and and our wedding could not come soon enough I feel the same I seem to find myself married and you should know it's unexpected I just wanted to be money Who's this At least she I'm his wife Victor to awake you don't understand she's dead look don't you understand You are the other woman you she's got the point look I'm sorry open this just comes it's my eye isn't it no your eyes lovely this on the different circumstances who knows but we just do different I mean your dead You should have thought about that before you asked me to marry you Why can't you understand it was a mistake I would never marry you Roses for a tunnel love release the sweet babies breath those girls and a penny You've got so much war You've got you've got a wonderful personality What there's that whiskey little bread have that you don't have them She can't hold a candle to the How about a pulse infrared by a mind freezer who cares unimportantly if only you could see how special you can be if you only know that you are that It's my touch of earning candle I can feel pain If you cut me with a knife it still the same and I know how hard his beating I knew that I am dead the pain here trying to tell me it's it seems that I used to have to share So my demon feature from that little creature is that she's alive from long Everybody knows that's just a temporary state which is your very quickly when we meet ourselves If only you could see how special you If I can kind of like and feel no pain In the eyes of the sun it's all the same Get I feel my heart is aching though it doesn't need it's breaking and the pain isn't that I feel Try and tell me it seems used to shift it's true mother Victor is married to a dead woman so happy the corpse standing right here with Victor Victor was in your room the scoundrel I'm setting your chair theory yes she can wake up let he'll little also heavens and Who could that be Miss ever got what are you doing here You sent me at home Frost trade with grief because was I have to ask you something this is most irregular But what awaits beyond the grave The it is a bride I fear which is why I must know In the living marrying the days are you speaking about please it's Victor very too of course He has a corpse bride what's been done by believe I know the thing to do come with me looks totally up where your closet is speaking in tunnels but unholy alliances done Thank you Pastor Goldswells Thank you Here you believe me don't you please seal the doors and bar windows seated the s*** doesn't escape again will the modification never sees it will be yes before we can show ourselves in public again what should we do we have continuous plan with or without Vincent whatever For that also side a young woman like Victoria it's positively criminal Why if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm I would lavish her with riches fitting royalty Your lady wife is immense to fortunate woman I was betrothed something years ago but tragedy snatched my young bride away when one is alone wealth counts for not marvelous news Victoria wedding after all make haste my dear I'll relatives will arrive at any moment we must have you looking presentable for Lord barking he will make a fine husband far better prospect this time but I do not love him you cannot make me do this we must please must be another way without your marriage to Lord bark is we shall be forced feminists into the street we are destitute but Victor van dorters gun child is tomorrow I call him to fly
this I'm sorry I'm sorry I lied to you about wanted to see my parents It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well According to class up boys and appears in gentlemen is a parrot makes you I have to kick back it almost be very sick how is everyone well they still wondering where you slipped off to and miss Victoria yes it's how is well she getting married this evening what Mary to who some newcomer Lord somebody or rather but that's impossible yeah you've gone I guess they didn't want to waste the cake yeah how could she well then the top level of them you can't time they got the places you know move on us both the places Victor where you going Victoria We must leave for the church now yesterday I thought waiting would be happy now I feel like I'm caught in the tide pull that to see I see you leads to many places somewhere better With this candle I would like your way in darkness with this ring I ask you to be my you know pronounce you man and wife what are you saying death has already parted you and must be something you can do well there is one way please make me tell her it go on and get to the good part what is it we have to kill him picture would have to give up because if he had forever he would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living and drink from the wine of this would stop his heart forever only then would he be free to give it to you I could never ask you don't have to I do it My boy if you choose this part you may never return to the world about Do you understand I do Get around gather around everybody 17 We've decided to do this thing properly so grab what you can and follow us we're moving this wedding party upstairs don't beep waiting on me like that and it's okay to fix you the best way to do it think all big one silver the message something is the sunset and everything I know that's perfect What channel nothing quality says people sat inside allows you she's way more always It may soup Thanks for my expensive coming food tomorrow excuse me you don't learn but when you still live in your dead mother oh woman with me these people where you keep the space skip in other news right that's it we're going to take whatever money we can guys out of here money what money it's my right my parents don't have any money it's my marriage to you that will save them from the poor house f*** isn't true tell me that's online do things not go according to walkers perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly God's will help back to the boy from Instagram you shall not enter here back furniture church career beloved and departed We are gathered here today to join this man in this course beta giving first with this hand I will lift your sorrows your cup will never empty for I will be your why now you with this hand I will live your sorrows your pop will never empty right I will be going right here your cup will never empty for I will be I will be your wine just having second thoughts what's wrong this is wrong that was a bride my dreams were taken from me one I've still them from someone else I love you Victor people not mine Victoria
have his cry w a young lovers together surely now they can live happily ever after but you forget she's still alive family you but I left you This woman is obviously delusional So it's cutting short but we must be on our way take your hands of do I have to kill you too Wow sorry Oh here stop Hello Touché my dear get out oh I'm leaving but first a toast to Emily always the bridesmaids made never bride tell me my dad can a heart still break once it's stopped Just let me again let me edit not turn away we must abide by their rules we are the living well said
Good Fortune
will be burns you know it and yeah yeah on the waist supposed to be they said about two hours wow long time wait for cinnamon buns this is your first bun they're incredible the message not that big on sweets then why are you here oh I'm on past charging I'm actually getting paid waiting line for someone else bad sucks ass did you go to college yeah I went to college why are you laundry man I'm not 100 man I'm doing tasks already they do not do good in college Hey yeah I'm still waiting on those funds They search for probably another hour We want to be when we go up I want to be an archaeologist Let me tell you that's gonna go you're gonna major in archeology and you're gonna get out there's gonna be no archeology job I've been in the adult a long time You know many archeologists I've met zero okay Arnold me yeah new desk so now you got no job the useless degree and tell it that what happens then well I hope you like it here because guess what you're moving You need some money so you start doing task sergeant Take every part time give you can get The working all the time but you never have enough You got a lot of big hopes I used to be a little Indian kid too but I got news for you little man The American dream is dead evaporation doesn't so sorry guys all out for the day what f*** this place with one star hey it's arch from past argent I'm so sorry they actually sold out of buns yeah you won't get charged with the bonds but please don't cancel the tasks because then I don't get paid and you know I did wait like two hours okay thanks for understanding there my buns oh thank you so much oh I still warm love it these soon see yeah who's that guy how he gets some buns he's one of our investors canceled you said you weren't gonna do that God damn it David age f*** my life we know they can do so much barrier and that's why I'm trying I'm just working in your part-time stays money and then I'm moving on okay just because you're not gonna be somewhere forever doesn't mean you can't make it better I'll never changes so what's your answer give up I don't have an answer okay art floor associate as love to you good oh you guys got a sweet zero yeah so there's my jam okay have a good night hey I got four you want some mine yeah all right come on over here and later from lumber you cool with these fixins I am a little heavy on the green sauce that's always good So I'm sleeping man you a little tired Oh thanks for noticing This is new look I'm going for it Sorry no I haven't been sleeping that well we only did actually I do I've been using sleep stories on my phone pretty much I just listened to this guy talk and he's so boring that I just knocked out I give her try breaks every time so what do you do all day when you're so well rested and make furniture yeah that's why I started working at hardware events I can get a little discount what about you what do you do um I mean editor and documentaries up I love documentaries on now right now I'm just doing freelance stuff hoping to get another property soon you're good another one keep your dreams alive don't stay there girl that had that oh yeah where she now they live with the cinnamon guy I've never been to Ray no I don't take the drugs I think I was just take the drugs and just not go to the raid what about that option love that hey how is the new apartment it's cozy okay I was talking to Ashanti your little cousin Naveen got a really good job with Microsoft he's making a lot of money good for Navin maybe can I'm an editor my work on documentaries what am I going to do at Microsoft maybe you can do a documentary about Naveen is very smart successful well dressed okay well think about it Welcome to sleep town This sleep assistance podcast now slowly feel each part of your body shutting down for the day your feet your lower legs want to hear your deposit you know and go to our channel and subscribe now get exclusive sleep stories meditations and more only $5.99 a month that my life was precious as it was thank you for showing me my path you are a special angel Martha Yes Gabriel Is there any way I can have more meaningful duties like Azrael I want to guide people I want to change their lives I want to save a loss so to save a loss soul that's a fine loss level finding a lost soul is not easy Gabriel and showing them a path is this incredibly difficult but I saw a person today his job is waiting in line he's ready to give up on his life but that's not your task is a Gabriel as a texting and driving going it's a lot people really love doing it what do you have this week I'm supposed to save a woman named Elena who works at a place called hardware heaven she almost backs into a telephone pole like you're not gonna let that happen are you no I'm not one step at a time seriously needed in time last for customers only can't sleep here and as it's about to go get some groceries really okay you covered up your windows and once you sleep I know it's what it looks like but we catch rock here again okay But the rain is on its way Watch the bushes there are is my Indian brother what's going on man hey what's up letter you know you don't have to mention I'm Indian every time you say hi my bad you pack a standing forget about it you good oh quick favorite you got some toothpaste like a bar I'm all out Hey young Paul thanks Oh you know how the one with a little whitening crystals do you I got big day tonight Sorry what's up with this big day Oh this girl Susan she works at the CVS Burbank I accidentally yo Why you smell like blueberries And now we're going all day That worked Hell yeah Do girls love it when you know smells That shows you know this things Try it Go to a girl and be like yo girl You smell like a new car but that's everyone's favorite smell Well why don't you tell Susan she smell like a new car cuz she smell like blueberries yeah that makes sense I'll see you later just give me the toothpaste tomorrow y'all lay the man honestly I've no idea I've never even driven it I can't drive stick what you learn I will but first the garage so I need all this stuff put in these plastic containers here and I'd love it if you could breathe some new life into these pool floaties I missed this t-rex he's my boy okay head back to the cold plunge what's that it's like really freezing cold tub of water and I suit them there for three minutes and then I run to my sauna for 15 minutes and then I go back and forth four times it's supposed to be very good for your circulation does it work honestly I've no idea if you need me just knock on the sauna all right okay let's get good you know what I really like your vibe and I have very digging this initiative that you're showing right now why don't we do it when we try I'll see how it goes I'm in nice Barada boys for life for one week if that goes well and for life isn't good hey I lost it I'm getting with the shaman named Tammy I know it doesn't sound too shammy but apparently she's George Clooney shot oh he seems very good yeah look Tammy just here if you salt the rim on this what do you have magician disco floor I found these super shale Armenian brothers they could do it they just need to know how big a space is it that's that whole room in there oh whoa you have a disco for your house yeah it's a my 40th is coming up so I'm gonna blow it out a little bit I'm working this dance choreographer shopping eight teaching me a whole routine and everything all right right one your hearts and we've told us against all the logic back later yeah all right okay ready you go you everybody and good yeah my friends are gonna freak out I know you've been looking for something special for your 40th I think I found the watch check out this case back in grading oh pretty baby I love that I would just pretty baby 250k let's do it yes well that can come fix it next week perfect that so besides that you just have that zoom in 10 minutes oh great two things for you you got a parking ticket I put it downstairs in the kitchen and I got your company credit card for you know expenses and stuff whoa son of boss LLC the one and only can ask you something do you do oh I want a VC firm we invest in smaller companies I serve on the board and consult for them foods are that food delivery have that's one of ours those like kiosks you see at the airport that sell headphones those are because s*** tone off of those nice now you get into that me my friends who started this thing with cell phone towers that did well we took that money we put into this tech thing that did really well and now here we are here here we are do not hesitate you shoot first you ask questions later they could be on meth or something you don't know troubling times my friends oh also I need you to call Dunsmore and dinner reservation for Friday night just tell Matthias I'm coming in he'll give me a nice table of the bar I'm sure oh by the way I was gonna ask I actually got a date tonight is it right if I head out after this yeah you got a hot date what's the plan something lucky probably go get tacos tacos what do you like this girl yeah like this girl do you know like tacos how did you guys meet each other kind of met at the taco place and you're going for more tacos that's too many tacos man that's an old taco relationship it's a lot yeah yeah go to Dunsmore that's nice you'll like that it's not too pricey is it no no not at all that make sure you get the ribeye it's great so let's talk about the ensemble this what we're wearing on our date the coffee stand on all that yes my little jacket I got this little jacket I bought it a while ago and I haven't returned it it's a little teensy on me but it could be perfect on you you can barely the day all right oh it's nice glove I feel like Kevin James and hitch that makes me hitch each he's a cool guy thank you and that's your jacket oh thanks you look very nice too face I'm so glad we did this me too yeah At first I kind of hated you What What did I do I mean you were just so like wine I don't believe as much I know I didn't I didn't talk like that line alone I know that was you it now look at you hey guys how are you tonight hey are you good thank you so what are we thinking food wise my friends said we definitely have to get a rib eye look very good oh it's a signature dish they grow right on the fire it's so good all right cool thanks so we usually say about three to four plates per person right everything is shared family style and we have some amazing lines if you want to talk to ourselves about it okay I'll give you guys a minute thanks I am so good without the ribeye yeah it's a big steak maybe we do drought trout sounds perfect yeah I'm actually super easy and they said everything's meant to be shared so yeah let's share family style yeah it's a small family just a two of us no kids I'm telling you I used to kill it in my small town shows really what was your talent singing dancing everything oh what you think hey Tim here's the building over here ready thanks welcome Wow we should definitely split this I don't know I'll get it sure yeah yeah don't worry about it my tree thank you this was this was so lovely The orange hey my email I all set for our walks tonight yeah to do use my card to buy yourself dinner last night I I talked to your account about that I I'm gonna pay you back right away I just got a little bit of a jam it done some more and the waitress recommended expensive all online I didn't know what to do you can't do that I totally get that it won't happen again and I'm gonna pay back as soon as I can I'm really sorry we need to stop working together unfortunately really yeah I mean I'm gonna pay you back man you told me to go there you said it wasn't prices to make it weird okay just thank you for everything and I'm really sorry I'm sorry too currently full be done support No whole process takes about an hour and a half two hours Tonight we're going to be working with magic mushrooms and 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ar what who the f*** are you how do you know my name maybe you don't understand I'm an angel see the wings I've been observing you I know all about you I know you're living in your car I know you lost your job with Jeff what are you even know that right now there's a part of you that thinks your life isn't worth living but it's not true you have so much to live for let me show you holy s*** what happened what is this where are we visions that reflect the hope your life promises I know you've been having trouble finding work now but I did a job driving one of those delivery trucks yes hey art with the pee bottle bro why do I need a pea bottle Your deadlines are very strict and you don't have time for bathroom breaks hence The Peabody okay but wait there's more I know you're living in your car now but look Elena and I'm moving together I'm technically we both move in with her mom Elena Daryl and Mercedes are coming over again so could you two sleep in the living room and fold the couch bed up in the morning yes yes mom anyone see my air fryer I can't find it But the amount of time Jay I didn't use your air fryer I'm just eating spaghetti mine in my business f*** it Who's that guy It's her sister Patrice is on and off again boyfriend Jay they live here too using my body wash I'm missing somebody wash Seems a bit crowded right You both eventually get steady jobs and moved Texas what they say he's going to have to have surgery okay how much is it we can't afford it and what's gonna happen to dapper does that mean we're gonna oh no so sorry buddy we have to put the dog to sleep yes let's really get out of here that's what I have to live for yeah what's wrong why you so upset because my life sucks I mean it's not the worst life in the world but damn man people dead dog I did everything I supposed to do and nothing's working out I'm going to be honest with you Arch I'm not really supposed to be doing this what does that mean I'm overstepping my bounds as an angel do you see all my wings are kind of small I wasn't gonna say anything but yeah they're on the tinier side it means some lower order I'm normally only in charge of saving people from texting and driving wait you're telling me budget guardian angel kinda I'm just trying to help you I want you to have home I need to show you that your life is precious that it's worth living my life isn't precious my life is just in the service of people like Jeff the people who actually get to live and go on vacations and do coal plunges you think Jeff's life is a life that's worth living maybe I can show you that that life is not all it's cracked up to me sir sir are you okay what It was a fun sleeping in your car yeah I fell asleep no problem the home safe okay okay just let me know if you want anything okay Hey Jeff yeah Whose house is this courthouse enjoying your new life was happened you wanted to have wealth and success here you go take a good look around see if Jeff's life is all its crapped up to be I'll check in on you at the end of the week will assess but I'm still me yes your name is arge you look like you but everything else is just life both the good and bad what happened to Jeff he has your life he thinks he's you so he's my assistant yes so he has to do whatever ask him to do yes I'm hungry and I want to snack he'll get it for you Hey Jeff some glock coming right up my man let's get a head upstairs material and finish unpacking those clothes all right cool enjoying the pool Gabriel the angel can Jesse you know only you can see well I gotta say so far this is great you want to hit the pool pop on some trucks they are just reminding you you got this meeting coming up you should probably ready to go soon meeting I don't know what to do about his work what am I gonna say you wanted to see what this life is like time to get to work mr mogul that's for you oh god we go upon apple f****** teeth oh my god the association today so sick right they fly the fishing from Japan every morning very high carbon footprint that's awesome yeah you know did you check out that launch but those lights all over for the event next week would you think about that look good I guess no great all right well yeah that's all the bills we're gonna get to today so what the f*** how's life same old just working coal plunging you work has been crazy man I had the fire one of my assistants Darren oh yeah he's a sweetheart but I had this big of that in New York last week and I put him in charge of vibes and then I get there in the boxer just super off hate that yeah wrong kind of candles he didn't tag the liquor sponsor and the media posts no the vent was off of cliff the vibes were just tanked what was the saying he was supposed to get money to grab instead he's supposed to get sandalwood he got vetiver oh place smell like s*** those are the same smells everybody was mysterious yeah but you know what to do I've been reading a lot about like empathy and forgiveness and this new Jay Shetty books so blessings to Darren thank you hey let me get this dude put on the company was a business launch after all right oh yeah why would we bank this was the best lunch I've ever had thank you all right we got to go though I got to have the cardio store get a couple nibbles Excuse me sir Oh hi can I help you Yeah I'm Grant you call me to check out the full heater Oh that's right What's the deal So bad news The heaters busted replace it by like 30k for the heater another five for the install Okay problems with your home some pretty serious expenses must be inconvenient Good thing I gotta s*** out of money to cover any nail problems that come my way See you later again I'm off to the shop so she doesn't remember me at all dispersion view didn't exist until today so you have to reintroduce yourself okay Elena from Lumber I yeah help me find some number one time was very helpful out well I'm glad it worked out how's it going over there in lumber it's good glad I'm just overly blind so should show A large and sweeter Now any thoughts I mean we're looking at the ribeye does look very good let's do it This wine is drinking great and this bowl is integrated Be careful You don't get me gout tonight It has been such a frustrating guys I've dinner on us tonight no just Oh no
so my car I'm living in this giant house I'd buy whatever I want do whatever I want but what about your job what about a later what about the pool heater I show you something to make you realize your life is precious you see it you go back you can't just stay so it's all over you're gonna make me go back No I can't do that so if I want to stay I can instead yes I have to wanna go back that's right then I don't wanna go back you can't do that you said a good you guided someone Gabriel your notes supposed to talk to people or be visible I know that Then why did you do this He was a lost soul I tried to show him that wealth wouldn't solve all his problems And it seems to have solved most of his problems Gabriel you were supposed to help Elena what you've done has really changed things she had to cancel her date with ours and that set off a chain reaction the date went differently or it's a lost his job and that's what's led us here you have to get arched go back and until you do I have to take your wings oh man internal you were struggling to the point that you needed to buy intervention but you got to switch back man giving my life back so what I just go back to living in my car you live in your car yes Jeff I did why do you think an angel got involved because I had too many roommates okay that's bad and I know it's that so here's what I'm gonna do if you switch back right now I'm gonna give you 200,000 dollars you spend more than one of your watches you're lowballing me on your existence cars if you love you you gets an opening offer that's undergoing our life counter make it make me an offer timeout guys you can't do that yeah this is our just experience you might not remember anything but okay how's this switch back or you are evil and this angel man will send you to hell forever smite him I can send someone to help that's actually not my department God man you are very unhelpful I drive around LA I see the homeless houseless crisis that is a fallen us and I did not know that you were a part of that and I don't want you to be but that being said I think stealing my entire life is a little bit harsh you're not a bad person March I know you don't want to hurt Jeff to have a good life all right I'll switch back yeah f*** yeah but I want a few days so what to do some fun s*** okay come on a few days Jeff you know what that's what you feel you need I will do that okay okay okay so in the meantime I get a few grants I can get like a hotel room and s*** yeah let's hear you nice sweet of the shot to Marmont or how about get f***** you far because I put like $300 on your credit card well you tough it out for a few days let's see what's happening here eat the rich my right you think because I'm a tech bro I can't live your life for a little while I can live here life in my sleep of made you came from nothing I came from very very humble beginning would your parents do my father was an orthopedic surgeon my mother practiced ball hmm pretty big but that is not the money that I got for myself on Tara thing that came from my grandfather news newspapers you know what enjoy the fruits of my hard work all be out there just fine okay but what are you gonna do I'm going to give you some space and see you in a few days bye Hey Jeff so I'm since I lost my wings I need a place to stay can I move in with you I mean I'm this yucky little motel now what are we gonna share bed I don't go under the covers and you go over or I'll go over and you go under whichever you prefer what he said remiss I'll be right down so like could you fly no and winds are too small the other side of the wing and so it is Hello Hello One second materials for Alice I'm gonna be another 15 it's three minutes I'm double parked over here you hear these hogs these arms are for me harder for Alex thank you whatever the 15 minutes what do you want me to say I hate my one second Sorry s*** you need to call I know I hit to my normal cars cameras and centers also let's pick up some past tie for margin danger no question drivers taking the bathroom great thanks before that you have any problems deserving this thing before me the robots win you know Jeff actually with yeah we'll ask you to go back to the place just order the University Well hello Where's the upstairs homie Oh I don't like pad the bags I just deliver Okay but I can't eat this amount of wings with this amount of ranch You understand I agree that's not enough ranch but I don't know what to tell you Okay well one ranch one star b**** Please don't do we're getting enough money right yeah definitely lady wants us to pay by phone we're good no no no no I don't get paid till the end of the week but this s*** had snowing he was running now you know it's always been on gas we actually lost money today where are we going to sleep let's focus on the positives about the car it's tight on space but since we've got separate seats it's like we each have our own little beds maybe we could put a little curtain up in between privacy could be cute no no currently okay but was he promised to think about it you care about it you look stunning you look ravishing listen I have a crazy question for you do you want to go to Paris this weekend what like parents this weekend yeah actually have the union meeting I can't but is there anything called another time kind of has to be this weekend can't really explain but it just does because you belong off the union thing it's so long to get everybody to believe in this thing I don't want them think I'm not serious oh see what is that noise it's it's frustration because there's this one version of our lives where we both go to Paris this weekend we have this amazing time together and instead you got to stay here and fight for better working conditions that hardware heaven and that's sucks why does it suck it's my life I didn't mean it that way I think you did I get it we live two different lives I live in my design studio and sleep on a futon and you sleep here but this is my life and I have to fight for whether you think is worth fighting for or not and went on save I'm gonna go guys I'm smacks we have a problem what it's hard I spoke with a colleague he had an accident he's in a coma he's not a coma what happened to him He was texting and driving what I thought that was your whole thing to know that happened I'm here I couldn't save him so what happens now we have to wait till he gets out of the coma he has to be the one who wants to switch I agreed to switch lives with him for a few days out of the kindness of my heart so we could have some fun this cannot be the deal I did not be like this any longer I don't like it you will talk to your angelfish and you fix this fix this for me okay I will thank you Gabriel keep in let go what I'm fired this is too big a mess you've created what happens to me you live out this life as a human there must be another way if args decides to switch back and have hope for his life then you and Jeff are fine but until then you're human I already feel it and perspiring and I need deodorant and my stomach feels strange I think I'm hungry how will I know when I'm done chewing or you never eaten anything before huh you know I think you'll just know what if I choke I've seen it happen just eat there okay hmm Wow could you imagine these strawberries with thousands of years but never actually knowing the sweet taste and closed in those magical berries I can't imagine an all fairness that's a chocolate milkshake what are we going to do Jeff I'm scared we don't have any money and I'm already perspiring a lot so I looked up online how long the average coma lasts two weeks not that bad you know so we just got to make enough money to last until this guy wakes up tomorrow we'll go to my old office I don't everything about all the companies they've invested in so I'll give them some insight that makes me look like a financial genius to hire me on the spot it'll be enough money for both of us will be out of that motel tomorrow there you go there you go you're a big boy huh you know I'm a big boy you cigar told me did you get the job doesn't look like I got the job no you accuse me of hacking into their files and then they basically threatened to kill me no yeah chicken nugget yes of course I respect patient confidentiality I just need to know do you have any Indian dudes there that are in a coma yes I'm actually called many times hello oh I don't think they're gonna tell me any more information about this it's been three weeks I've applied for one million jobs either don't hear back at all or it's a scam where people just want me to send them pictures of my feet Are you listening to me Gabriel sorry the internet is amazing Jeff I want to help you find jobs but I also want to look at photos of baby elephants look at this guy beating in a river his name's Oliver I cannot financially support the both of us anymore you have to get a job Gabriel a job yeah I wonder what I want to be an architect to scientist maybe I want to work with animals oh maybe I can work with baby elephants maybe but probably not going to move fast please and we're doing the other stuff or is it just this is all there working these with all night first check Philippe made my first check you're shooting me For they pay there's something wrong with my check What's wrong with your take eight there's not enough money where's the money they're paying one number and then taking a lot of money for all these other things let me see a game these money goes to the local government federal government your insurance and your social security that's why it's less money I can't make enough money to live off this you may need to get another job another job I watch dishes all the time when can I do another job I don't know I have three jobs what I work here I'm a mechanic and I do have a late parking at an escape room I thought a job gives me enough money for all my things and some extra money to spend on fun stuff sorry this is how it is it's kind of like a bad boy or the soft touch I know you're talking about yes I know maybe give him call they seem pretty concerned he get the tall on my number it's fine with me can ask you something when people have accents like this did they ever memories use Where's this place Stone Canyon Road that's my address delivery foot purge is out of the coma he's out of the coma Jeff f****** you doing here Hey thanks so much what is happening right now you're out of the coma you're ordering ramen why don't you phone me arms they said this might happen because of the coma I've been having some memory issues I'm so sorry but I don't remember you don't remember me the pamphlet let me get your pamphlet who I am if you read the pamphlet it could be very helpful duration of memory loss can vary depending on the specific cause of the coma in some cases memory may improve over time with treatment and other cases memory loss maybe permanent that's no bueno did you just say that's no bueno no f****** s*** it's no brainer it's really muy muy no bueno Gabriel you know what I want to talk to God get me God I want to meeting with God right now that's above my bakery well then who's your boss who do you work for Martha Martha you work for an angel they Martha what has happened to you Gabriel you've just given up you're smoking cigarettes now hit me alone Jeff I like it it's all I have please don't give up on me do you want to wash dishes and smoke cigarettes or do you want to get your wings back you can get them back man I know you can't just think you say that when that's not even us sounds like the same God says to me that's not the truth what is the truth is that one of our team members had a panic attack on the floor last week picking and choosing which bills to pay worried about getting the victim and I know she's not the only one who has to deal with this hey guys they're giving us more and more double shifts let's training more responsibilities and what do we get for it 25 cents a raise and a pound on the back is very possible for this place to take care of itself and the people in it but they keep giving us less and less because we're okay taking crimes so what's it gonna be I'll be gonna take the crimes or are we going to f*** them up Yeah you know what else what do we need to give money to taxes and social security that money needs to go to fun stuff like chicken nuggies and milkshakes milkshakes are good chicken nuggeties are good that's the truth and dogs I put it a dog for the first time the other day maybe they need to get benefits to they give so much joy and what do they get a pattern ahead and a biscuit it's not enough we could do better and hardware heaven could do better for us and for the dogs Hey brother what department you work in I don't work here I'm a dishwasher and all you can eat Korean barbecue restaurant and they're not supposed to be here yes no no No No no oh cool nice come on give it all maybe you can put your ding dong you can be like this what do you want
we know I do that's for me Now some tacos Wow your texting and driving hey that's my wife don't even get her phone Thank you babe I said just my f***** stole my vacation of German fun deer value foods are associates next week we are shifting to primarily robo delivery your rating does not meet our threshold your account is terminated immediately back Jeff yeah what's wrong this is too hard man like how do people do this How is everyone not just miserable and angry all the time I don't even have it that bad I'm barely hanging on by a thread here in my old life all I did was go on vacation and attend very very easy and pleasant zoo meetings I love that back she had the pigs just what we f****** need explaining me how I get my car back go down the impound lot pay all of your unpaid parking tickets and the impound fee each day your car stays there and pound fee goes up great system thank you the same thing happened harsh what we mean after you fired him he went to donate plasma in many passed out of the Denny's and when he woke up his car was told weird what are we going to do really don't know man we have no where to live I have no job now he's really needs some money away I think yeah do you know that guy it's got the long hair kind of tall yeah Gabriel he's an angel hot I'm gonna go sit on his face That old really confuses it's Jeff here no but that's the mushroom top let's do you want to nibble oh very honky didn't know was your address like Oh you back to work nice dance moves by the way go what you doing here you okay shouldn't be here later his house is party it's not mine it's like I stole it from someone else the Native Americans no not them yo anybody got set up like this they stole it from somebody and you see that server that had long hair the black girl yeah opens on black you do know what she is you got to track all the black people at your parties that when I man went out a while ago she's great but I'm just too fancy catapult us apart you are fancy but you got hard and you saw me I was just something dude on straight and you got me in apartment you got me a custom made tuxedo I'm over here in South I can't even pronounce the things I'm eating maybe she just don't know who you really are what are you doing now you want to hang out for a minute got to clean up looks like they're pretty much done Well we hate me though now I don't hate you you know the only person here learning out with and everyone else is finally gone what you say You want to dance we're still got the disco floor let's your answer give up you're in a huge house with a pool telling me not to give up to fight How can I fight a giant corporation when I'm fighting just to get by That right went up I lost my apartment I was sleeping in my cousin's car arch you'll never believe me but I've been there even if you have you're here now it's beautiful the damn I want to go I want to go to Paris but I know what's going on on the ground down there and instead of being up here drinking the fanciest wine you got I guess I'd rather be down there fighting to get more people up here rather than just myself I said that do remember me when I brought you that robin egg yosa you remembered me I'm gonna go buy one I'm doing that you gonna be adding new shopping you're a bad I can't find my phone Use Arch Chef for you okay Gabriel call me the deals with gunshots I have no way to contact them and they usually work in a different part of town right life I gave you piranha and then you took everything from me you lied to me you stole all my dance moves and then you shopping I'm sorry man why'd you ever go to the first place I think I'm the one to get shot by it statistically be surprised okay not now is that all right why did you lie to me arch but our life is our yours is really easy and fun couldn't go back but it's gone online enough Gabriel how do I switch back whether you've told me if you want to switch back to your old life it should happen why isn't it happening you want to go back because you feel guilty about Jeff but you still don't feel your life your real life is worth living you don't have a hope just to be clear he does not only have to want to go back which was what I thought we've been going for this whole time he has to be psyched about it yes well why would that ever happen no that's I don't know what else we can do has been very stressful week May we go back to my house technically your house arrows for now can I come yes again yeah I need this it's the back and forth that really makes experience should we plunge what's that shot I should notice game making speeches oh I've seen it all how do I get him to have a hope for his life I lived like he did I understand now why didn't have hope in the first place Gabriel sometimes a lost soul doesn't need an angel just needs another person I don't understand I know but I have hope Gabriel Yandere always let's see hey how's it going I'm good I'm just grabbing some tacos with some vowels how are you good here with the hardware having crew we just had a meeting and grabbing my to eat a meeting we're gonna give it another go organizing the store you are yeah and I was down about it last we talked but I don't manage I just realized the change is difficult you changing something No we won't win right away but you keep fighting and fighting and fighting and because of that you eventually do that's what I believe we're gonna grab a drink after this do you know any good spots nearby I know one bye-bye good Wow look at Gabriel go he's got some moves he really got into Gumbia everyone learned a dad's exam me put you and Jess and a terrible situation it's all my fault what know that's true you were just trying to help my boss told me I wasn't ready and she knew the truth fruit trees that I'm kind of a dumb dog you're not a dumb I'm a dumb dumb and I give up you can't give up you did Gabriel I lost my job I lost my apartment I lost my job I used to be a celestial being and now I'm a change smoker I'm addicted to nicotine yeah but it's not over is it I mean you came down to show me that my life's worth living come on let's go I tried arch but it seems you prefer to live in a giant mansion with a pool to sleeping in your car and eating protein bars the Gabriel I never wanted all that stuff I just wanted enough not to be comfortable does not feel like I was struggling all the time if I go back will I have my car a job anything no to all those things that's pretty scary when I got fired I was scared to I didn't know I was going to happen and a lot of times it wasn't fun sleeping in your car wasn't fun being hungry wasn't fun washing dishes wasn't fun but I love being human I love dancing I love tacos I love Felipe I love Jeff and I love you if I go back what happens to you will ever see you again no my job would be done I'll be an angel again no more talkers maybe only one offer you just in case one one time I took my dad for tacos and I got him the shirt for his birthday and he just spilled green sauce all over just completely ruined the shirt like a little kid he's still wears it sometimes even with all the stains because I got a form he doesn't know who I am Gabriel he just thinks I'm some random rich guy the game a bunch of money got in my house why did you let you do that I told me want a contest cuz he had a cool mustache no I like this too What being with you loving it's one of the best parts of being human it is I just wish you had a different angel Israel would never have let this happen Who's he he's a great angel as giant wings guides people he's a rockstar Leon I'd rather have the guy that's really in the Cumbia chicken nuggies and psychedelics You're just saying that because I'm right here No I'm saying it cuz it's true You're my angel and you're not as real You're Gabriel you know what I love Gabriel I prefer Gabriel and I'm not Jeff I'm arguing things aren't going well right now but we gotta try I wanna see where it goes is me as large I think my wife's worth living Hey yo are you okay do you need to ride somewhere what your car got told right yeah okay I got you just let me know Thanks then that hey I know okay good actually I'm not good I I didn't get a new place and I'm still struggling to find a job it's just bad out there lot of people are having a hard time but you're going to be okay I believe in you thanks why did you like before them you know I guess I was embarrassed guys talking about the bean and how much money is making and now rain is in big trouble now but he's being hard to for tax evasion he is friends with bunch of groups he's gonna sound weird but I'm really happy to hear that and Jeff before we start you wanted to bring something up that foods are oh I should we have to start treating you delivery drivers better I'm talking benefits I definite redesign of that rating system and we are going to start paying them more way f****** more why would we do that don't want to be more money they can just get a better job and I mean can all of the good life yeah but the main reason we all have it so good is because there's a s*** ton of people that have it bad very bad and we need them to have a bad because it's what allows us to have it's so good but you know what there's way more than than there is a few in one day they're gonna get pissed and they're gonna get organized and they are gonna burn down your f****** sauna and they're gonna s*** in your cold plugs and they in general are gonna f*** your s*** up so f*** these food delivery robots f*** this AI b******* f*** all of that and here's the good news if you don't like any of this I've been controlling steak in this company so you can get f***** One ranch one star b**** Hey Archer your pea bottle bro
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مما کام کرا دیے بتائیے کتنے میگا زمین ہے دو بیگا کشمیری دوست ایک منٹ ائی کب ائی ہوگی بس ابھی ابھی ایا میڈم کو لینے ایا ہوں کسانوں نے کافی زبردست ماحول بنا دیا دلی میں ان کسانوں کی ہمت کی داد دینی پڑے گی سینکڑوں کلومیٹر پیدل چل کر ائے ہیں اور رات کو ہی دھرنا سر پہنچیں گے تاکہ دن میں دلی کا ٹریفک ڈسٹرب نہ ہو کیا بات ہے او بیٹھو جانی کیا تم ایک چھوٹی سی مدد کر سکو گے کیا بات کریں اپ بتائیے وہ راجستھان کے کچھ کسان بھائی ہیں جن کی زمین ایک پروجیکٹ کے لیے لے لی گئی لیکن ابھی تک انہیں کمپنسیشن پورا نہیں ملا ہے یہ غلط ہے تم پٹیشن فائل کرو گے ہمارے لیے میں تو میں کیس ہی نہیں لے رہا ہوں اتنا کام پڑا ہے کہ سانس لی کی فرصت یہ ہے مجھے میں ایک بیک فری میں ایڈوائز ہوں سول میٹر ہے بہت سال لگیں گے اؤٹ اف کورٹ سیگمنٹ کر لیجیے چل تو تھوڑا وقت ہمارے لیے بھی نکالو ن کافی لوگ ہیں کتنے لوگ 40 زمین کے کیس کی درخواست لگانی تھی کورٹ میں بڑے اس میں سامعین درخواست لگ جائے تو بڑا وقار ہوگا کتنا ر ہوگا اجاؤ اگے سے اگے سے جائیں اگے سے ارام سے ارام سے اوئے میرا پیر سنبھال کے بھائی ہاں بھائی ہیلو کہاں پہ کلائنٹ ڈھونڈ رہا ہوں بھائی بیٹا جو کلائنٹ ویٹ کر رہی ہے یہاں ان کو تو سروس دے دے کتے یہ کام کر 100 روپے والے 40 ٹائم پیپر بھجوا دے جلدی سے اور ساتھ میں نا ٹائپسٹ بھی تھی 40 ٹائم پہ اتنے جوائنٹ ا گیا کیا سبھی ہے بک ہے اس میگوال میری احمد سریسہ کولی اپ تینوں ا جائیے اندر اگے کا سائن کریے ابے کیا چھید کرے گا ہو گیا چلیے بھی کل صبح ہی یہ 40 یا چھ کھائے میں کورٹ میں داخل کرا دوں گا اور تین چار مہینے میں ہی کورٹ کا ارڈر بھی ا جائے گا اپ کے پیسے دلوا کر ہی دم لے گا یہ جو ابھی سمجھے فگر مت کریا بھگوان سر اب ہم جائیں بالکل جائیے بس تھوڑی سی فیس دے دیجیے پھر اس کے بعد اپ لوگ ارام سے جائیں پلیز ارے جانتے ہیں کہ اپ غریب کسانہ اس لیے سٹیم پیپر ٹائپ پسٹ اور کورٹ چیز کا خرچہ ہے وہی مانگ رہا ہوں بس 500 روپے پر ہیں کیسی بات کر رہے ہیں اپ وکیل صاحب 5 س روپے ہوتے تو ہم دلی تک پیدل تھوڑی اتے اپ لوگ اتنے کری کوئی بات نہیں 400 روپے پڑھی تھی 400 روپے 100 روپے ڈسکاؤنٹ دے دیجیے کسان بھائیوں کے لیے و ہمارے پاس تو پیسے نہیں ہیں ہمیں تو بتایا تھا اپ مفت میں یہ کام کر دو گے یہ بات کس نے کہی اپ سے لکھنی یاد رکھنی ہے کون لکشمی یادو چاچا ہم کسی لش میں ادوں کو نہیں جانتے ہیں مطلب اپ لوگوں کے پاس پیسے نہیں ہیں ارے ایسا مت کیجیے 100 روپے تو سٹیم پیپر میں خرچہ ہو چکا ہے 25 روپے تو وہ چائے سموسے اپ لوگ ڈوب چکے ہو یہ 200 روپے 200 روپے پر ہے دیجیے بس اس کے بعد میں سنبھال لوں گا سب دو صورتوں ہمارے پاس پیسے نہیں ہیں وکی سے پہلے کیوں نہیں بولے مفت پہ کام ہوتا ہے کہ کوٹ پہ ایک بھی نہیں صاحب ملک میں کام نہیں ہوے گا پیسہ ہے ہمارا کہ نہیں سیکھو سیکھو چاچا ان سے سیکھو اب اؤ اؤ اؤ ان کو بلاؤ بکھی اپ لوگ دونی کرتی یا کوے پہ فر ٹو پیا چھ جو چکے ہیں ٹوٹل 345 روپے چھ گیلے ایک بٹا ایک گووی چار صابن کی ٹک گیا تین کنگھی چار گاجر چھ کلو اناج فرائی ادھا چوسا ہوا گننا یار کلائنٹ شوٹ بغاوت بند ہے کھلانے کی دکان کھول دیر ان سے پنگی لے گا میں تو گنی چوسنے پڑے گی کیا بات ہے بھیا بڑے مسکرا رہے ہو راجر کھائے جا رہے ہیں کیا ہوا میں نے احساس سبق سکھایا ہے کہ ائندہ ہمارے کلائنٹ چوری کرنے سے پہلے سوا سو بار سوچے بہت سے کیا پہلے ناک میں دم کر رکھا تھا ہاں اچھا ہو سندھیا بھابھی نے نا کیس بھیجا تمہارے لیے کون ہے وہ ہمارا تھی نا یہ لے چننے میں برباد کر دیں گے دوسرے ملک ہے چلیں جی میں جان گئی جب ان کو ایک کیس ہے مارو اچھا اماں جی اپ غلط جگہ پہ ا گئے ہیں وہ دوسرا چوری ہے 24 کمر میں میں نے روکا میں مجرہ غریب رہتا ہوں دیکھ لو
ہمارا اپنے ایڈریس خود ہی پہنتی رہتی ہو یہ بوٹی کا اپنے لیے کھلی ہیں کسٹمر کے لیے بتاؤ نا کیسے لگ رہا ہے اچھے لگے نا تم نا بڑھا دیو بند کرتی ہو تم بابا جی کی اپنی تڑوا کے تمہارا بڈی کرنا ہے کوئی قدر ہی نہیں ہے اج کوئی سیل ہوئی ہے یا سارا دن بس فیشن شو گھر پہ کرتی رہی ہو اتنا بھرنا کہہ رہے ہو ہاں ایک بریس بیچی ہے ہم نے تین ہزار کی سیل ہوئی ہے تمہارے دیہاڑی کتنی ہوئی دیہاڑی ڈھائی ہزار کا واقعہ ہوم پہ چلاتے ہو ذرا سا بات کیا کر لیا تو چلا نہ ہو گیا سارا دن ہم تھکان کے گھر پہ اتے ہیں اس کے بعد لگتا کیا اتے ہو ہمارا کیا وہ ٹیپ چلاتے ہیں دن بھر کسٹمر کے ساتھ ماتھا بچی کرتے ہیں اپ کو اچھا گردی گردی بنانی غلطی ہو گئی ہم سے کرتے ہیں سوری معاف کر دو اب کچھ کھانے کو ملے گا سورج سے کچھ نہیں کھایا سب سے بناتے ہیں جا کے روٹی بنا لو ہم صرف ایک کھائیں گے کھانے بیٹے کی تو چار چار پر اتے ہیں ٹھوس چلی گئی دو سال میں اپنے 200 گرام وجن کم نہیں ہوتا اور میری لاکھ روپے کی مونچھ یہ کہہ کے کٹوا دی کی میں انکت دکھتا ہوں کیا ہوا کچھ کہا تم نے کیا ہوا کچھ نہیں بیبی میں تو یہ کہہ رہا تھا کہ ہم کتنا وزن کم کرو گی کم سے کم دو روٹی تو خالی ہوں دیکھتے ہو گے بنائیں ہم کو بھی اپنا شرابی بنا دو پشپا پانڈے ارے گھر کا ادھا بجٹ تو تمہاری وسکی میں چلا جاتا ہے جاؤ تم شراب پیو میں روٹی بناتا ہوں ٹھیک ہے ایک ہی کھاؤ گی نا ہاں ایک ہی لو یو ڈالے ارے جولی ایک اماں کو تیرے پاس بھیجا تھا ائی تھی کیا ملنے ارے سمجھو اگر تیرے ریفرنس کو یاد تھا تو میں فون کرتا نا تجھے پتہ نہیں کہاں چلی گئی شام کو لک بھی تھی کہ افس میں نہیں ائی کیوں ٹینشن لے رہی ہے یار چلو واپس اپنے گاؤں چلی گئی ہوگی ارے باہر سے کپڑے اٹھانے تھے نا باہر ہی چھوڑ دی ہے کچھ نہیں اماں جی چل اور اب یہ ایک بار اس اماں کی کہانی سن لیتا نا کبھی ایسا نہیں کرتا اس لیے نہیں سوئی تو سن لی ہوتی نا تو گڑبڑ ہو جاتی سن لو بڑی ہو رہی ہے یار کل کو وہ سکول جائے گی بکس فیس ٹیوشن گھر کا خرچہ میری پریکٹس کی اچھی پکی ہے تو این جی او میں کام کرتی ہے ہاں تو مر تو نہیں جائیں گے نا جالی تھوڑا کم پیسے میں گزارا کر لیں گے مگر یہ اماں کی مدد نہیں ہوئی نا وہ ضرور مر جائیں گی بات کو سمجھ یہ واقف فیوچر کا سوال ہے نہیں جانی ریوا کے پاپا اور ممی کی ریپوٹیشن کا سفر ہے وہ دیکھ ہاں کوئی ایڈوکیٹ جکدیس تیاری اپ سے ملنے ائے گڈ مارننگ جناب ارے کیا حال ہے جالی جی بڑھیا ہے جی ارے بھائی سو نائس ٹو سیو افٹر س لا ہوا جناب اپ کے کورٹ میں کیس لگا تھا تو اسے اپ کو بھی اپ کا غصہ اصل بڑا شان ہوا کہ نہیں ہوا جالی بھی وہی میرٹ کا سٹائل چل رہا ہے اپ کا جناب شادی شدہ بال اچھے ہر ادمی ہوں میں کافی بدل گیا ہوں جناب وزن تو اپ بھی بہت گئے ہیں فٹ ہو گئے ہیں ووٹ میں تو بس اپ ہی تھے جوانی کے چرچے ہوتے ہیں مطلب کورٹ میں مجھے ٹڈی بھی اپ تو نہیں کرتے نہیں جناب ٹینڈر ٹائیگر کہتے ہیں اپ کھڑے کیوں بیٹھو نا ارے چائے لے کے یہ ذرا چائل ہو گیا جی جی اپ میرے لیے گرین ان کے لیے ساتھی لے کے انا جلدی جی یہ ٹنڈ ختم بڑی کمال کی چیز ہے دیکھیں جی کیا ہے ہمارے زمانے میں تو اج سے چھٹی لکھنی پڑتی تھی نہیں تو پتنگ پہ لڑکی کا نام لکھ کے اس کو اس کی چھت پہ گرانا پڑتا تھا دیکھو جی بیٹھے بیٹھے رائٹس لائک کیے جاؤ اور ڈیٹ پہ جاؤ ہم تو ساری زندگی کوڈ ایجویٹ ڈیٹ سمجھتے رہے جلدی اور اب پتہ لگا اصلی ڈیٹ جو ہے نا گھوڑ کے بالتی ہے جناب اپ سنائیں کہ 18 نمبر والی جسٹس پولو مکروا ہاں وہ بھی ٹھنڈک پر ہے پارٹنر ڈھونڈ رہی ہیں ارے نہیں پونم کا کیا ہے وکیل صاحب مطلب وہ ہے نہیں میرے ٹائم کی اچھا جناب ایڈوائز تھوڑا سا اذان نہیں ہے مطلب ابھی پچھلے مہینے ہی ڈپٹی ہیں فراڈ کے تین کیسز میں نے بتائے اچھا ہاں جی کیا ہو رہا ہے دلی میں اج کل یہ ٹھرکی بھٹو کو ہنسانے والے گیم جو ہیں بہت بڑھتے ہیں صاحب کیا وجہ اس ڈر کی نہیں نہیں نہیں خونز بڈا اپ یہاں پر کام کرنے ائے ہو نا تو کام کرو زیادہ فرینک ہونے کی ضرورت نہیں ہے نہیں جی یہ تو ڈیٹ دے دوں اگے نہیں نہیں بالکل نہیں اب پکڑا پہنچا دیتے ہیں کیس نمبر ایک ساتھ تو دو جان کی راجہ رام سولنگ کی ورسز اپیریل گروپ اف انڈسٹری جناب میری کلائنٹ جانکی راجہ رام سلم کی بیکانیر کے ایک کسان پریوار سے تعلق رکھتی ہے اور یہ صاحب ایک منٹ یہ کیس ابھی کا دے گا ہیں تو یہاں کیا کر رہے ہو اپ بھائی راست خان کی کورٹ میں کیوں نہیں گئے جناب امپیریئر کمپنی جو ہے دلی میں رجسٹرڈ ہے اور ایگریمنٹ بھی یہی کہتا ہے کہ اگر کوئی بھی وواہ ہو تو وہ اپیر صرف دلی کورٹ میں ہو یہ بات تو ٹھیک ہے ہاں جی کون ہے ڈیفنس کا وکیل امین سر ایڈوکیٹ جلدی سے ا جولی یہ کرن سپرس ریکارڈ کرے جناب نہیں مجھے کچھ اور نہیں ہے تمہارا خود بھی جڑے رہو جناب اشر وادی تو مانگ لو بزرگ سے ارے نہیں نہیں اگے نہیں بڑھ رہا تم سمجھ اگئی پیچھے انے کو اور نہ ہی اس بات کا لالچ ہے کہ مہان لوگوں میں گنا جاؤں میں تو ویپانی ادمی ہوں بھائی صاحب صبح دو روپے لگاتا ہوں اور شام کو گلا بند ہونے تک وہ دو کا تین ہو جائے تو گھر جا کر چین کی نہیں ہوتا مان لو گے لسٹ میں اپ کوالیٹیشنز کو رکھیں یہ اپ نے چہرے سے بالی وڈ سٹارز کو ہماری تو کبھی محال مانی نہیں گئی تھی کسی بھی دیش کی ارتھک ترقی میں ویپاریوں کا یوگدان مہان ادمی کے یوگدان سے کم نہیں ملے گا لیکن اس سب کے باوجود میڈم بنانے کے پاری کو دور میں ہر دور میں ملے نہیں مانا گیا ایک سوچ بنا دی ایک غریب اچھا ہے امیر برا رکشے میں چلنے والا ایماندار ہے اور مہنگی گاڑی سے سفر کرنے والا پہ ایمان ہے ہمارے دیش کے پچھڑے رہ جانے میں اس سوچ کا بہت بڑا یوگدان ہے غریبی بہت بری چیز ہے اسے گلوریفائی مت کیجئے اس سے ایڈریس کیجئے اس سے فائٹ کرنے کے لیے ہمارے یعنی کارپوریٹ کے ہاتھ مضبوط کیجئے ہماری مدد کے بنا نہ تو بکاس کر پائیں گے نہ ایکانمی چلا پائیں گے نہ سپر پاور بن پائیں گے دھندے باز ٹرین چھوٹا سا ڈویلپمنٹ بتا رہا تھا اپ کو فیملی ویڈنگ چھوڑ کے بنا فون کیے تم سیدھے ملنے چلے ائے لاکھ روپے کے ساتھ لگا لو چھوٹا ڈیولپمنٹ تو کسی انکل سے نہیں ہے اور راجہ رام سن کے یہ ایک اور چاہیے اس نے ریکم کر وہ لندن میں ایا تھا تو وی ایم کرپشن کیس کے لیے اب چلتا مت کرو میں نے گلوبل ونگی لا کے ہیں اگلی ڈیٹ پر نیشنل ریسیٹ ہو جائے گی تمہارا دماغ خراب ہو گیا کچھ دنوں میں ہمارے پروجیکٹ کا انوگریشن ہے اور تم نے اتنی بٹن میٹر کے لیے لوکل وغیرہ کی وہ خالی بھائی ہم کبھی بھی ہائر کر سکتے تھے کہ اگر کسی بڑے وکیل کو ہائر کریں گے تو میڈیا انور ہو جائے گا لیکن اپ سے دعوت کیجیے گا میں سب کچھ سنبھالوں گا سے پہلے یہ کیا جواب یہ میری ہیلتھ رپورٹ ہے پڑھنے کے لیے دی ہے اٹھا کے پڑھو ایک تواننا ہوا کرتا تھا دلی رپورٹ میں سب سے ہیلدی جج ہوا کرتا ہوں میں پھر کیا ہوا جناب پھر اپ سے ملاقات ہوگی تیار کیجیے لنکر ہے نا مائی گاڈ اتنا سٹریس دیا تھا اپ نے میرے کو اتنا سٹریس دیا تھا اس کیس میں کہ ججمنٹ سائن کرنے کے بعد ارٹیک ا گیا تھا مجھے وہ بھی بہت دیکھیں ٹکنے والے سمجھا اتنا اسانی ہے ٹھوکر کانپور کا ہوں اپنی بھی چھ فٹ کا ایک ہے نا دو دو فٹ کے تین بنا 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جب میں پہنچا تو بہت سٹریس تھے لیکن نیکسٹ ڈش میں پیل جیسے ہی ریجیکٹ کیا گیا کتنا سنایا اس کو بی ایم بھائی بزنس مین کو لو پروفائل رہنا چاہیے جاتی نہیں ہے سالے ہیں اب سب سے چھپ کر بیٹھا ہوا ہے لندن ہمارے بھائی دیکھیے ہائی کورٹ نے میٹر واپس لوٹ پٹ بھیج دیا ہے علی بھائی یو ہی لیگلی چارج ہاں اپ کی ایج اور کمپنی کی بلینڈنگ کو نقصان ضرور پہنچائے وہ بھی ٹھیک کیا جا سکتا ہے ان سے سیمنٹ کر لی اپ کی کوئی بھی انٹینشن نہیں تھی کہ اپ پرسنل کمنٹ کریں اپ سٹریس تھے سلپ اف تن ہو گیا میڈیا نے چھاپ دیا اب انٹی جی نے ایک شو بنا دیا تو ٹھیک ہے تم سے کس نے کہا کہ سلپ اف ٹن کا سوال پرافٹ یا لاس کا نہیں ہے ہماری پرتش ٹھاک ہے ہے باقی میں دیکھ لوں گا اس کے بعد کچھ بھی مس نہیں ہونا چاہیے ایوری پیپر ایوری ٹاک سکس بھی ہے کون ہے رسول اللہ نہیں چھوڑ رہا ہر بات کوئی نہ کوئی بہانہ بڑھا کر میڈم سے کھانے ملنے چلاتا ہے اس بار پتہ نہیں کیا گم کروانی تھی رپورٹ لکھوانا ہے کہ جنگ کے باہر اتار کے گیا تھا اندر گیا تھا روٹی چیک بنانے کے لیے جم میں ضرورت پڑتی ہے نا اس کا تو ڈیلی جا رہا ہوں تو شیخ بنا کے باہر ایا دیکھا تو جب تک اپ نے سر پچھلی بار اپ کا چشمہ گم ہو گیا تھا اس کے پہلے اپ کی گاڑی کے وائپر چوری ہو گئے تھے اور اب جوتے ہیں ایسے چھوٹی موٹی چیزوں کی ایف ائی ار میں لکھی جاتی تھی کوئی قیمتی چیز گم ہوئی ہو بتاؤ ہم تو ٹھیک بھی تھے جب بھی ہوئی ہے اور اس کی ایف ائی ار لکھو میرا دل سر کے چاتے ہو دیکھو جی اگر صاف صاف کہو تو ون ٹائم نائٹ ڈیوٹی ہے میری مچ کوٹ نہیں جانا اپ کو اس دن تو پکار انے والا ہے میرے کو تو تیرا پھر ون ٹائمز ڈے کوالٹی ریسٹورنٹ ک انتظار کروں گا اپ کا ملم جی ہاں کہتا ہوں گھوڑے چڑے تو ڈٹ جا یہاں ہے بیٹا اماں یہ وکالت نام ہے میں ان کو تیرے بس کی چیز نہیں ہوئی ہائی کورٹ سے یہ کیس میں نے ری اوپن کروایا ہے اس کیس کے فیکس اور لا میں تیرے سے زیادہ جانتا ہوں سمجھا بھول گیا پچھلے ڈیٹ پر جب پٹیشن ریجیکٹ کروائی تھی میں نے کیسے دھویا تھا تجھے کیول ٹیکس اور لا سے کیس نہیں جیتا جاتا ایگو پہ مت لے مجھے ارگیو کرنے دے صرف وہ بڑا شوق ہے نا اگے سیکھ لے اؤ ٹھیک ہے بنانا کیا صحیح ہے تو میں تو سائن اپ کمنٹری یہ پورا کیس میرے کلائنٹ ہری بھائی شیطان کے بزنس انٹرسٹ کو ڈیمج کرنے کی ایک کنسپٹ کیونکہ سارے تماشے اور ایلیگیشنز کے باوجود کہ اس معاملے میں اج بھی صرف ایک پٹیشن ہے صرف ایک اینڈ دیٹ ون پٹیشن کی ہم اکیلے نہیں ہیں جناب 40 ایڈیشنلز اور بھی ہیں میں سمجھ اپ کو پٹیشن سٹڈی کرنے کے لیے اگلی ڈیٹ چاہیے نا ٹھیک ہے دو ی پٹیشن میں ذرا دیکھ سکتا ہوں ایک بار نہیں ہوا تو اپ کا رائٹ ہے بالکل بالکل دیکھ سکتے ہیں گالی جی کاپی دے دو ان کو وکرم جی اپ اگلی ڈیٹ لے لو نا ان سارے پٹیشنز کا اس کیس سے کوئی لینا دینا نہیں مطلب بیکن ا پروجیکٹ کے دو فیس فیز ون کی لینڈ ایکوزیشن کی ساری فارملٹیز ایک سال پہلے پوری کی گئی اور فارماسی اور وہ سب کچھ ہونے کے بعد لوکل ایڈمنسٹریشن نے انٹیریل گروپ کو لینڈ پوزیشن سرٹیفیکیٹ ایشو کیا ان سبھی 40 لوگوں کی لائف فیز ون میں یعنی کہ ایک سال پہلے اقوال کی گئی تو اگر ان میں سے کسی کو شکایت تھی تو ایک سال سے یہ لوگ کیا کر رہے تھے اج بھی اگر ان میں سے کسی کو کوئی شکایت ہے تو جناب ضلع پرشاد ملا ہوا ہے کمپنیز ہیں کسانوں کی کمپلین کے باوجود ڈی ایم صاحب نے کمپنی کو پوزیشن سرٹیفکیٹ ایشو کر دیا اور یہ کہہ رہے ہیں کہ اسی ڈی ایم کے پاس جاؤ جس نے یہ فراڈ کیا ہے مائنڈ یور لینگویج وکیل صاحب وہ سینیئر سول سرونٹ ہے ذرا اب اس میں مجھے ٹھیک سے دیکھ کے بتاؤ کہ لینڈ ایکوزیشن ایکٹ کا النگن اور ڈی ایم صاحب کی ملی بھگت کے بارے میں کہاں لکھا ہے سوری جناب وہ جلد بازی میں چھوٹ گیا ریوائز پٹیشن میں ٹھیک کر دوں گا جی جو مکہ لڑائی کے بعد یاد ایا نا وکیل صاحب اسے خود اپنے منہ پہ مار لینا چاہیے جناب کہا نا ریوائز پٹیشن میں ٹھیک کر دوں گا اگر ریوائزڈ کی سپیلنگ معلوم ہے تمہیں ہیں یہ عرب پٹیشن تمہاری اس میں پٹیشنر کو پریزنر لکھ رکھا ہے ڈسٹرکٹ کورٹ کو اس کو کوڈ لکھتے ہیں اپ اور دو جگہ لینڈ کو جو لکھا وہ تو میں لوگوں کے سامنے بول بھی نہیں سکتا ہوں کوئی لکھتا ہے کیا چیز بنے جناب میری بات تو سنیے ذرا ارے جتنا سننا تھا سن لیا ہے کالی تمہارے کیس نہیں ہے اس کورٹ کے اندر بیٹھ جاؤ ویلکم جی تھینک یو سو رزلٹ کرنی پڑیں گی تو سینیئر سے بھی بات کرنی پڑے گی ابھی جو میٹر ہے نا وہ ہائی کورٹ میں واپس ریفر کیا میری کورٹ میں تو مجھے تو پروفیشنلی کام کرنا پڑے گا نا مطلب کچھ اونچ نی جو ہوئی تو اب تو جانتے ہو ائی گوڈ والوں کو پروموشن کے پوائنٹ کاٹ لیتے ہیں لوگ یران اچھا سر اگر اپ برا نہ مانے تو کچھ پوچھ سکتا ہوں سر اج پہلی بار ایسا ہوا کہ اپ نے ارگیومنٹ ختم ہونے کے بعد بھی ارڈر ہی پاس نہیں کیا سر دو لائن کا اپریٹو ارڈر تو اپ ہمیشہ سے دیتے ائے تجھے کیا لگتا ہے سر مجھے لگتا ہے کہ اس سے وہ جھولی کو اگلی ڈیٹ پہ ایک موقع اور مل گیا ان دونوں جانیں اور گناہ میں بہت سالوں سے جانتا ہوں بے وقوف ہیں اناڑی ہیں کم پڑھے لکھے ہیں لیکن سسر ہے ایماندار جی تک چلو ایک موقع دیا دیکھتے ہیں کیا ہوتا ہے اتنی تو پارسیلٹی ہوئی نا سر قاسم میاں ہمارے کانسٹیٹیوشن میں نا دو چیزیں بہت امپورٹنٹ ہیں ایک لیٹر اور ایکسپرٹ یعنی جو قانون میں لکھا گیا ہے وہ اور اس کے پیچھے کے سب سسر ہے لیٹر پہ ہی لگے رہتے ہیں ہیں جو لکھا ہے فالو کروں پہلے بند کرو گھر جاؤ ہی نا اس چکر میں سپرٹ یعنی کہ پیچھے کی بھاؤ نا یعنی بہت پیچھے رہ جاتی ہے بس کبھی کبھی اس بھاونا کا ہاتھ تھامنے کی کوشش کرتا ہوں اور اس کو پارشلٹی نہیں کہتے سچ کو جاننے کی کوشش کرتے ہیں کلائنٹ شور بڑی ہنسی ارہی تھی جو کورٹ میں اپنی حرکتیں دیکھی تو نے فسادی ہے نا کیس کہا تھا میں کر لیتا ہوں لڑ لیتا ہوں نہیں میں لڑوں گا کر لے کیا جانتا ہے تو لینڈ ایکوزیشن ایڈ کے بارے میں ٹیکنیکل میٹر یہ جاہل کتھا چولہا لا کے پانی بیچنا ہے ایک میں تجھ سے پیار سے بات کر رہا ہوں اچانک تمیز سے بات کر رہا ہوں سر ایک ہاتھ ماروں گا ڈھائی ڈال کم ہو جائے گا مار کے دکھا چل مار کے دکھا کیا ہوا او مار نا خوامخواہ پہن لوں گا رہندے ابھی ایسی نہیں ارہی تھی چلو ہنسنا ہنس ہنس ہنس کے دکھا ادھر یاس ر اب تو اپ کے پاس بہت اچھا موقع ہے ائیڈیل صاحب اور وہ اپنے سیکنڈ فیس کا جشن نے پبلک کروا دی ہے جلدی سے جی باقی سب پوزیشن اگے پیچھے چلے گا لیکن پرسول سب سے پہلے چاہیے سر ہمارا بات چیت چل رہا ہے جام پنچائت سے پھر کوئی کنٹروورسی کھڑا نہ ہو جائے اسی لیے رائٹ ٹائم کا ٹائم ان کی چیز کے ہوا نکل چکی ہے دونوں جولی اپس میں لڑ رہے ہیں کوچ ہمارے فیور میں ہے تم رائٹ کر رہے ہو یہ انڈیا ہے یہاں پہ ایک پرابلم سالو کرو جا کھڑے ہو جاتے ہیں ہاں پلیز تو ان کے لیے کتوں کی طرح لڑتے دو بکرے اج دلی کے کوٹ پری سر میں دو وکیلوں کے بیچ میں بھرم کر مارپیٹ کا ویڈیو سوشل میڈیا پر بہت وائرل ہو رہا ہے بتایا جا رہا ہے کہ ان میں سے ایک وصل جگنیشورمشرہ ککال پور کا رہنے والا ہے اور دوسرا جگت اشتیادی محنت سے ہے دونوں کے بیچ کسی کیس کو یہ اچھا نہیں ہوا جولی کورٹ میں میری مدد کرنے کے بجائے مذاق اڑا رہا تھا میرا حس رہا تھا مجھ پہ کیوں حضرت کوٹ میں بولو بولو اس کی سنی تھی تم نے لطیفہ پڑھ رہا تھا تو ڈراف کرنے میں تو ہیلپ کر دیتی ہے اچھے سے جانتے ہیں اس کی مدد ضائع نہیں کیا تم یہ کیس اکیلے لڑنا چاہتے ہو شیطان کا گورنمنٹ اکیلے توڑنا چاہتے ہو نشرہ بڑا ہوشیار ادمی ہے یار ارے چاہیے ہوتے ہیں ایسے تین کا تیرا کرنے والے بھی تو کیا کروں پیر پڑھوں اس کے ارتی بتاؤ اب یہ سب میں نہیں جانتی جولی مگر تم دونوں کے اپ سے لڑائی کی وجہ سے اگر جان کی اماں کے کیس کو کوئی نقصان ہوا نہ ہو تو میں بات کرنا چھوڑ دوں گی یہ کیا ہو چکا ہے یار ہم تمہاری جگہ ہوتے ہیں پتہ ہے کیا کرتے ہیں کیا کرتے ہیں اس کو لے کے اس کے گھر جاتے ہیں چار موٹی موٹی یو پی والی گالیاں سناتے ہیں اور پھر تو لولی لولی میک بناتے ہیں تم دونوں کیا ہوتے ہوئے اگر اماں یہ کس ہار گئی نا لعنت ہے یار تمہارا جھولی ہونے پہ اج کے بعد طالبت دینا اتنے بڑے ریسٹورنٹ میں لایا ہوں ہاں جی یہ سر ا ٹیبل فور سوری سر ویٹنگ ہے وہ کیا کریں پہلی بار اچھی جگہ لے کے ائی اور یہاں بھی دیکھیں ہم لوگوں کی نا قسمت ہی خراب ہے قسمت نہیں نیئر تھا اسے پتہ تھا یہاں پہ بیٹنگ پچھلے ایڈوانس میں ٹیبل بک نہیں کیا ایک دکھاؤں گی اگر یہی پلان تھا نا تو اج ہم کھانا یہی تھا کہ جائیں ٹیبل تو ہے نہیں نا چٹائی پہ بیٹھے ہیں اب میں نہیں پتا ٹیبل ہے بھائی بہت بڑی ٹیبل ہے اپ مطلب سچ میں وائٹ اس ڈریس میں نے اپ ایک دم کرینہ لوگوں کو ویسے اپ بھی ٹھیک ٹھاک ہی لگ رہے ہو سوٹ ہیپی ویلنٹائن ڈے ر اپ لوگ یہاں کیسے بھائی سر ویلنٹائن ڈے ہے اپ یہاں فادر بنا رہے ہیں اپنی بیٹی کے ساتھ بیٹی بیٹی کس کی بیٹی بھائی کون سی بیٹی ہم لوگ ڈیٹ پہ ہیں ٹھیک ہے اپ کی یہ اپ کی ڈیٹ ہے میڈم اپ نے اب اپ ذمہ کرتی ہیں ارے کیا کرتی ہیں کیا نہیں کرتی ہیں عزت تو میں کیا مطلب ہے نیٹ دینا یار مینٹین کیا ہے یار ٹھیک ہے سر میں اس کی طرف سے معافی ٹھیک ہے سوری اور بھی اپ لوگ کیا کر رہے ہو یہاں پر مطلب یہ جگہ مہنگی ہے مالو میں نا اپ کو پتہ ہے جناب ہم بھی ہیں نا اپنی بیوی کے ساتھ ویلنٹائن ڈے بنانے ائے تھے تو سر ایک ٹیبل نہیں ہے یہاں پہ پتہ نہیں کہاں جائیں گے ابھی میں نے ایک بات کہنی تھی اگر ہم یہاں بیٹھ جاتے ہیں ا کے اور اپ کھانا کھا لیں گے جناب چار سیٹ خالی پڑی ہے ہم لوگ اکیپ کر لیں گے اب وہ نہیں ہے نا کوئی ائیڈیا سر ہاتھ پکڑ کے بولا ہاتھ وہ گر کے بولا تھینک یو اوکے لائس سر کے لیے چاکلیٹ فار یوسف ایک چیز ک کیاس ہیں کیا بات ہے مسلہ تو پوچھا وہ اوشا نہیں جا اس پر میری بات سنو پیار اندر رکھنا ان کا یہی ہے بعض بعد میں لڑتے رہتے ہیں میں ابھی چلنا ساتھ میں سر اپ چلے گی دیکھو تمہارا کیس ہے تم سنبھالو نہیں زیادہ بڑھ گئی بات ہاں بٹ ان کا برائٹر سلائڈ ٹیبل میں کم سے کم پانچ منٹ کا سائز تو یہ بھی صحیح ہے بالکل 24750 او تیری جج صاحب میرا کچھ نہیں جبوتر چپ کے جانا سر گرام بچا نے تو گاؤں خالی کرنے سے انکار کر دیا سر لیکن اپ سے بولا تھا تو کم ہو جائے گا پر چھوڑ کے بچے بچے کی زبان پر راجہ ارام کی بول رہی ہے جدو اگے پانی میں ہے کٹ پلانے سے نہیں میٹھا نہیں ہوتا ڈی ایم صاحب نے کہا میں کہتا ہوں سب تو تب ٹھیک ہی بولا تھا ایک پرابلم سالو کرو تو چار کھڑا ہو جاتا ہے اب کیا کرے گا اب اگر چاہیں تو ایمرجنسی کلوز کا نوٹس دیکھیں 24 گھنٹے میں گاؤں خالی کروا سکتے ہیں یہ 24 گھنٹے جی سر اور پھر بھی وہ اگر خالی نہ کرے تو تو پھر پولیس غلط ہے نا سر یہ میرے ہاتھ میں ضلع ادھکاری اب ایک سین دکھتا جی کا نوٹس ہے اس میں لکھا ہے کہ اگلے 24 گھنٹوں میں اگر ہم لوگوں نے گاؤں خالی نہیں کیا تو اسے سرکاری زمین پر گاؤں والوں کا عبید قبضہ مان لیا جائے گا ہمارے گاؤں میں ہمیں بتا رہا ہے سالے ہم یہ ریٹائر فوجی ہیں وکیل صاحب سرحد پر دشمن سے لڑے تھے
One battle After Another - Leonardo Decaprio
here's your main charge this is your cell phone don't stop itself first thing we're gonna do is you're gonna turn on your cell phone with that without her without your cap attached so you don't accidentally detonate your charger here take the similar Wilson this is a warning field we plan to the bomb at the Haymarket office a reelection campaign we warned you that abortion band he didn't want to f****** listen So for my sister's name and go straight necessarily yours for city of everyone else m*********** revolutionary violence is the only way I won't tell them they won't tell me to overcome nobody get hurt so it doesn't matter tell you about looking for 75 more found you uncles of two we have two devices for two locations set three blocks apart but Mae West completes her device in the administration building profitian I take the courthouse bombs are planted devices are detonated by remote that seven pm after hours from here on in it's one battle after another we want me to do I want you to do worse you can blow up anything you want to doesn't make any difference to me I want my hat and my gun if you want to keep doing what you're doing you'll meet me at the primrose path 2300 skip here you were my first and only to every day I'll be true to you don't let me go I'll be true to you was able fun this is the fun the guys is the f****** fun I mean I said white bread Philistine a****** corporate culture who's only and is to perfect the and some advertising but I've loaded this if you see the different routers m************ things I want to make sure the f****** profit so she doesn't even realize she's pregnant you know you are so unsuitable for my daughter me yeah you That's hilarious my child comes from a whole line of revolutionary and you look so lost she's a runner US time what are you gonna do about this baby
his only goal is to perfect the science of advertising
Baby where you think you're going huh Where you going right now go you realizing we're family now right you don't have to do this anymore you realize I'll put myself first right and that's what you're scared of but we have her now he do get that right I put myself first in our project your lack of original lack of original you stop with all this fit would you take whatever you take her corn He's okay babe 2K this is a new consciousness and consciousness and my turn your mother you want to power over me to series and you want to power over the world you in your chrome lino ego will never do this revolution like me to the revolution maybe go do it that girls I love see my face this little standard of shape I just want your money young money pay for my artillery my transportation my dynamite my am with black power looks like my face my face I'm gonna press stop moving stop f****** moving I'm not f****** moving man this department doesn't do any special theories especially for black girls very killer it's the least of it you'll do 30 40 years of prison it's too bad you don't know anybody this way life okay I'm not passing these out to just anybody was wrong I know get a phone if you gotta get us on make it one G the early analog stuff they don't scan those frequencies anymore you'll be fine otherwise no phones if guitars are up we're gonna be able to find each other in any case memorize everything in this envelope burn it when you're done you don't go back to cross right away you go to Denver first you spend a week and Denver while you're in Denver plant those decoys when that's all clear and that job is done then you go on to back to cross these are the new names and socials right so who would who is supposed to be your Bob and Willow Ferguson's a mother and son who died in childbirth last month so pretending to be dead folks you want to think about it that way yes but there are bigger deaths down the line if we don't do this I want you to think big picture here right this is bigger than you were I this is bigger than the original bobbin okay yeah welcome to the world Bob let's go big picture God yeah okay okay okay gotta go I'm sorry you wanna go I gotta go God holder don't commit any crimes you will testify when we need to testify look for sort of business find a job pay your bills you good welcome to the mainstream America Revolution we can't fight indign come m************ for a Chinese very little Hey Anita I'm not breathing Just doing it times your heart you're afraid to pay the fee so you somebody who can family When you Cuz it's time That's the time Get me running and you know do your oh yeah wanna do your dirty work No more okay You have game history class kitchen the right kind of history I hope Lincoln see got all the greats here huh oh yeah or is it intentions to the Roosevelt over there and Hope you teach about the Philippines Don't get all into the details just yet but we don't have to run them either s*** go to tell the truth and then you got the grand wizard over there right Mr Benjamin Franklin More father f****** slave owner You've been friends you can't do that here in the classroom table owners I've been here and Well overall to get into it will is doing really great she's a confident leader she works hard you can tell that she actually cares about being a good student you know she enters class each day ready to work full of energy the other students really admire her are you okay if I get emotional it's just tears of joy that's all I see this is very emotional for you I don't know you know we'll grow up without her mom her mom died he very young oh you see so will never knew her mother no that can be very hard on young women sorry I wouldn't scare here to stick with you please follow me very then dress was formal so we do much of the fill out place perfect and understandable soon please said Shane Mitchell says hello all the big dogs he still building nothing rush the construction project that never ends I'm sure he'll get it done we give him my best to do thank you how is your journey from here to find sir you don't agree it worked on there thank you very much each and every day is hand to hand combat in the spread of uncontrolled migration in it yes it is sir yeah hello and we'll say the planet just start with immigration that's exactly right sir you said that few years back after squatting pedal and I understand you've expressed an interest in us yes sir I have and does it honor you to be considered for membership in our club it's a very deep monitor yes it is Steve we have in the past offered membership to certain members of the military we found their tactical battlefield expertise to be quite useful now our aim and your aim is the same to find dangerous lunatics haters and punk trash and stop them no more lunatics you know I'm not sure if you've heard or not but Jim Kringle passed away well I did hear that yes this means an opening Colonel I don't think I'm being immodest when I say 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congratulations on your daughter's wedding thank you we'll be in touch thank you Thank you Sandy having on the it after and working for dedicated teamwork to take it directly to the calculus overwards or extracting value from your life this very second go ahead what do you think is a Facebook is gonna happen on your Instagram it has another tag somewhere I think not and don't forget while you're doing it this is a nation that gives don't think they're separate don't break them apart they're not like how our summerville how are you good the French 75 the resistance the gringo coyote billy goat on your homework good take a look around take it all in if you need anything drink okay you're still alive that's a good sign right seem to be yeah you know why you're still alive you tell me I will tell you I need you to tell me where baby Charlene is what's her name where she lived I need to know where the rocket man lives I need to know his name get on Pat okay cooperate their names are Fred Flintstone and Arthur Fonsarelli and their address is office in Tari 11 I love it m*********** sitting on plastic in a containery still got jokes I just want you to know that I'm not scared I appreciate that if I was in your shoes I wouldn't be scared either I just don't know if your sister would feel that way What's his sister's name Pamela the tacos good you get all the intel on the gathering spots the hotspots for teeny boxers on it securing of checking looking frozen food farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the AO simultaneously local law enforcement you will clear and secure Blaski's tires rally burritos Mexican restaurant on Old California Road Tiburon taco shack and the bocton mall and the gas station on J and Boiler Street This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies We spent the local populace to be simple and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight gentlemen not all this old equipment from from Steely Danville studio to try to get that that sort of vintage you know that sort of crackling tube sound you don't need any of that stuff anymore he bought out a computer program over the press of budgie monument how did you get home well with my car you drove so what would you my babysitter what what yeah I know how to drink and drive honey I know what I'm doing I did that much what what what I don't want to be your babysitter I don't want to worry if you wrapped your car around a telephone pole why didn't ask for this that's just how the cars are rolled out for me it's it's dice sweetie what it's not cards you don't roll cards is dice f*** off but just f*** off with that okay grow up Wow okay Well you look I like the way you're standing up for yourself I'm proud of you honey but the way you speak to your father sometimes it's just I don't know you're right you should tell me what you think always never hold anything back for me what the f*** is wrong with you you're right that's something I got to I got to remember and I I f****** sometimes Well who's this Who's that who is that friends I think just they have red car like that just driving a little loud don't you think it's just a car and you told them they could do that yes tell them to come to the house yes no who's the one with the lipstick what's that what's happening Bobo Bobo now is that a he or she or they that come on nor they transitioning I want to know they're known binary number okay I just want to be polite it's not that they then do this little f****** freak at the door probably blew it off just coming to my house like this all right is that is that your date to the dance my friend okay you're not going anywhere with your goddamn friend until you take it take it yep put in your pocket I want to put in my pocket put it in your garter whatever you guys my f****** garter what's up homie how's it going you cool yeah I just here yeah yeah you normally knock that loud that somebody house like that give us a sec putting you got you got a purse this is not negotiable putting your purse nobody's coming to get you Bob you know that right that's what you think what's up guys guys cool guys hanging yeah one of the dance yeah it's cool to me somewhere we knew that I'm doing that exact same thing your entire f****** family and my f****** run where's what he's telling me we're talking about freedom baby we're talking about freedom freedoms of funny thing isn't it when you have it you don't appreciate it when you miss it it's gone it's just gone oh is a chemo casserole with frosted flakes in the oven don't leave it on got it have fun homie all right go with yo yeah not USA her I'm talking to her getting the f****** car say it say it baby love you Bob me too come on baby say it back to me Green Acres Beverly hillbillies who develop junction no longer be so goddamn relevant and we're moving like character family got down with January search for tomorrow because black people will be in the streets looking for a brighter day through revolution will not be televised that's not if anyone said that s*** to me to trust in with my life right now you need to because you're in trouble well all right now there's an SOS signal out I'm here to help but we have to leave here right away look I know your mom your dad I'm going to have a lot of questions and I'll answer them later but right now we have to roll we leave here with me what any river here okay you have to save on my sign you have to do exactly as I said you understand yes ma'am you have a phone on you no right let's go stop my dad don't know what to do he trains to this my f****** daughter left the house she's not in the house with me so you got to give me more information lady champagne and her team had extracted Willa she said good okay good keep her there will be saying well okay tell me the rendezvous point what's the hello what's the f****** rendezvous hello f*** f*** okay okay love don't panic don't f****** panic Bob keep your s*** together Don't give a f*** in paranoid do what you got to do okay step one step one so I got a tunnel we think is Obama guess cover here skip there are no hands on the clock because they're not needed what time is it f*** you know I don't I don't I don't remember that part right but let's just not nitpick over the past word so look this is Bob Ferguson right you just called my house let's live let's cut the s*** I need the rendezvous point what kind of it look Steve locked judges attack my home I lost my daughter this is Bob Ferguson to understand I don't remember anymore this I don't remember anymore this code speak right let's just get on with what is the rendezvous okay I need you to I'm not f****** you f****** with me You f****** with another mother f***** You just called me This is Bob Fergus Noticing that somebody from the resistance with the French 75 just called my house you don't remember and this cold speaking and this stupid f****** hotline which is a f****** miracle so stop f****** with me and give you the f****** point spending the rebellion text a little harder I'm done you called me do you understand that you f****** retard you called me I need to find daughter Well then call us back when you have the time Did you just you just f****** hang up on me You f****** little f****** prick You was a pillow skip right now what with what What do you say that something yeah can help you but I'm calling call Marisela tell her for my wife basically in the car yes I'm gonna cause bras and I'll call you back okay okay bye Wow we gotta go I need a weapon man oh you gotta stop doing nunchucks here you know what you're gonna done what's going on that's heavy metal rock yeah hey where is she I don't know I got a charge my phone to find out there use my phone okay I can't they'll trace that phone I got to use my phone let's do that on my place I'm gonna go your place yeah you got gun in your place I'll get you a gun you haven't gone right yes okay right now it's a goddamn roundup I gotta deal with this s*** okay just take that to go let's go to your place let's go to your place charge myself you got a gun there to tell me okay listen breathe okay hello what's your weight what's your waves let's go let's go you don't know my place use my phone no no they trace that understand they trace those calls that's what the shades Me and Willis mom used to run around and do some real bad s*** together our little part for the Frank 75 they got her another coming after us Nobody don't rip off So I'm Agent Danvers how are you great what's your name glitter Pluto nice to meet you bluto you might have your phone going to lock it for me thank you hey sorry for crashing the party like we did but we have a few questions we want to ask you is that all right with you sure you're shaking you okay you nervous logo do you need anything if you tell me the truth you're out of here in 10 seconds yes if you line to me we're gonna have some problems yes you know well the Ferguson right I do how do you know her good friends okay do you know where she is right now I'm not sure When's the last time you saw I'm sorry to dance Before you guys came into the dance What's her number She's an Apple phone her dad doesn't let her so the only high school girl in America will the Ferguson doesn't have a phone Like I say After another residential address for a Sergio Saint Carlos What is it it's all tracking device it goes off of this within a hundred yards of hers if it works and never works sometimes it doesn't mostly it doesn't what about her phone the naval phone what she has a phone yes she's not you have her phone number man no everybody knows she has a phone everybody knows she has a why didn't you tell me she has a phone maybe she's not don't maybe even want you to get mad I don't get don't get mad about anything anymore scare no no we should be that I mentioned Steve Lockjaw yeah yeah what he tell you is the one who killed my mom Billy up into it yeah thank you I need your help okay I need to go upstairs and do your favorite I know you don't like the tunnel you're gonna have to come with me upstairs keep my head yeah it's never get off your phone number until the front of the store keep an eye on the store Get up the phone Come on the phone man I'm trying to charge the phone God damn man here please No I don't know Wow don't say that you're there follow me line them up with the hallway I'll be in 24 you win song and you lose somebody come back on defense I'm different man Thank you very much put in my room it's more time Aubrey get off the phone go to the second floor we're moving the mountains back here is everybody yeah everybody this is Bob the green was about everybody say hello okay hello I need you to go to the second floor myself we're moving them out now this is Rachel hi Rachel this is Bob and this is land and there was one yeah back here nice to meet you right here I'll be on the couch thank you brother thank you out oh come on it's my room thank you girls yeah sorry man okay come on baby come on come on man come on become for me I got power I got power loading on the US
if want to know one thing when this is all synonym what what is your name on any to know your name yeah to my Joshua get a better name come right Josh it's a f****** ridiculous name for revolutionary first off second off I want to know your coordinates I want to know your location right now what is it just secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki and the stolen land of the Jumanji really intolerable man this is not the way the revolutionaries do s*** no hard you are to talk to do you know the information that I'm trying to give you you're a little nitpicking brick that's what you are a little nitpicking prick and you know what I'm gonna do to nit picking bricks I'm gonna call in a gray hawk 10 calling in Colin a gray haunted all right I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now because I know you got one I know you got one comrade Josh all right you're born way over your f****** head way over your head all right put your commanding officer on the phone now because you're calling it a gray Honda Collin in a gray Hawk 10 Conrad please hold that's some f***** up get picking s*** over yeah you're one password assholes I'm sorry brought all this s*** to your door man I'm sorry about everything okay well we took you we will lace each for hundreds of years you did nothing wrong don't get selfish life man nice is always some little little tiny detail right both of you okay it's in front wake up we go this answer but I got you beneficial need the Randolph point now you'll moment you're gonna know it what's my favorite kind of p**** Mexican hairless okay one second m*********** second more hero tapeworm who is sisters of the brave fever sisters of the brave people I don't know is that that compound out in the hills I need the coordinates exact coordinates okay one second tell them I'm gonna get there apologize need it hello hi prick give me the f*** it's now make it snappy located up the road okay slow down articulate bring up the holy wishing road to Craw Creek and then to Chupacabra Hills Time to go Bob right let's go let's go I got the courtesy and got the window Bob I'm careful who got the window be perfect they're here God damn it OG I think was closing Carino's are going okay knock you know what to do I find a and they find us the roof across to my commonal athletes alley here of my case you drop them off you call me I think with them I supposed to go with you I need you brother sentencing please courage but character Thank you Hey thank you sensei Thank you sunset Thank you this way don't give a s*** what you do I'm gonna need that number the next 10 seconds and I don't think so Do I look like your parent time give me the f****** number stand up put your hands behind your back all over phone number up put your hands behind your back couple get him out here I have it You haven't now what is it I thought you took AP common sense It's the f*** down What's the number It's under illicit give it to me give it to me I asked you if you had a phone you looked me in my face and you lied I'm here to thank your f****** life Do you understand don't lie to me again and f****** the treatment should take on and my rifle okay made me a secret heart we can learn what I eat and secure what I should if that's what you mean that's what I mean sister box show baby perfidia to the punch of the abroad I let me write she down to you so you'll have the towels over here the bathroom is straight through there the pillows is right there as you can see and don't ask for the f****** Wi-Fi because we ain't got none make yourself at home go a lot what does she know Thanks for Mom was a hero and I I don't have a gun so tell the truth I couldn't put video but really you it's a problem that keeps on giving this revolution doesn't need another one of her running around should hard enough got more fighting you than the rest of us Deandra I got sick of this s*** a long time ago for me to you these are the mercy story darling thank you great laundry yeah yeah but I'm actually I think I'm about to be running late well and I can fix you some panc you can have them on your way out are you are these the banana pancakes the famous Alice banana pancakes those are the one I know they're waiting for you I'm gonna get down there it's great to see again Ellis good to see you too that's good to see you again saved over throttle and bill good to see again Merry Christmas and of course you know Roy Moore fifth fleet field general from the Southwest Absolutely sir Good morning Take a seat so what's cooking how can I help Well Tim there's this troubling the rumor we've just heard and we brought you in to see if you can help clear up I'm an angry over the bill how'd you do the details how do you build Tim I'm gonna get right to it present unconfirmed report that kernels Steven J Lockjaw is the father of a mixed race child which makes there's no real easy way to say this but yeah it's black Well that would be quite the revelation if it were true Bill may I ask what your sources Sure best part of a double yanky white background check some old paperwork turned up in a computer file on the black militant named jungle p**** She told an officer this very story 15 years ago 15 years ago It's been there the whole time in ancient file pure luck so we're supposed to know she's long dead no more busy now a few days ago a lockjaw hired a bounty hunter to make a civilian extraction in El Paso it was led by an Avanti Q you know him yeah I know about he's a good soldier not great I mean he's excellent but he's not a native son it's his dirty little secret he's he passes for half Mexican but he's actually part Comanche here I don't know ask him oh he's a fantastic tracker in Italian how much money someone had in their pocket based on a footprint but he is not homegrown so I would not trust it yeah well he's apparently good enough to find with lockjaw was looking for yeah you found Howard Somerville experts 75 here runs an underground railroad bringing illegals from our southern border to back down cross and the north where he set up a so-called sanctuary city giving jobs and housing to drug dealers and psychopaths is also a referendic really well he sounds like a class act this guy next thing we know current law tells mobilized his task force in the backdamp cross and conducted a class a raid on the chicken-licking frozen farm oh no I loved their nuggets home this could mean in a nugget shortage not to mention the chicken-lickens own via our fellow Christmas adventure brother Burt Remhorn who wants his wetbacks back to work next hit the high school Tim you the high school and now all hell is broken loose on the streets of acting cross and he's turned off his attacks I'm sorry and rub but I think I'm picking up what you gentler land down here this is a curious chain of events so Lockjaw is looking for his half breed but do we know where the mama bear is not perfidia Beverly Hills currently MIA former French 75 she went into witness protection of about 15 years ago only to disappear the arresting agent Colonel Steven Taylor agency settings ever in Cuba or Algiers depending on the report so not the mothering type I take it and they call us the savages black jaw got his dick dirty he needs to clean it he can find this kid he can dispose of the evidence and continue to make fours out of all of us what would you like me to do sir yeah given your expertise and family cases we feel they make it clean clean we should all be able to eat off the floor it's that claim yes sir well alright chance I got married west and they say Nick be with you oh hell same day okay was she a red yeah she was my dad told me she was a hero they stop hanging your head stop hanging in your head stop hanging in your head on that okay so you know your last name but your last name Batman okay come on you know your real last name park Peter Parker media Parker I listen to your last chance we don't give me real last name it's gonna be another time okay stop harassing me for God's sakes Parker Jim Parker man this is Jim Park yeah okay Jim what's your date of birth I am so worthy man ladies yeah let's go you're up let's go updown Mr Jim Parker is that much 42 years old So she's gonna be taking your vitals behind you okay Mr Parker Mr Parker over here Japanese medical problems Mr Parker can you look at me sir you look at me are you diabetic Are you diabetic yeah did you take your insulin yesterday you know if you're a bad owner you make sure you take your insulin on a daily basis right officer we're not gonna be able to take this way any school to the year thank you sir have a good day he has to go okay Mr Parker here's your restroom okay let's check your sugar you are going to go through the bathroom straight down the hall to the right to the fire escape right now right now right now Thank you let's play for certain prayer Sir I'm currently Steve Lockjaw I'm not being f***** with You got any information from me spit it out It's our car grave and heading north of Rock Creek Road Terry Putin tell white man driving black girl passenger yours until these hills sisters of the brave beaver were they they grow weed they're nonsense that's some kind of sick joke on God I'm not joking how many women I don't know a bunch 10 or 20 weapons I think they're vegetarian man let's do what we do the students still to import injury mountain chain 10 kilometers northwest have copied This myth close but if it does mine if it's a straight line that problem what is to future How old do you now by home do mean federal prison for you maybe save your life position I did not say that but I see the listening issue No you are smart ass You are you know You just do this little princess aren't you some life now making love in my heart smart mouth and I buried up it's never thought this f***** would come back for us I got lazy man I wasn't paying attention I love the person coming through that door when they was gonna be your mom not this f****** a****** floor see your daughter you know she teacher girl stuff and do her hair she be a mom I'm not headed on foot I'm fine we go the turn of this gas station on the slow down and we talking roll I'll take it from there I'm buck one get ready talking right yeah okay you know a freedom is what fear just like don't f****** cruise jumper form one Give go go freedom and she f***** the weak She was okay you should respect your mother and your father both hope you up guys out 5 miles outside Del Rio my oldest landing You get her to them a page of daily rate Is that from Lockjaw we've got a body Thanks wagon burner
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wait here I'll just grab them from my office and I just didn't want to expose you to certain stuff you know I didn't want to feel sad or are confused about it don't know what I wanted I wanted I wanted to protect you from all your mom's s*** all my s*** I just suppose I wanted to be the one that you came to for help right in order the one the cool dad that you could say anything to even though I know that's impossible but I don't know I don't know why you about anything anymore and I've been holding on to something for a couple years now and I just want to I just want to give it to you okay I'm gonna share this with you and if you want to see it you can see it you want to see it I don't know what it is that I don't know what it is now it's a it's a letter to letter from your mom from here for you it's you want to go read it along go ahead connecting from my family pretending my whole life I can't it be strong is it too late for us after all my life are you happy do you have love holy do when you drive changed the world maybe you will not maybe you will be the one who puts the world right and I wish I know someday when it's right in the safe you'll find me please just
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it's been mentioned don't f*** it up before his industry and some fun for him so test my home I don't have to be honest architect architect I kind of do this yeah we are excited to save here you know when we work together I was like this guy it's gonna do something special how how did you know maybe after this you will to feel here yes to the thank you what you do oh I think I should get this it's gonna happen okay oh God give me the cricket that's pretty pretty serious no we will be yeah we we've got to go everything okay well a few years ago in England and we helped an escaped config to his hiding out on the Moors we gave him food ready on its and then he was gone but apparently he's turned up at our home here and he has a rucksack full of coke and a sword so we're calling you well let us know if you need help with the coke baby rock cycle of coconut sword thank you for lying so badly for me you dear anything I do believe that's true it is In the East Bay Maritime Museum Architect Theo Rose has created a new form a groundbreaking design that celebrates those sailors who quested into the unknown and as they sailed from California into the open sea with courage and curiosity about what was possible Well I found that the building had to do the same areas yo amazing building money you're about to leave an indelible mark on the earth Thank you Not everyone does you know Most people just push paper and small talk have dull sex leave near a dent they sell under what's the point okay yeah great I heard that on a podcast or something I was like think out that's not me Talk I think if I it's not gonna fall to place hit that first and then that squeeze that when that and that sold I made I came when I first tried it no problems for you sexuality is fast and it is incorrect but it and go it's gonna be okay it's not gonna fall don't know my friend don't tell like there they show your right oh yeah yeah I'll be fine you know water for dogs back just so pumping their own sorry you wanted to tell me something I heard you yelling I can't recall your review how is it it's not raining was rating nobody going through this I mean this is amazing it's just a dumb review it's the same thing as your saying we're dealing with gonna be forgotten tomorrow today's news tomorrow's fish and chips see all right what's he say he doesn't really and it seemed rude to ask here's wife and you don't usually mind being rude he's crushed and embarrassed and I don't want to make it worse by making him talk about it Don't cut a phone It's all kind of fold I think in my it's not gonna fall so I'm gonna fall and s*** it's coming down he said we could have lunch with the shack I think it might Oh that dress my God you need to come out here What your food hello feel hi hey I beside you okay I told you that dumbass shell on top of the building was dangerous the engineers are blaming him someone's got to go down for this personally I feel for you I mean some people will
attend Yeah bigger okay dismissed friend I thought I was inspiring Like Obama was in the room come here my darling we are going to be just fine no more than fine wind speeds go left on my levels and if lemons don't get me some lemons I'm never still this is on the past and I'm sweating into my eyeballs obviously I applaud your passion you should know it could lead to marriage and children it's probably some hygiene bylor about this just touch put each other okay as you were Carol well done Thank you you just hold the line these detail photo shoot from your magazine nude I don't think so will there anyway now I need to go and collapse all right mama chocolate and blackberry ran we can't you know way what designed to contract with Dad It's more commitment than a contract That's true let's heat these while we discuss the ridiculousness of that he said she do this we just politely decline we politely decline you make them sign a contract more commitment the kids I should be having fun working towards a girl is fun no ice cream sandwiches have midnight it is fun no one is the enemy of the girl you can't beat them into danks of mission to quote Bukowski you're reading because he doesn't by the way they don't want the fact that means they should be Harry Potter all Dr f****** Susie moved touched over rocked I didn't think I'd have to fight for the well-being of my children I thought I could trust you to mold them in a kind and f****** nurture in way okay kids Hi you really don't have to keep doing this it's okay guys We sign it's more of a commitment maybe you don't have to but then what's the point of making it what's that teach us I mean that's a f****** bad lesson whoa what's your phone coming from I just trying to random in on dad and honestly it's kind of f****** cool no f****** no it didn't okay back to bed us and I can sleep You and your honey words feels good right pain is just weakness leaving the body come from tickets are heavenly creatures really occasionally think they might sprout wings and reveal themselves to engines and then fly back to heaven Is David Chang think so yeah you took that towards me a little bit it's like a plague can you show me when you find some how'd they die well the condition is done as them and then I take them off the comb and I break their backs this is awesome Hello outside because it's your turn to look after the kids and help them with a home I can have an eye not even close I'm on a check to LA with David Chang to get the photo that is what it was Nancy so rights amazing I'm just some ham on a more champagne maybe please conveil my Instagram He shows the conference so you're coming home when tomorrow Yeah I know I should have run an asked and then I thought ask what for the mission because we just want to be the couple of love each other and allow each other to grasp the chances like gives us doing it yes rhetorical and entrapment but yes yes yes no no of course we do yeah titanic how was your day Well the neighbor's dog shows in the laundry the kids have got nits and I left eyes stretching because I'm so freaking tired I'm gonna I don't have to do say no nothing you go have fun I love you in your big generous heart Why are you so cross at her some dick dick he has Hey there Well I had so much fun I can't remember the last time I had found right That's awesome fun It's also I just in people to talk to people who do stuff you know think stuff amazing stuff just out in the world doing stuff really that tone No it's just washing that I spent some error So it's about shagging you all the way back from the good it eats yes it's just I'm I'm working my a****** really you want to do that instead of doing me I also work hard as I appreciate it you yes I do did you say I appreciate it when I said I've been working my ass off no so the question becomes to you yes I appreciate it darling seemed a little lackluster like I don't know maybe we're forced into it I have fun that's all you begrudged me that glad you're from f****** awesome I've got these even with the boobs yeah an hour and a half out of my way through LA Russia to get you Bob's donuts s*** daughter something I know what a b**** is a massive f****** victory if you're using it I f****** know I'm so sorry I'm so sorry it's because I was jealous and I was begging your family which is not cool not sexy hit a buttercup and then we're gonna have some sugar yeah is that fine no that's Jane she said did you get the Bobstone nuts that don't ice cream idea is brilliant let's test kitchen is it 10 am kiss kiss yeah those because there for you but the first the first idea was even in the second idea was the was the ice cream idea but official 42 43 44 with 546 for 7 48 49 50 I like their bling and literally never take them off I would you in your state champions rebel in the glory I say that one day the glory will land however everything's great you know shacks are monsters success and the kids are killing it they won't actually let themselves stop a workout until they're dizzy and trying up so that's that's yeah and I'm actually I'm really loving it yeah but you know we're still a failure women don't like that I sense troublesome yeah yeah if you need a shoulder or an inner thigh the lemur Parent King IV and I adjust fine Oh it's intense right have to think I didn't so is everything okay yeah what just seems an undercurrent and discontent between you oh you could float a boat in that current what really was a busy island I have the most cherished inertia relationship don't you blow random truck drivers in our car park and for that time minutes I cherish and I nourish them with him everybody seems to think we hate each other undercurrent of discontent was the phrase but yes crazy that's what sometimes I do hate you funny no seriously well don't you have that when you whole body is seized by dizzying waves of f****** hatred Jesus really you don't have that I thought we all did married people and you know you just have to let it go and it'll pass like a wave crush is someone beats in the Pacific Let me put this I taking it personally Put decide to dizzy hatred you have for me Sporadic dizzying hatred you really don't feel like that about me at all what the other day I didn't think of Charles Manson inviting me on a picnic and if you invited me on a picnic I'd go with Charlie Charles Manson yeah Charles met some good day well jammy with the beach boys days opposed to plotting a murderous rampage day don't take it personally medicine yeah I think we both have it right you think we should try and find out why we haven't but it's normal though it's work is too much work it's I mean I love them but they are draining the marrow of my f****** soul and I still love us hate everyone but I miss you we should do something is it really who kids hmm I will you'll just you and me I feel that sleep now yeah that's great yeah you a freelancing oh my god that f****** video is not going to go it's not going to It was so funny so long ago I'd actually forgotten about it one has them I mean not in our business and everybody here oh do I know the budget sure You all right in there other there I'd like to scotches please I heard a noise was there a noise a wheelchange a relief so to Scott shouldn't wake her and a thoughtful marriage a good partner drinks the others drink a while they sleep I think she'll have another as well I yeah you do that I'm trying to resist dropping something heavy on you actually sandwich we still
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hear how talented you are Does he have to pay to carry the weight of greatness town What's it like being back in your hometown after the amazing season you had on the football field I mean you were a walk on and then you took that starting position That means the ladies unless they come 40 No I'm spoken for very happily Make sure you write that down It's just needed to know It's always nice being back home Home good meals Family is everything to me He loves it And I'm sure your family is really proud and excited to see you perform in the combine pretty soon Are you nervous about that More so excited for the opportunity to perform Just take everything back into my pops time Elan everything knows about the game Always saying I can already see it now can running down the tunnel with the fire and slow with crowd chanters and they was not running out of paternity leave it because you was busy running the mountain a lot of people are saying you could be the next great quarterback that you put that with some guidance you could be the next goal is that the goal well my dad did tell me that I could always be the greatest of all time so God willing I want to be the goal you'll care What's our coach Nice to have you back home I lock up when you're done I got about all right that's a bit I appreciate you career ending As this doctor I can't time would say for him to play and that's a fair to the USFF football Federation combine where we get to see the next draft class along with every GN coach and order I'm glad to see the potential number one overall pick camera gate here at attendance do you have any doubts about whether or not this attack affected him in any way they've been silenced he has one of the brightest futures in this draft class without a doubt I mean this kid you look at him so talented maybe a tragedy to see his town go waste don't don't give me wrong the kid had a great college career no doubt about it I don't want to jump ahead of myself but I got to say it we could be watching the beginning of the greatest quarterback do ever play this game I don't need a got to get some right for the camera to my boys are getting attacked what the f*** is wrong with these people always wrong again but nothing need to be wrong with us showing you him dog in jail Washington Kardashian you're selling hymns on the side man on fire you seen the movie showing you ain't no b**** baby doing Hey I got a question tonight pull up to the crib bro we're going up you two game I'll be there shallow may got my junkyard dog in there huh we got my rabies more come on let me here you go oh all right we're good we got press conference in five hey Jasmine like those edges are you sure you're ready to go do this Drew don't call me bro Mom it's glorified Calistinis all the years to do is throw the board away he do we good but his brain is swollen he is good not suiting up but it was four seasons of tape on the kids he's got nothing to prove by running the 40 for cameras like he's some kind of prized pig at a state fair I mean the f*** is this white and you just signed Cameron Kate so are the rumors true is why playing one final season this is Tim Fuller hat s*** okay well the San Antonio Saviors looking for successor ended cave just flows chance Those are great questions come over great me and you I gave against state you saw that all I'm like a cannon no f****** way that's crazy I really appreciate that means a lot coming from you guys tell the truth welcome home please excuse the mess I like to live off the land while I'm out here you know you you kill that yourself Do you know what quarterbacks exist win games no Native American boys at the Carlisle Indian School had to play these big ass white boys from Yale The Indian kids they were outside but they outsmarted them they created all these trip plays like the forward pass and these white boys all they didn't like it they wanted to make the game more brutal to fit their style to play and the game got so violent that kids was dying on the field and the president had to come in and make the forward past legal So those little Carl all Indian boys they go on to perfect spiral now their mascots so what I'm saying to you cam is n**** don't be no mascot yeah so call me service man call me say yes sir I mean yeah cell phone oh yeah hmm radical detachment no cell phones no phone calls no p****** no p*** tube no only fans no grinder no slide in the DM just football that's once you think of this like many boot camp prepared to show out for the owners of this team most importantly Well he hope this okay Don't be scared It's already dead Hope that right there Okay ready I want you to smash that down real high Great wait wait And don't forget have fun f*** this up it again more witnesses good harness I'm doing it yourself today
wait When we says day one you need to realignment painkillers Toradol shot a goddamn handjob that's your man best in the world No nice fracture with blood force trawler anything else we should know about No not that good oh oh s*** okay guides off you're in demand drop your jaws so physical man would you got a baby dick or something Michael what you got the baby did nothing couldn't fix mine are the to let me ask you would you rather run one to attend one four four 40 over 10 all about the verse and 1/4 tennis football fast for 40 I should stop points all right without the ability to never get tired when never get injured think about how many almost grades we lost injury yeah I can never get into it what if you can't avoid doing it who are they there but it just was a free agent with nothing to lose oh he's gonna play okay nothing we gonna play man you said this one out and tired and all you still recovering all right see later yo is good you brought too many shirtless n***** man I told you to thank me later little you here night It's my damn I got a cousin a power to you're not bad for here Give me some receivers I can so hard get the f*** out here Hey Daddy was a bit hey You shouldn't talk like that on a field right listen you are QB all the f****** blame goes on your f****** shoulders all the glory of the deep it's all on your home so please right he's right so hot this mesh into a after a study we should together going to need you to sit in a hyperbaric chamber for a couple of hours it's medicine for the rain okay to thing was his name's gonna be okay you know for furthermore that's what's his name do we really give a f*** sarcastic award man think about like this you know the saying God family football for me this football family God right travel acts all right enjoy This ham is mom just checking in to see how it's going I've been trying to call you but I'm sure you busy over there Hope everything is going well and you're taking good care of yourself and remember the doctor said try not to hit your head again Don't feel pressure to do anything that could risk your future And don't forget above you you kidding me no teams number an emotional little pretty boy chasing validation from strangers it's your father didn't love you just got a f****** game still f****** game and this is everything you are not your father this camera kid but this That's the f*** you want This is all the savings I just you know I keep saying s*** I don't even know what to do all right sorry my mom was birthday yeah do you have anything for Alex killing of course you f****** take blood to grow a king focus training shared I got into this business to help heal people but more careers descended the pit then we kill yourself for a job kill myself first job I can't see my family and I never see my kids I mean because you got a time that I have any kids I'm just saying if I had kids I couldn't see them know whatever it's a shame you're so talented now well I prepared you prepare me for what are used to them It was a blessing now I realized most of you so happening one day you have to give it all up I'll keep having this Were you current nightmare to be alone so like okay dirty couch I'm watching the TV and I'm watching somebody else do but I'm so damn good I'll miss it almost again no Mr Camaraderie must of locked rooms smells bad just smell like brotherhood man I'm gonna miss them running through the darkness of the tunnel to the light of the field Mr the cheering of the fast and chatting my name I missed a spattered booze from the haters because I know it's just minutes before I f****** day week had a model losses in life lot of people come in my life I don't want my life only been consistent with football I never had a family time football yeah family means everything to me I just can't wait to be a dad three little dick heads running around off think that's what it's about it's cute African American families they have African and Africa but it is the cooking ass it's like yeah you're good dude can do me a favor find your own way to greatness don't be me be better freedom do you really have a choice yes When you are God there is no peace do you see that s*** the f****** dedication she wanted to win that's what it takes that's how you f****** win he died for us I'll play fan you can go I'm just gonna stay here and clean up this mess I know it got a little crazy but like in our world this is a regular Tuesday and I'm thinking about leaving Azaria they can see how friendly a normal person this would be offering he didn't scare too much did he oh absolutely think he's starting to get jealous but you didn't hear from me do you want to come with me in the girls by the pool have a drink say our goodbyes are you sure you don't want to come know your own man now You know I really had to take on a lot when your daddy passed any hope everything is going well I'm gonna take a big care of yourself deep well stay hydrated and get lots of rest okay ready in my church group let's take a best over praying for you baby and call me back when you get this that's why you n***** is going steady right those good times man maybe sucking on my dick is it I am your stupid ass s*** oh my bad n**** sometimes I could just be a little intense you know don't say this to you and I'm gonna say this s*** would complete sincerity f****** love you if you go to afraid to hurt your girl's feelings and then a chance and f****** hell she could be the face of this franchise because real killers don't give off we don't the whose feelings we heard you understand me
yourself today I
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